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Dhaktokh
Last seen 33 weeks ago
Overall
Veteran
Overall
Record
1/4/1
Win Percentage
50%
About
"The full Dhak" - 20 CR on a slope.
The graph is lying a little, I went lower but then fast up again. :-D
https://fumbbl.com/p/coachdevel?c=Dhaktokh&r=0&d=1
Harad has recently joined the club.

I am proud owner of the relatively famous amazon team Crossdressers.

I was honored with a team named after me by Nielsh! /o/ Without knowing and suddenly I found myself facing - myself - in B. LOL! Hilarious! Elfs for Dhaktokh
And Dragons honored me with another team, even though he... well... WELL! HE IS RIGHT! And I am happy! Dhaktokhs Girls
Third team I am aware of: Tommysteele´s Tribute to Crossdressers
4th: Crossdressers Fangirls
5th: Inspired By Crossdressers

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LEGENDS (order of spp):
1. Mr Elite-smack-loss / Stage and Glory / Wardancer / 267 spp / Dead (2018-04-26, on a misclick in the UI semifinal vs morehouse)

2. Mother of Rod / Crossdressers / Amazon Thrower / 252 spp / Dead (2018-02-25)

3. Rrrrodmaaaaammmm / Crossdressers / Amazon Thrower / 236 spp / Dead (2011-10-24, Final of Lustrian Challenge, lost to malmir´s cds in overtime. Best way to die ever possible! Misclicked in turn 8 when attempting a long pass for possibly 1-0. Threw the ball at her feet. Accurately.)

4. Andrea Vahol / Crossdressers / Amazon Blitzer / 200 spp / Retired (2012-04-24)

5. Dorian the 3rd Goblingrindr / Crossdressers / Amazon Catcher / 196 spp / ACTIVE (five normal skills...)

6. Bvatar / Crossdressers / Amazon Blitzer / 178 spp / ACTIVE (legend after 152 games...)

7. Michael V. Hayden / My private army / High Elven Catcher / 176 spp / Retired (2013-11-22)

8. M.A. TWIN / Stage and Glory / Wood Elven Catcher / 176 spp / Dead (2013-08-17)

9. Combination deluxe (always rolls doubles) / Upgraded Mutations / Gutter Runner / 177 spp / First legend. Kind of. Died in the same game it became legend... so always second last place... lol (2008-01-17)

10. Hashak / Gods of Carnage / Goblin Pogoer / 116 spp / Retired and deserves the eternal last spot just because... (2014-05-28)

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<Dhaktokh> uedder. did you faint?
<mekutata> WE DID IT!!
<Kadrin> gobbooos for presidents
<The_Great_Gobbo> ERE WE GO
<The_Great_Gobbo> ERE WE GO
<Uedder> i came

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Shraaaags scripts

FUMBBL-Stats

https://fumbbl.com/p/gallery3?owner=Christer

Biggest win 7-0, 2007-04-10
Biggest loss 0-5, 2007-03-21
Played ranked game number 100 January 4, 2007.
Played ranked game number 200 Maj 6, 2007.
Played ranked game number 300 August 14, 2007.
Played ranked game number 500 July 8, 2008.
Played ranked game number 600 April 13, 2009.
Played ranked game number 700 August 20, 2010.
Played ranked game number 800 November 7, 2011.

Played game 500 on fumbbl 2008-02-29, all games included.
Played game 1000 on fumbbl 2011-10-07, all games included.


2012-05-25
Reached nr 10 (8) for the first time ever with 174.8 in cr.
2012-06-20
177.24 is currently nr 4.
2012-08-11
177.59 is currently nr 7.

2007-03-03: is my most stunning 24 hours. 11 games. Far out! But my ogres behaved and I couldnt stop winning over all these great coaches! Muuuaaahhhh! New favourite-team, ogres! 2007-06-06, I will take a break from ogres, they annoy me way to much at tr 180+.

2007-07-21: I have played vamps (and ogres again... sigh) and my gamestats have been devastating 3/3/10 the last 16 games. Unbelievable. But those teams are funny, I am never as unlucky as when I play them. Its actually very strange. But I dont really know how to play secure with them on the other hand. ;-(

One of my most nuffled games ever: (also the game with most cas ever made by me - 11, former record was 8)
Gruenblitze´s WaldgeWalt

"One of the most amusing and entertaining games the Mr. Men have had the pleasure of playing, plenty of bb insanity and madness, four blitzes, lots of blood, and loads of spp's and TD's, just a shame about the cash really. Dhaktokh receives the Order of Mr. Happy, the most acclaimed BB award the Mr. Men can bestow upon a rival coach - he is one crazy swede." Gamereport from coach SnorriNoseBiter (to boost my ego... ;-D)

Synn is the first coach I know who has named a player after me, a mummy from Dead Bunnies United. Respect!
Dhaktokh the Devastator
And Cinabre saluted me with the second. I really enjoyed this gesture!
Niclas Eichelberger
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(6, 6) + 0, (6, 5) + 0, 6: Visszajottem has been KILLED!!
(6) Visszajottem regenerates.
(6, 5) + 0, (6, 6) + 1, 1: NemHagyEl has been badly hurt!
(1) NemHagyEl does NOT regenerate.
6,6,6,5,6,6,6,5,6,6…1. NUFFLE!!!!

du är ett stycke skadat gods, me like! rematch soon, råttan ska ner

Mangla

(I stole this from Synn´s bio since it was soooo funny)
think i will go to bed
With?
myself stupid
hehe
i could have gotten company
Your dog?
* pirigin has joined #Fumbbl
but i have sleeped with her the last 3 nights, and now i need som REAL sleep
eww
....
* TheStrict has quit IRC (Quit)
no the dog
poor dog :(
lol
NOT THE DOG
Hahaha

Falesh has the OTS which looks very nice.

Lrb4-Stuff:

And, I will never coach orcs.
And I dislike that good (read high cr) coaches keep coaching orcs. Too easy! Way to easy!!! The challenge, you forget! ;-D
First time over 170, 1 Dec 2006.
First time over 180, 12 July 2007.
Highest 180,6... 2007-07-13
Highest ranking: 18... 2007-07-13
New high with new system: 176,82. 2008-07-08
Three smack-games raised my cr with 9 points...
My last game for the summer 2008-06.18! Tjohoo! Free from the best and most glorious poison in the world! What is cocain compared to this?
Edit: 2008-06-30. That wasnt really true...
Quick Stats
Location
Malmö, Sweden
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+2:00)
Member since
September 16, 2006
Game Statistics
Coach Rating1172
Coach Standing3856
Ranked Games Played6
Active Teams23
Retired Teams39
Total Record1104/325/474
Win Percentage67%
Team Averages
Number of Games30.7
TDs Scored Per Game1.8
TDs Allowed Per Game1.1
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.4
Cas. Taken Per Game2.4
Won Tournaments
  FUMBBL SMACK Elite CCLXVIII
  FUMBBL SMACK Pro CLX
  FUMBBL SMACK Veteran CLII
  UI IX Qualifier: Golden Lantern
  UI XIV Qualifier: Jade Lantern
  UI XV Qualifier: Jade Lantern
  XFL VII Amazon
  XFL VII Wood Elf
  XFL XIII Wood Elf
  XFL XIV Amazon
  Warpstone Open III Qualifier XIV
  Warpstone Open X Qualifier III
  Warpstone Open XV Qualifier XI
  Lustrian Challenge II Qualifier XVI
  Lustrian Challenge V Qualifier VII
  Lustrian Challenge XI Qualifier II
  GLT VII: Old Teams Qualifiers 3