DrPoods
Joined: Nov 14, 2013
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Aug 28, 2015 - 12:30 |
 
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Mr Cynical strikes again... |
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RedMaul
Joined: Jun 10, 2006
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Aug 28, 2015 - 12:38 |
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| Tomay wrote: | | Oh I see, why aren't they just named Cheese R Us based on the rosters involved? |
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Tomay
Joined: Apr 26, 2008
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Aug 28, 2015 - 12:44 |
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Actually there's no Chaos Dorfs and no Daudy so I suppose it isn't that bad. Poor old Darq is the red headed step child of the group though  |
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Semitence
Joined: May 18, 2013
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Aug 28, 2015 - 12:55 |
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Daudy is in, but he's a bit of a pussy. Too worried about poor old NP. Once someone claims that pearl he can get started proper. |
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D_Arquebus
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Aug 28, 2015 - 13:26 |
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D_Arquebus
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Aug 28, 2015 - 13:32 |
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Though if my experience with the Wolfenburg Bulls taught us anything its that I have a disturbing tendency to play that little oval thing instead of playing with my opponents dismembered limbs |
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Daudy
Joined: Aug 28, 2008
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Aug 28, 2015 - 14:59 |
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We have enforcers, we have all rounders, and we have people who still go undefeated with a seasonal disadvantage in cas (unsure what the scissor types complain about). Our results, not pretty pages, speak for themselves. Your past 'villains' were simply outdated, obsolete, and dare I say it, one dimensional. A dangerous beast has many facets to its stalk - not just the power of tooth and claw.
It's not my fault everyone is hopeless at catching Night Patrol. It must be frustrating to have him protected and still not win. 
Arq is new to the fold, as we can see a future within. |
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cdwat
Joined: Oct 29, 2013
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Aug 28, 2015 - 16:13 |
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Samaranthae
Joined: Aug 30, 2006
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Aug 29, 2015 - 01:27 |
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| Semitence wrote: | | Frank's trophy cabinet is getting a little unwieldy. Anyone have some tips or a nice theme/buttons/code that they'd like to help me set up for him? |
yup on the team page theres a button to the right of the player. It says retire but thats just a ruse. Click on the retire button. It will come up with a box asking if you are sure you want to retire the player. Click yes this is just another ruse. The site really doesnt want you accessing this "secret code"
Then you... |
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Bobs
Joined: Feb 26, 2009
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Aug 29, 2015 - 02:03 |
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Secret code means one step closer to admin client.
CLICK THE DAMN BUTTON !! |
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ramchop
Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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3 Votes: Threedeben Pierrot (most fouls in SWL) - not on the list, should be.
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Would have been a pearl last night if others had seen the merit in voting for this dirty skeleton. Who is SWL's top active fouler now? |
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Samaranthae
Joined: Aug 30, 2006
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Aug 30, 2015 - 00:34 |
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Gday folks and welcome back to Talkin Bloody
After the second week of the season we're still in round one although some teams have played multiple games. This supplimentary episode of Talkin Bloody is focused on some of the more bizzare goings on.
Play of the week
This pass play from in turn 7 from Mr Foulscumm to Morg'n Thorg allowed Mountain Madness Misery to equalise 1-1 at half time. We thought that would put him in a position to take the match 2-1 but as it turned out the scoreline remained 1-1 in the second half with neither side able to score. Making this pass; the play of the week.
Where's the Perms?
Whether its the pearls influence, Nuffle or some blatant match fixing. It has been noted that a significant amount of NON permanent cas has been going on recently.
First the Sphinxes pitch cleared Sotek and then Malalapropopism pillow fought the freezy trees into tickled submission.
Coaches Corner
In our second part of the one turn touchdown series we look at how to do it without grab. Coach Pyates16 demonstrates the more traditional method which begins with a blitz.
In panel one we see the setup with a hole for the elf to go into.
In panel two we see the wardancer runs around to blitz the elf into the hole.
In panel three the treeman chainpushes the catcher the first square.
In panel four the catcher blocks diagonally, chainpushing the reciever a seconds square.
Now from here the Mv9 sprint wood elf catcher is easily in range but what if your player is only mvt 8?
So to get the extra square the two linelfs move as per panel three.
Then the linelf chainpushes as per panel four.
This places a mvt 8 non sprinter in range to score.
So lets see how this play went for Pyates16.
arrrg bad luck. But the theory was sound and perfectly executed.
Be sure to join us next week for Talkin Bloody |
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Tomay
Joined: Apr 26, 2008
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Aug 30, 2015 - 00:54 |
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Brilliant work Grumpsh |
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Karnov
Joined: Jul 14, 2012
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Aug 30, 2015 - 01:10 |
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"Where's the Perms?"
People were asking the same thing in regard to the Error 404 last season
Informative and entertaining read - nice work |
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Luohghcra
Joined: Nov 18, 2008
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Aug 30, 2015 - 04:53 |
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From the Commissioner's Desk
Recently the SWL Administration has issued a 2 season ban to coach Chavo for repeated violations of SWL rules in terms of making unsubstantiated public accusations of collusion and/or cheating. Without going too far into specifics, the coach has been issued numerous warnings regarding their conduct and has finally forced the hand of the administration team to take action.
It is the administration’s job to foster a positive and enjoyable environment for all coaches in the league. It is a shame to have to hand out punishments such as these, especially considering Chavo's contributions to the league over many years. It is our sincere hope that he will return in 2016 with a positive approach and will subsequently continue to uphold the values of SWL.
For everyone’s information, if you ever feel that another player is cheating, colluding, breaking FUMBBL or SWL rules or just generally not playing in a good spirit – please notify the SWL admin team by Private Message. We take these issues seriously and will investigate the matter. Public accusations of such behaviour can be damaging, especially if they cannot be substantiated.
If you have ANY comments or questions about this, please PM me directly.
EDIT: For grammatical clarification |
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