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<a href=http://fumbbl.com/help:SocialDarwinism>Read this</a> excellent post by Pac
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/user.php?module=NS-User&op=logout>Moron Counter</a>: 0
I bet I've walked further than nearly everyone on FUMBBL in the name of charity (in one attempt). I recently did a charity walk for Oxfam which was over 51 miles. I'd be interested to hear from other walking nutters.
I FOUL ON TURN 16. I do this to EVERYONE unless they have earnt my pity (i.e. they got diceraped and have already lost too many players). Deal with it.
I dont like Dwarfs, and I'm not overfond of Orcs. I do play them reasonably regularly but dont be suprised if I tell you to go get a proper team if you try and cherrypick me with them. As far as I'm concerned most (not all) Orc players and Dwarf players dont play them because they love the teams, they love the reliability. I dont love that, certainly not when it means they dont die. Don't get me wrong, I love claw laden chaos, if they are played by a fun player, I can handle cas but its nice to be able to hand some back.
Proud creator of the first LRB5 pure snotling team (Probably, dated: 23/05/07). It dosent work yet though.
Anyone playing goblins is cool no matter how anoying the tactics.
Gotta love fouling.
In a tavern somewhere in the Old world, a human walks up to a big Orc sitting by the bar.
Pac: "<i>Hey man, how are you? Don't worry, I'm not one of those racist humans that hate and stereotype Orcs. Here, let me buy you a beer, buddy</i>"
The Orc picks up a chair, slams it over Pac's head and takes the money. He then orders two beers, and turns to his Orc buddy.
Orc: "<i>See Snaga? Iz like I keeps telling ya... humanses are all stoopid</i>."
<PolarFox> you beat sillysod? wow.. that's like a beating a three legged dog with asthma
<Hogshine> Have to put away all my stuff first...
<SillySod> stuff?
<SillySod> I dont wanna know
<Hogshine> clothes etc that I brought back with me
<Hogshine> Hehe
<SillySod> ah yeah
<Hogshine> And obv all my pictures of Synn naked
<SillySod> why put them away?
<Hogshine> Suhsh
<Hogshine> *Shush
<Hogshine> maybe a nice lady will come round
<Hogshine> And I don't want her to run off with a picture of Synn
<SillySod> \o/
<Russo>For once SillySod has said something worth reading :D
<Russo_NCBB> sillysod...you got that badger out of your beard yet???
<SillySod> no
<SillySod> If you read my statement correctly..
<SillySod> I'd have a beard and hide a badger in it BUT my rooster isnt big enough
<Ameranth> but he did get the mushroom out
<SillySod> so I havent
<SillySod> :(
<Russo_NCBB> heheh
<SillySod> hence I need a troll named after me to compensate
<SillySod> who needs guns when you could have a troll?
<Ameranth> 'sillysod, a troll in search of a bridge'
JanMattys "Well, I've finally read it all, and I think SillySod is right."
<Chewie> lewls
<Chewie> i am teh cheweh
<Chewie> mah beard is bigga then yo face
<Chewie> last time i shaved was 1967
<Chewie> it was a good year
* hungaryray watches teh emph watching Ro pr0ns
* PurpleChest is on that list of shame
<SillySod> \o/
<Ro> \o/
* hungaryray gets his bewbnoculars
<Synn> i used to jump from my roof onto a trampoline
<SillyEater> \o/
<pizzamogul> heh
<Leniyuhl> I like the comment: "Trampolines dont hurt people. Idiots hurt people"
Christopher Seymour "since coming to Uni you have become a highly trained ninja fighting crime and oppression where-ever you find it"
<shadow46x2> the only, and absolutely *only* time it would be legal, is if you had no guys to pick up at all
<Dreadclaw> Blue women chasing omelets ftw
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5139809
<phil-smack> 3 disconnects so far and i've not even had a turn yet :(
<SillySod> hahahahhahahaha
<SillySod> :D
<SillySod> haha
<SillySod> oooooh
<SillySod> hehe, sorry, but thats just wrong
(I was tired)
<a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" >20</a>
<Angie> That bed is mine even if I let him know the day before..
<Chewie> i know :(
<Chewie> sux to be a hairy bloke
* SillySod has secured his bed beyond even the powers of Angie
<Chewie> everyone thinks i moult
<SillySod> pump up airbed
<Angie> I have an open invite to Hotel Woodruff :)
<Igor> Tesi gona do Ogre I will do Necro, and Russo will do .............
