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MenonaLoco



Joined: Jan 05, 2016

Post   Posted: Mar 27, 2020 - 02:49 Reply with quote Back to top

Just reclaimed the top of the division for now with 4-1-0.
Lynels lose to Jortles today.

Wrecks, Sinners, Jortles and my Cattle are the only undefeated so far, if i am not mistaken.
MenonaLoco



Joined: Jan 05, 2016

Post   Posted: Mar 28, 2020 - 05:12 Reply with quote Back to top

How to end a curse? So far, whoever drafted herger, has left the league shortly after.
Klazam found a way around the problem!
https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=4137367 Herger is dead!
mrt1212



Joined: Feb 26, 2013

Post   Posted: Mar 28, 2020 - 05:52 Reply with quote Back to top

Ha! Finally!
dashergeaux



Joined: Jan 29, 2016

Post   Posted: Apr 03, 2020 - 22:18 Reply with quote Back to top

NBFL Dead and Wounded Update

Week 5 -Beware of Apes... and oh yeah, Herger is dead.

RIP
Indianapolis Hippies Glitz'N'Glam 6 spp thrall
Indianapolis Hippies Miles Blount 6 spp thrall
Indianapolis Hippies Mike Trzatrin 6 spp thrall
Manglesota Vile Kings Muck Dinglehoffer rookie lineman
Smaltimore Bedaines Mike Vrabel [OHIO] 51 spp Troll Slayer
Carolin' ReapersHerger [NIB] 118 spp werewolf
Las Vegas Sinners Pushin Daisies III 35 spp lineman
New York Genocides Sterling Shepard 18 spp pit fighter
San Dogo Chompers Bart Droolsworth 8 spp Ogre
Los Angeles Glams Justin Lawless 22 spp lineman
Meame Phrophins Frollie Czonka 19 spp blitzer


Injured Stars

Titannesse Kraken's Winston Justice 71 spp Bloater niggled
Manglesota Vile Kings Dillon van der Wal[VAMP] 64 spp BoB -AV
Decay Bay Bloateneers Don Coryell [SDSU] 56 spp Rotspawn -AV
Meame Phrophins Easy Jones 54 spp catcher -AV

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Arktoris



Joined: Feb 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 03, 2020 - 23:26 Reply with quote Back to top

"Hi, I'd like a cheese Herger with fries, please."

"Sorry...we're all out of Hergers."

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FRSHMN



Joined: Feb 25, 2013

Post   Posted: Apr 04, 2020 - 01:56 Reply with quote Back to top

Too early.
Lorebass



Joined: Jun 25, 2010

Post   Posted: Apr 04, 2020 - 09:49
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It's NEVER too early for a Herger... Oh...
dashergeaux



Joined: Jan 29, 2016

Post   Posted: Apr 10, 2020 - 03:21 Reply with quote Back to top

NBFL Dead and Wounded Update

Week 6 - The Death of "Hi-C"

RIP

Los Angeles Glams Hendrik "Hi-C" Scott 341 spp Thrower

Indianapolis Hippies Rophan Frederik rookie thrall
Titannesse Kraken's Joe "Boss" Bozza 11 spp rotter
Cincinnati Hydras LittleScared Mask [POLI] 59 spp runner
Cincinnati Hydras Geometry Jones 6 spp lineman
Smaltimore Bedaines Ryan Delaire [HOWL] 59 spp blitzer
Las Vegas Sinners Gicak Hale 6 spp lineman
Hot Arizona Sticky Deon Long [UCONN] 45 spp rotter

Injured Stars

Nawlins Lost Saints Eisenhooth [Howl] 62 spp lineman -MA
New York Wrecks Leonard Smashingson 78 spp Minotaur

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dashergeaux



Joined: Jan 29, 2016

Post   Posted: Apr 16, 2020 - 04:08 Reply with quote Back to top

NBFL Dead and Wounded Update

Week 7

RIP

Chicago Coronablights Holden McNealy 22 spp lineman
Titannesse Kraken's Robert “Samba” Brazillia 8 spp rotter
Indianapolis Hippies Jwayms Katskins 6 spp thrall
Indianapolis Hippies Johnny Danger rookie thrall
Las Vegas Sinners Morouver Hunter 9 spp lineman
Las Vegas Sinners Sadavil Shepard 35 spp lineman

Injured Stars
Hot Arizona Sticky Chris Warren III [TEX] 78 spp pestigor -ST
Houston T-Rexans Doug Bloodwin [SEA]
Season 22 Offensive Player of the Year
Season 22 League Darling
Season 23 Offensive Player of the Year

