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Tymless
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Timeouts: I play fast games so I will give you one time of going over the 4 minute limit but after that will have no problem hitting the button as fast as possible. Unless theres a reason. It's the rules, tabletop its forgiveable but on here all the rolls are automatic and it even calculates movement distances now. Please speed up!!!

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Words to blood bowl by:

1: Its a game, have fun.
2: Everyones fun is different.
3: No one cares if you have fun. They are having their own fun.
4: Knowing the odds doesnt make you a good player.
5: Ignoring the odds will make you a bad player.
6: Do the safe stuff first, unless you got a better plan.
7: Try not to roll dice, but don't be afraid to at the right time.
8: Players die.
9: 1 in 6 odds of failing does not mean it will work.
10: Never trust an elf.
11: Anything with ag4 or higher counts as an elf. gutter Runners count as dangerous elves.
11: One elf is enough to beat anyone. Two is often overkill.
12: Just because everyone hates dwarves, doesnt mean they are unbeatable.
13: A bad plan can still work.
14: In the abscence of a good plan, a bad plan will do.
15: If you have no plan at all, just be lucky.
16: To get lucky, you have to try to be lucky.
17: Failing a long odds move isnt Nuffle. Making 2 long odds moves and then failing the 2+, thats Nuffle.
18: Nuffle knows funny, and Nuffle LIKES funny.
19: Yes. Someone, somewhere has done that already.
20: Anything can work, one sixth of the time.


1 Your ‘Bad Dice’ are not the fault of your opponent.
2 Your opponents ‘Good Dice’ are not the fault of your opponent.
3 Your opponent does not usually think your dice are as bad as you think they are.
4 Your opponent does not usually think his dice are as good as you think they are.
5 Any roll can succeed on a six no matter how unlikely it is.
6 Any roll can fail on a one no matter how easy it should be.
7 Re-rolls will fail sometimes.
8 Every other Coach has suffered from this at sometime in the past.
9 Most other coaches understand when you are truly having bad luck but there is nothing they can do that will help ease your frustration.
10 It is a dice game./>


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Quick Stats
Location
Newport, RI, United States
Timezone
America/New_York (UTC-4:00)
Member since
June 29, 2004
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams7
Retired Teams872
Total Record2369/1060/2013
Win Percentage53%
Team Averages
Number of Games6.2
TDs Scored Per Game1.4
TDs Allowed Per Game1.2
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.3
Cas. Taken Per Game2
Won Tournaments
  FUMBBL SMACK Pro CCXXII
  FUMBBL SMACK Rookie CCLXVII
  FUMBBL SMACK Veteran XXXI