<Russo> ok I will see what that leaves me
<Igor> the bashers, and Elves sections
<Russo> hmmm
<Igor> What you good at russo :P
<Igor> sheep not in the LRB yet tho
<SillyEating> Russo, go to MBBL2 and sheep probably ARE a team there....
<forrest_gump> hmm, i think we need 1 and a half more triads
<Russo> well I am an all rounder tbh so no race is my forte that is why I let you two pick first
<SillyEating> lol
<SillyEating> <Russo>I'm an allrounder, no race is my forte
<SillyEating> read between the lines :)
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<Russo> well all Is ee wjhen I do that is...."SillySod has anal sex with his cousins"
<Russo> strange really
<Russo> at face value I would never have seen that
<Russo> :D
<SillySod> :)
My favouritist way stuff dies:
<Dannyboy> I just made a TD dance... felt 1 short, then failed GFI, killed my gutter runner
<LicentiousHamster> Mm, why is your CD's TS so low, Mac?
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<Macavity> dunno... niggle?
<brownrob> hi mac
<LicentiousHamster> Damn. I need more niggles.
<Mezir> hi there, want to cheat me out of some ELF points?
<Mezir> got some fresh ogred for ya!
<SillySod> hi
<SillySod> oooh :/
<SillySod> hmmm
* Mezir shakes that ogre booty
<SillySod> I like ogres +ELF points alot
<SillySod> but i'm not keen on dead elves.... for the minor
<SillySod> wanna take on my flings instead?
<SillySod> no chefs
<SillySod> no nuffin
<SillySod> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=440230
<SillySod> <--- always willing to give ogres a boost (if they can live with knowing that)
<Mezir> TS 51, whut?
<SillySod> yup
<Mezir> why are you sitting on 390k?
<Mezir> I have a reputation to think of! I thought you wanted to play with the ts 99 flings :)
<SillySod> saving cash and skilling a DP.... cash is to replace players and buy chefs deeproot for a RRR
<SillySod> the TS 99 flings are weaker :(
<SillySod> even with no cash spent on the TS51 guys
* SillySod cries
<SillySod> take it or leave it, my elfses dodged you :)
<Mezir> it goes against every bone in my body to accept that match... but... sure
<SillySod> ok
<Mezir> you should become a pimp
<SillySod> proxy: sheepdeath
Koadah: "I have actually changed my mind on some things thanks to the great guru (would you believe) SillySod. "
<spubb|away> well they have these in and outy bits....
When his dorfs are challenged by under strength vampires...
<shadow46x2> link please
<SillySod> no, my vampires off your dorfs a cherry... either you open wide and take it or you find the link yourself
<shadow46x2> I'm not going to play some fucktard game of hide an seek for your amusement
<JanMattys> Half the specialists of the hair are bald
<JanMattys> :D
<Leniyuhl> most of the cult leaders are swindlers
<JanMattys> and most fumbblers are gay :D
<Leniyuhl> so why not start a tr one?
<Leniyuhl> as in happy?
<JanMattys> yes
<JanMattys> :D
<SillySod> "happeh"
<Leniyuhl> thats just not true
<Leniyuhl> I think that most fumbblers are asexual and at most content with their lives
<Peter_Thorpe> shadow is far from a good player
<Peter_Thorpe> that fool can lose to me dammit!
<Peter_Thorpe> :D
<TheSpoonyBard> given how you are accusing HIM of 'flaming', it's sorta odd that almost everything you have said this conversation is an insult
<TheSpoonyBard> are you familiar with the term 'projection'
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<Ol_One_Eye> Yes Messiah
<TheSpoonyBard> indeed
<TheSpoonyBard> the pope says so
<follyofman> bblfg
<TheSpoonyBard> hey folly
<TheSpoonyBard> the bowlbots?
<TheSpoonyBard> she is dead
<follyofman> doesn't work
<follyofman> ok
<follyofman> thanks
<TheSpoonyBard> you must use le gamefinder
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<TheSpoonyBard> manually
<TheSpoonyBard> MAN-ually
<TheSpoonyBard> cuz only men can
* TheSpoonyBard just found a new example of sexist wording
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<TheSpoonyBard> man, I could totally be a feminist!