204 spp skink. -av

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ex-convict



Joined: Jun 28, 2005

Post   Posted: Apr 16, 2020 - 18:16 Reply with quote Back to top

NBFL S24 Mid-season Recap

Before you know it, half of the season is already done! Seven weeks of exciting Blood Bowl are in the books, but seven rounds of thrilling action remain! A few teams already have their eyes on the playoffs, but almost everyone still has a shot if things break right for them (and/or break wrong for their opponents). Let's take a look at the current standings:


NFC South

1. Decay Bay Bloateneers (4-2-1, 34 pts)
2. Atlatl Flechettes (4-1-2, 31)
3. Nawlins Lost Saints (1-1-5, 10)
4. Carolin' Reapers (1-1-5, 10)

There is little surprise to see Decay Bay follow up a successful inaugural campaign with an even better sophomore run so far, but the rookie Flechettes have managed to keep pace with their rivals through the midway point. Nawlins and Carolin' though? Not so much. Plus, we would be remiss if we didn't mention the end of the final incarnation of the NBFL-curse and NCBB-legend, Herger.


NFC West

1. C'attle C'haos (5-2-0, 41 pts)
2. Los Angeles Glams (4-2-1, 34)
3. Fan Foulcisco Fakes (0-3-3, 12)
4. Hot Arizona Sticky (1-1-5, 10)

Another year, another close race between C'attle and LA for the top spot in the West. With a single combined loss between the two, they will likely be neck-and-neck until the end, though coach Meno currently has the edge due to a rare head-to-head victory over the Glams. Lastly, the Fakes and Hot Sticky are hoping to play spoiler after their seasons have gone poorly.


NFC East

1. Witchington Paleskins (3-3-1, 30 pts)
2. New York Genocides (3-0-4, 21)
3. Dallas Crowbar (1-3-3, 16)
4. Phull-o-s'elfia Egos (1-2-4, 13)

Last season's division champs, the Egos, are now at the bottom in the cellar where they belong. Dallas isn't too far from them, and while New York has managed to already eclipse last season's very-low bar of two wins, no one expects much from them in the second half. That leaves the Paleskins in the driver's seat, who twice befuddled division rivals with 4-0 shellackings already this year.


NFC North

1. Destroit Lynels (5-1-1, 38 pts)
2. Chicago Coronablights (3-3-1, 30)
3. Manglesota Vile Kings (2-3-2, 23)
4. Green Baynana Grabbers (1-4-2, 19)

You know that life is tough in the best division in the league when the legendary coach Grue is sitting at the bottom with a mere one win! Not to mention, this group had a difficult crossover with the AFC South, but both Chicago and especially Destroit thrived in these conditions. However, Manglesota nor anyone else will be counted out so easily, as they all still have playoff aspirations.


AFC South

1. Jakesonville Jortles (3-2-2, 27 pts)
2. Titannesse Kraken's (1-4-2, 19)
3. Houston T-Rexans (2-1-4, 17)
4. Indianapolis Hippies (0-4-3, 12)

Speaking of, the AFC South had a rough go in the first half, with three teams currently sitting under twenty points. But that means the division is still up for grabs, as the Jortles have a respectable but not insurmountable 27 points on the year. Things got harder for Houston, however, when two-time Offensive Player of the Year Doug Bloodwin [SEA] took a perm in the first half finale (to a fireball, one of several to cause problems for the team so far).


AFC West

1. Las Vegas Sinners (3-4-0, 33 pts)
2. Denver Brontos (3-3-1, 30)
3. San Dogo Chompers (2-3-2, 23)
4. Kansas City Thiefs (3-0-4, 21)

You know your division is doing well when the lowest point total is 21, but you also know things are close when no one has more than three wins! The Sinners are one of the two unbeatens left (along with C'attle), but they have no breathing room with the Brontos right on their tails. However, both San Dogo and KC are within striking distance, and Nuffle is notoriously fickle at times...so anything can happen!


AFC East

1. New York Wrecks (3-3-1, 30 pts)
2. Olde Reikland Paid Rioters (3-2-2, 27)
3. Meame Phrophins (2-2-2, 20)
4. Buffaelo Khills (1-1-5, 10)

The Wrecks emerge from the first half with a very solid record, but they may be looking over their shoulders a lot more than they want to going forward. Both Olde Reikland and Meame are keeping pace, especially after the slann upset New York 2-1 in week seven. Finally, the Khills are...struggling, to say the least. Hopefully they will spill enough blood to appease their god, less he spill theirs.


