75 coaches online • Server time: 22:42
* * * Did you know? The fouliest player is Bruce Wayne XVII with 2010 fouls.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Cindy is back?goto Post Gnomes are trashgoto Post ramchop takes on the...
JellyBelly
Last seen 4 years ago
Overall
Rookie
Overall
Record
0/0/0
Win Percentage
n/a
Archive

2019

2018

2018-11-15 23:35:19
rating 5.8
2018-11-09 03:40:26
rating 5

2017

2017-12-13 16:27:19
rating 5.7
2017-12-10 12:52:50
rating 5.6
2017-09-20 23:08:25
rating 5.3
2017-04-20 01:38:05
rating 5.8
2017-03-28 05:26:00
rating 4.8
2017-03-26 19:15:35
rating 6
2017-03-15 02:00:48
rating 6
2017-03-05 22:12:58
rating 5.7
2017-02-04 13:52:52
rating 6
2017-01-12 05:06:42
rating 5.9

2016

2016-12-24 02:27:04
rating 5.5
2016-11-30 02:53:37
rating 5.9
2016-11-16 03:37:31
rating 5.8
2016-10-22 03:01:09
rating 6
2016-10-19 21:18:06
rating 6
2016-10-08 16:35:12
rating 5.5
2016-09-16 01:08:11
rating 6
2016-09-02 13:46:20
rating 4.8
2016-07-10 13:51:11
rating 5.6
2016-07-05 18:25:41
rating 5.3
2016-06-18 15:58:01
rating 5.9
2016-05-23 03:07:18
rating 5.4
2016-05-16 21:08:39
rating 4.4
2016-04-19 01:07:21
rating 4.9
2016-04-09 05:42:25
rating 4.9
2016-03-20 14:03:38
rating 5.9
2016-03-13 13:02:48
rating 3.9
2016-03-05 13:39:48
rating 5.5
2016-02-27 15:00:22
rating 4
2016-02-24 12:06:02
rating 4.3

2011

2011-07-10 18:56:55
rating 5.5
2011-04-23 10:39:05
rating 3.7
2011-04-10 22:58:38
rating 4.7
2011-03-27 16:42:22
rating 4.4

2010

2010-05-02 18:41:17
rating 4.2
2010-02-06 14:15:05
rating 3.2
2010-01-31 19:52:12
rating 5.3
2010-01-24 13:20:14
rating 3.8

2009

2009-12-24 12:17:43
rating 4.1
2009-11-29 20:27:04
rating 2.1
2009-11-21 14:24:09
rating 2.8
2016-07-05 18:25:41
7 votes, rating 5.3
What do I do?!!
With the introduction of the custom rosters, my life has suddenly become a lot more complicated ..

So many awesome new rosters to play with (Secret League, Ultra CRP ..), yet, so little time. :-( It seems like there are only a handful of options available:

1. Fake my own death
2. Arrange to have myself abducted by mobsters
3. Commit a heinous crime, so I can be locked in a cell (as long as it has internet access)
4. Take over some hapless island nation somewhere and force them to serve me while I play BB all day

Maybe I should make a forum poll? :S
Rate this entry
Comments
Posted by BillBrasky on 2016-07-05 18:35:59
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-07-05 18:44:51
Don't sleep
Posted by Garion on 2016-07-05 19:02:00
clone your self and send the other one to work, be careful though he may turn against you!
Posted by Medon on 2016-07-05 19:28:03
Hermione had this special clockwork...
Posted by Bloodfeast on 2016-07-05 20:04:41
Buy a plane and fly backwards..... (?)
Posted by xnoelx on 2016-07-05 21:34:15
5. Make up a whole load more rosters. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. If it's a problem. I'm not sure what my point is here, or if I have one.
Posted by DarthPhysicist on 2016-07-06 00:21:26
5. Stick to the Box and forget about custom rosters.

Custom rosters drive me mad I say. Mad! Blood Bowl is holy. I presume not to know what would be better or worse. It is that it is. So let it be written. So let it be done.
Posted by Medon on 2016-07-06 09:22:52
A secret black box would be the solution. Randomly drawn opponents just like the normal box. In addition to that: Randomly drawn roster and race and TV per game!
Posted by harvestmouse on 2016-07-06 14:35:25
4 sounds the best, but will they have internet? I'm guessing no.
Posted by JellyBelly on 2016-07-07 04:49:58
I think #3 is the way to go. Can anyone give me the address of someone they don't like? (although I like xnoelx's suggestion for #5 too) :)
Posted by DarthPhysicist on 2016-07-08 01:11:21
I don't know where Matt Damon lives, but maybe you could take a dump in his kitchen sink. That would get you locked up somewhere with good drugs and soft beds.