<TheSpoonyBard> oh wait
<TheSpoonyBard> no
<TheSpoonyBard> I actually care about equality
<TheSpoonyBard> no I can't
<TheSpoonyBard> :(
<Nature_Warden> We could cry pure tears
<Ro> i go undrground and lay rubber
<hungaryray> silleh is beautiful in every single ways, and words cant bring him down
<Focus> i've gone 2 blitzers, first witch, other 2 blitzers then 2nd witch. worked out ok for me
<hungaryray> yeh well
<hungaryray> ive gone 1 blitzer
<hungaryray> take mah pantehs off
<hungaryray> 2nd blitzer
<hungaryray> pr0ns
<hungaryray> and so forth
<johan> That's an interesting line - once you realize you'll be T16 fouled *anyway*, you might as well go wild.
<Ro> well when i touch others
<Ro> i get more kids
<Ro> and restraining orders
<Ro> :P
<SillySod> \o/
<BiggieB> u are such a funny dude :)
<BiggieB> I will put ya next to my singing fish on the wall
<SillyVeteran> ;)
* SillyVeteran sings like crap, just like the fish :P
<BiggieB> :)
<BiggieB> awesome
<BiggieB> in 10 years
<BiggieB> Ill sell ya tough
<BiggieB> to raise money for my kids schooltrip
<AxeMurder> every time your opponent puts 3-4 players to knock down your troll you should do a victory lap around your computer
<SillySod> sorry, was afk
<SillySod> the avatar stays 8)
<SillySod> although...
<SillySod> if the offers of sexual favours dont pick up by friday I'll change it back
<SillySod> so far I've had a lower than usual number of offers
<pac> that's quite a trick
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<BiggieB> I can change it for ya
<BiggieB> :)
<BiggieB> Its really inappropriate
<SillySod> booo
<SillySod> let it run till friday :)
<SillySod> when most people will have given up hope
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<BiggieB> that or I can delete all your posts
<BiggieB> :)
<BiggieB> ur choice ;)
<Russo> its funny how you will all be sooo disapointed when you meet me in RL at the TT open
<Russo> my screen persona is the oposite of my RL persona
<G_Force> you mean you are not a sex carzed animal bothering twat then
<rodders-23> thats ok i've suffered dissapointment before
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<rodders-23> i've met petew and borgen xD
<Russo> hehehe
<Gwain> you're so right that it makes me ashamed
<i>an orc player misclicks and walks into a tacklezone...</i>
<Enar8> Good move
<SillySod3> LOL
<stboub> missclicked
<Kryten26> RULEZ
<stboub> omg
<Lakrillo7> lol again
<Enar8> Dance!
<Mr__Wizard9> hehee
<SillySod3> he even got caught on shadowing \o/
<ambush> guessed
<Enar8> Finally an elf is doing the conga!
<Enar8> \o/
<huibertjan6> lol
<Kryten26> more cheers!
<SillySod3> hahaha
<SillySod3> conga is funny :D
<huibertjan6> i have done my share of epic fails, but some people are just better than me
<Enar8> Hope the delf try that strip ball move again
<Enar8> it was awesome
* SillySod brandishes his vegan whacking stick
<randompuppet> do you think vegans can moraly play bloodbowl
<randompuppet> or do they just dissconect just b4 they kill some gobbo
<randompuppet> or do vegans care if they kill pixles
<krytie> they play soyabowl instead
<randompuppet> can i download it!
<randompuppet> please
<krytie> u can, but there are only wood elf rosters
<randompuppet> with pillows and feathers for secret weapons!
<randompuppet> that would be cool
<krytie> it would be cool for zons, not sure about woodies
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<randompuppet> woodies are big girls too
Purplegoo: until I mistakenly messed up the other week, I always placed the ball on my Kicker before placing it on the field, so the client would use the skill.
<PurpleChest> Silly a LOAD fo people have said somethig along the lines of 'OOO foinally we have B, where everything will be sunshine and honey and everyone will game the way i do and want them to, and eveything will be emaningful (meaning mainly they will be rated highly) and no one can dodge anything so all will be perfection, this Is TRUE BB'
<PurpleChest> and thats crap
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=29553>\o/</a> gotta love bitter orc players ;)
<Mr_Foulscumm> I am full of dumbs
<BowlBot> - lawman vs Plorg (Dwarf 154/164 vs 193/176 Khemri) @645
Harvestmouse: "Every daisycutter that dies certainly becomes a fat little angel that make's sure there are sprinkley 100s and 1000s on donuts."