AFC North

1. Cleaved Land Bedlam (4-2-1, 34 pts)
2. Kaepsburgh Kneelers (4-0-3, 28.)
3. Cincinnati Hydras (3-2-2, 27)
4. Smaltimore Bedaines (2-1-4, 17)

Lastly, we have the division that very few people thought much of going into the season...and yet we have three teams with at least three wins! Rookie squad Cleaved Land finds themselves on top right now (despite almost everyone hammering their draft class), with the veteran Kneelers right behind them. But the Hydras are a single point behind Kaepsburgh, and Smaltimore can still easily play the roll of spoiler and ruin someone's playoff plans.


Conference Rankings

NFC
1. C'attle C'haos, 41
2. Destroit Lynels, 38
3t. Decay Bay Bloateneers, 34
3t. Los Angeles Glams, 34
5. Atlatl Flechettes, 31
6t. Witchington Paleskins, 30
6t. Chicago Coronablights, 30
8. Manglesota Vile Kings, 23


AFC
1. Cleaved Land Bedlam, 34
2. Las Vegas Sinners, 33
3t. Denver Brontos, 30
3t. New York Wrecks, 30
5. Kaepsburgh Kneelers, 28
6t. Jakesonville Jortles, 27
6t. Olde Reikland Paid Rioters, 27
6t. Cincinnati Hydras, 27

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dashergeaux



Joined: Jan 29, 2016

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2020 - 22:22 Reply with quote Back to top

NBFL Dead and Wounded Update

Week 8 A bloody start to the 2nd half

RIP
Cincinnati Hydras Billy Y-fronts rookie lineman
Jakesonville Jortles Jake Hance 18 spp lineman
Smaltimore Bedaines Power Horseman 6 spp roller
Cleaved Land Bedlam Eriq Baird [WILL] 80 spp beastman
Phull-o-s'elfia Egos Devante Downs[NO] 158 spp catcher
Phull-o-s'elfia Egos David "Far Better Place" Akers [NEV] 31 spp lineman
Phull-o-s'elfia Egos De'Sean Jack's Son 6 spp lineman
Green Baynana Grabbers Jimmy Graham rookie bonobo
Atlatl Flechettes Kroy Biermann 18 spp Saurus
Manglesota Vile Kings Jerome Green 79 spp B.O.B.
Manglesota Vile Kings Bent McClanahan 6 spp goblin

Injured Stars
Fan Foulcisco Fakes Jerome Long [SDSU] 52 spp goblin -ma

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dashergeaux



Joined: Jan 29, 2016

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2020 - 22:39 Reply with quote Back to top

NBFL Dead and Wounded Update

Week 9 a couple of dead bedazzled jorts

RIP
Cincinnati Hydras Jaylon Smith [DAL] 32 spp lineman
Cincinnati Hydras LaRoy Reynolds 6 spp lineman
Indianapolis Hippies Saranie Bryce rookie thrall
Indianapolis Hippies Justal Dhampir rookie thrall
Jakesonville Jortles Jake Jakey Jakerson [BU] 84 spp lineman
Jakesonville Jortles Mercurious Ishmaelson [PUR] 87 spp catcher
New York Wrecks Big Brixk 9 spp Mino
San Dogo Chompers William "Brant Goose" Gringbo [O] 50 spp lineman
New York Genocides Lawrence Terror 48 spp Bloodthrirster
Fan Foulcisco Fakes VinderSqueek Runz 9 spp Thrower
Green Baynana Grabbers Ki'Rezna Nogthar [FSU] 53 spp Orangutan


Injured Stars
Phull-o-s'elfia Egos Fred'ee Mit'chell 63 spp catcher

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Nelphine



Joined: Apr 01, 2011

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2020 - 23:15 Reply with quote Back to top

Also note that the Star Player Anqi Panqi died in week 8 as well.
dashergeaux



Joined: Jan 29, 2016

Post   Posted: May 04, 2020 - 17:18 Reply with quote Back to top

Star players never die. They bring their own Apos to the game. They would never use yours, and thus theirs always works, and they only ever get badly hurt. They don't go back into a game where they are hurt for obvious reasons.

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Nelphine



Joined: Apr 01, 2011

Post   Posted: May 04, 2020 - 22:46 Reply with quote Back to top

piffles! it's still important to note. I think a league record of how often one Star Player has died would be awesome.
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