I woz wunce a normal gobo 'til I found a weird lookin' toad in der swamp so I caught it an' gave it a lick. Next fing I no I iz 'avin a vision from Gork an' Mork, in which dey tole me 'ow ter be a Blood Bowl coachin' geenyus and then to go an' start a teem wiv nuffin' but ladz to show everywun 'ow great us gobbos is.