<floppeditbackwards> i don't know if that really qualifies as a whine either
<floppeditbackwards> it was more of an observation
<Zuul> uhuh
<Zuul> Well
<Zuul> I "observe" that you are a whiner
<Sarganius> of course im sure you have an answer prepared so how silly it would seem to gfi with no rerolls
<SillySod> yes I did
<SillySod> sure feet
<SillySod> ;)
<geff> Boris Jeltsin is hereby considered a formidable tree
<SillySod> yeah, I'm not too worried tbh, I doubt that I eat any irish pork and the harm it could do is relatively limited
<SillySod> hmm
<Astarael> * * * Did you know? SillySod is gonna die.
Purplegoo: Stop equating being a 'fair' player to having anything to do with fouling. This isn't real life, it's not a sport you play, it's a board game which features six options that your player can choose from in a turn in order to forward your chances of winning. If you ignore one of those six, you're not being pure of heart, you're simply running the hundred meters with your shoelaces tied together.
<Russo> Ahh Synn is in here...I knew he could not stay away from me
<Russo> my little fluffy bunny
* Synn pulls the wool coat over his head
<Russo> hehe Biggie nah dont worry I think it will come good
<Russo> :D
<BiggieB> I um up in 2.6 kgs now
<Synn> be baaaaaaaad to me
<Synn> :D
<SillySod> am I right in saying I didnt need luck to win that? :P
<Synn> yes
<Synn> but you played like shit
<SillySod> :D
<paulhicks> just thought id invade his house and try and score with his missus soon :)
<SillySod> subtle ;)
<paulhicks> its ok.. hes christian.. he has to forgive me :D
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<TheSpoonyBard> ...
<TheSpoonyBard> catalyst
<TheSpoonyBard> compared DICK CHENEY
<TheSpoonyBard> to abe lincoln
<Snappy_Dresser> I saw that to
<TheSpoonyBard> that's just too awesome for words
<Snappy_Dresser> bit of a stretch
<TheSpoonyBard> I will never mock britnoth again
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<TheSpoonyBard> ever
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<Snappy_Dresser> errr
<SillySod> \o/
<Snappy_Dresser> why?
<TheSpoonyBard> I will look at everything he ever says
<TheSpoonyBard> and I will think to myself
<TheSpoonyBard> "is this as dumb as anything catalyst has said"
<pythrr> so, whats the homo-islamo-commie lifestyle life, jeffo? San Fran treating you well?
<Jeffro> Allah and me goin down on some tricks later on, wanna join us?
<Jeffro> ;)
<pythrr> nah, am busy. take some polaroiods tho
<harvestmouse> did you t16 foul him
<harvestmouse> ?
<SillySod> I dont even remember playing him ever
<harvestmouse> poor fella
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<AmerDyingLess> wait, silly beat someone?
<AmerDyingLess> in that case, suicide really is the only choice
<BowlBot> *** Grotty Little Mice 3 vs 0 Blood Gap ***
<AmerDyingLess> all matches with silly are pink slip matches on life!
<spubbbba> <Calcium> wow.
<spubbbba> <Calcium> this is punishment for daring to beat the godlike sillysod
<spubbbba> <Calcium> nuffle is displeased
<spubbbba> you have to bio that
<Synn> congrats on qualifying with vamps
<Synn> u = mah hero
<Greedy> everything works better with Astarael in it
<Astarael> Aaayyyyy
<Astarael> /fonzie
<SillySod> blenders
<Nachtogen|afk> Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<Nachtogen|afk> my CW aged
<Nachtogen|afk> didn't even wanna skill him
<Nachtogen|afk> but the bastard scored twice :)
<Nachtogen|afk> and then hit a cas :/
<TheSpoonyBard> you need to be willing to kill innocent animals or you're a sociopath
* spubbbba gives silly a "i am teh lamer dorf play0r" hat
<Russo> [00:38] <fluffer> sorry never used a tree before lol
<Purplegoo> sod that for a game of soldiers
<Hogshine> So I made a trolling account :D
<Purplegoo> do they not realise its got no chance?
<Purplegoo> bah, i broke my not reading rule :(
<Purplegoo> i hate you guys
<spubbbba> \o/
<SillySod> \o/
<Purplegoo> im not doing it again
<Synn> silleh speaks with legitimacy
<PeteWoth> whinewhine whine
<Ro> I am not trailer trash
<TheSpoonyBard> language didn't exist before britain
<spiro5> i am not hipocrite and cherrypicker like you