Warmduscher
Joined: Jun 15, 2005
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Dec 30, 2005 - 13:32 |
 
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Welcome to the new and improved EMU. In honor of the missing Godfather of Elf-killing BunnyPuncher, I hereby declare a new EMU season to be started. All of you who kept on faithfully killing Elves, rejoice! You finally get points for it again, so sign on here: Group Page! For the ones new to the concept, here are the rules (copied and pasted because I'm a lazy bum):
You may report any "R" game played versus -ANY- elf team with your non-elf team. You simply need to report the game in this thread. The format for reporting is as follows:
Of course I can't control if you are really reporting all of your games, but only reporting the good ones and not the games where you were humiliated and outbashed is lame and not in the good spirit of EMU. So report all games, especially the shameful ones!
Myteamname TdsFor (BH/SI/RIP) vs Theirteamname TdsFor (BH/SI/RIP)
MATCH REPORT LINK.
Provide a description if you would like. 20 EMU points will be awarded weekly for "best fluff/match report". I encourage braggin, strutting, smack talk and such in this thread. However, please remember to be polite to your opponent while killing their team.
Now to the rules:
Game Result:
15 points for a win
-10 points for a loss
0 points for a tie
10 bonus points if Opponent conceded
Casualties
2 points for every BH
3 points for every SI MNG or apothed Niggle/Stat Drop
10 points for every unapothed Niggle or Stat Drop (unapothed means either no apoth used or apoth used and failed)
6 points for a apothed kill (successfully apothed)
25 points for an unapothed kill (provide player url)
50 points for an unapothed kill of 75spp + player (provide player url)
100 points for an unapothed kill of a Legend player (176spp) (provide player url)
Slam Dunk (7 or more casualties) 25 points
100 bonus points for the one with the most unapothed kills at the end of season
Casualties against: Since I don't care how many beastmen, orcs, dwarves, minotaurs etc. die you do not lose points for receiving casualties UNLESS the opponents inflict more casualties on YOU than you inflict on THEM. In this case you get -15 points (you also get zero points for cas inflicted and game results, so no matter what you lose 15 points and if you also lost its staggering -25).
The Season is running until end of February.
Now go and get me some Elf-skulls. |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Dec 30, 2005 - 15:50 |
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Whoever this guy is has my total support (well... its just a saying.. i ain't lifting a finger). While I do not know Warmdusher, he may be a dyslexic seven year old for all I know, I am sure he will run this league well. Get drunk. Kill Elfs. |
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Optihut
Joined: Dec 16, 2004
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Dec 30, 2005 - 15:59 |
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| BunnyPuncher wrote: | | Whoever this guy is has my total support (well... its just a saying.. i ain't lifting a finger). While I do not know Warmdusher, he may be a dyslexic seven year old for all I know, I am sure he will run this league well. Get drunk. Kill Elfs. |
LoL, well said. |
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Warmduscher
Joined: Jun 15, 2005
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Dec 30, 2005 - 16:29 |
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Thank you very much BunnyPuncher for your moral support. I must admit that I was worried a bit if a young unknown upstart with a rotten match record like me has any authority to just restart one of the most loved/hated groups out there. But hey, if no one else wants to do it, I'm glad to offer my humble service.
And of course there will be always room if you want to take an active role again. |
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Da_Todfatha
Joined: Jul 06, 2004
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Dec 30, 2005 - 22:05 |
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I am definitely looking forward to being turned down for games for a reason again as opposed to just being turned down for no reason at all!  
Good work Warm! |
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Warmduscher
Joined: Jun 15, 2005
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Dec 31, 2005 - 12:55 |
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Warmduscher
Joined: Jun 15, 2005
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Jan 04, 2006 - 17:33 |
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Warmduscher
Joined: Jun 15, 2005
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Jan 05, 2006 - 12:56 |
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Plorg
Joined: May 08, 2005
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Jan 05, 2006 - 13:33 |
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Monkey Gods 2 (3/4/2) vs Around Brittania 0 (0/1/1)
Points: 15(win) + 6(3xBH) + 3(1xMNG) + 30(3xSI:N,N,-AG) + 6(1xapo death) + 25(1xdeath) +25(SlamDunk) = 110
These fouling flings kicked off the new season with a bunch of kicks to some elven hides! After this game, four elves had the injury of their careers with a brutal buffet of niggles, agility loss, and sweet sweet death. This game marks the sixth total team (second elven team) that has been retired immediately after their encounter with the Monkey Gods! |
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Gitzbang
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jan 05, 2006 - 13:38 |
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My Necros have four former Elves on the Team ... is that enough to qualify as an "Elf"-Team here?  |
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Warmduscher
Joined: Jun 15, 2005
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Jan 05, 2006 - 14:56 |
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Wow! What a devestation  . Great job Plorg. And no Gitzbang, nobody here gets any points for killing your already dead Elves again. |
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Warmduscher
Joined: Jun 15, 2005
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Jan 05, 2006 - 19:15 |
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Skulll
Joined: Dec 08, 2005
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Jan 07, 2006 - 05:34 |
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damn elves, should've taken the draw. Tried to make the winner td, threw a quick pass into the crowd who kicked it next to their passer guy. One lonely elf in my end was enough. One die blitz to take out my blocker, pick up the ball, two GFIs, hand off, pass and score and they didn't even need the re-roll they had. Ooh, I just hate elves...
Grim Grimace TDs 1 cas 1/0/1 vs Zelios Warte TDs 2 cas 0/0/0 |
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Nuwanda
Joined: Jan 07, 2005
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Jan 08, 2006 - 07:22 |
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Don't know exactly what I am doing here...but will set up an EMU site for the Karak-Azan Alemakers. Let's smash some bloody elves...that is if we can ever get any games. |
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Warmduscher
Joined: Jun 15, 2005
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Jan 08, 2006 - 09:17 |
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Hehe, another Pro-elf team got bored enough late at night to actually play me. Despite a Virus I almost managed a draw, but alas it shouldn't be. The injuries were nice, but the only death was suicide by failed dodge, what I can't take credit for and so the score for the match can be called medicore at best.
Chaos Avatars TDs 1 cas 1/2/0 vs Loren Reavers TDs 2 cas 0/1/0
Points: -10(lost)+2(bh)+3(apothed niggle)+10(si niggle)=5
P.S.: Elfkicker, you need to sign up on the group page first before you can gain points for matches. |
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