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Blyrone Bashington
#1
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
4+
PA
5+
AV
10+
R
0
B
56
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
18
XPP
13
SS
0
SPP
31
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Guard (20k)
Juggernaut (20k)
Pile Driver (20k)
Team captain, Bashington, has recently picked up the sport, having previously honed skills he has found useful on the pitch during his time working on his family farm. 'Bash' will happily toss barrels of corn and barley over the barn and on to carefully positioned bails of hay.

Name: Blyrone Ogregious Bashington
Home town: Flayed Rock, Mountains of Mourn
Nickname: Bash, The Bash, Sir
Major: Agricultural Studies
Position: Ogre
Number: 01


Splendiferous Finch
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
0
B
55
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
8
XPP
8
SS
0
SPP
16
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dirty Player (20k)
Fend (20k)
Finchy is well-known in the city of Übersreik, where he spends his academic loan monies on seemingly endless flagons of Borgon's Badland Brew. Six or seven beers later and, despite the obvious hindrance to his hand-eye coordination, a similar number of patrons can be found sprawled unconscious around the hulking student. Fortunately, Coach Wilson has helped him channel that violence into something more productive.

Name: Splendiferous Scout Finch
Home town: Übersreik, Reikland
Nickname: Finchy
Major: Botany and Zoology
Position: Blitzer
Number: 02

 
D'Squarius Green
#3
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
2+
AV
9+
R
50
B
13
P
7
F
0
G
6
Cp
7
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
14
XPP
0
SS
13
SPP
1
Injuries
m
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Dauntless (10k)
Fumblerooskie (10k)
Safe Pass (10k)
D'Squarius is an exceptional athlete with a bright future in the sport. Her play patterns are designed to perfection. Her throwing spiral resembles the perfect coils discovered by the Old World's wisest minds. She even chose to wear a prime number on her jersey.

Name: D'Squarius Green
Home town: Middenheim, Middenland
Nickname: D-Squared
Major: Advanced Mathematics
Position: Thrower
Number: 03

Ibrahim Moizoos
#4
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
2+
AV
9+
R
15
B
17
P
8
F
0
G
6
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
15
XPP
0
SS
10
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Block (20k)
Dauntless (10k)
Ibrahim Moizoos is a no-nonsense, ruthless player who spends little effort on making friends with teammates, partying with fans, or doing anything which might hinder his pared down gameplay. If he can take one step and make the pass, he will do it; no pump fakes, no shoulder drops, no hesitation.

Name: Ibrahim Wakanda Phakade Moizoos
Home town: New Coast, Southlands
Nickname: None
Major: Unknown
Position: Thrower
Number: 04

 
Ozamataz Buckshank
#5
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
5+
AV
8+
R
21
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
0
SS
3
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Dirty Player (10k)
Hailing from the icy northern state of Nordland, Ozzy has adapted quickly to the more temperate climate in Reikland. This has allowed him to practice more during the longer daylight hours and his development as a player has accelerated because of that.

Name: Ozamataz Tomaaazz Buckshank
Home town: Hargendorf, Nordland
Nickname: Ozzy
Major: Albion Studies
Position: Catcher
Number: 05

Cosgrave Shumway
#6
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
5+
AV
8+
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Just as at home in the opposition end zone as he is in a kitchen, CeeCee Shumway has aspirations of becoming a pastry chef and patisserie owner. Until that point, he enjoys bouncing his way through defensive lines and scoring against visiting teams.

Name: Cosgrave Cheeseman Shumway Junior
Home town: Übersreik, Reikland
Nickname: CeeCee, CC
Major: Catering & Leisure
Position: Catcher
Number: 06

 
Parker Titsworth
#7
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
5+
AV
8+
R
22
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
3
XPP
0
SS
3
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Sure Feet (10k)
Parker is an agile catcher who can find just the right angle to break any defensive line that might be too flat or too straight. He can accurately predict precisely where the throw will go, even factoring in wind, deflections, and the rotation of the planet. His weakness, however, is that whilst he is obsessed with the trajectory of the ball, he often forgets to look for opponents who have eyes only for cracking his skull open.

Name: Parker Titsworth
Home town: Altdorf, Reikland
Nickname: Water, Whadda
Major: Architecture
Position: Catcher
Number: 07

Octavia Oxendine
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
0
B
13
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Daughter of a guardsman from the bastion of Helmgart, Ox is a sturdy lineman who nobody pushes around. Her strengths include her bravery and her strength. Her weaknesses are kittens and kitten-related paraphernalia.

Name: Octavia Xanthe Oxendine
Home town: Helmgart, Reikland
Nickname: Ox, Oxo
Major: Military History
Position: Lineman
Number: 08

 
Fartrell Cluggins
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
-1
B
21
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
0
SS
3
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Dauntless (10k)
Due to his half-Halfling roots, Cluggins is not a player of great stature. But they do have a hunger for winning. Fartrell can devour a chicken pie faster than anyone else in the squad but they can also smash through the line of scrimmage like a stout boulder.

Name: Fartrell Cluggins
Home town: Greenfield, The Moot
Nickname: None
Major: Art History and Philosophy
Position: Lineman
Number: 09

Jackmerius Tacktheratrix
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
14
B
15
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
5
XPP
0
SS
3
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Pro (10k)
Jackmerius was adopted by a Dark Elf corsair at a very young age, although, in Dark Elf culture, they don't have a word for adopted. The closest their tongue comes to such a concept translates as 'abducted'. Raised like a initiate into the cult of Khaine, Jackmerius developed a particular taste for the nefarious and the malevolent. The draw of the Reik was obvious.

Name: Jackmerius Tackmerius Jacktheratrix Tacktheratrix
Home town: Har Ganeth, Naggaroth
Nickname: Jack, Tack
Major: Human Biology
Position: Lineman
Number: 10