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2012-12-31 18:19:35
7 votes, rating 4.7
7 votes, rating 4.7
Wanted: Dirty Blood Bowl Joke
For a dwarven player's bio I'm looking for a dirty joke in the context of Blood Bowl. Not too obvious, not too blatant... something an adult can laugh about while most children won't get what's funny about it. You know.
I'm neither good at telling jokes in general, nor do I know any in English. So please, go ahead and help!! :-)
Edit:
The joke is meant to be the player's quote, just like I did for several of my dwarves already.
I'm neither good at telling jokes in general, nor do I know any in English. So please, go ahead and help!! :-)
Edit:
The joke is meant to be the player's quote, just like I did for several of my dwarves already.
Comments
Posted by DukeTyrion on 2012-12-31 18:27:28
Q: Why do Dwarves always laugh when playing Blood Bowl?
A: The grass tickles their balls!
A: The grass tickles their balls!
Posted by Rabe on 2012-12-31 18:36:35
Good start. :-D
Posted by Venetiari on 2012-12-31 18:56:59
Passing dwarves are a quite dirty joke for themselves!
Posted by robocoyote on 2012-12-31 18:57:44
Q: how do you tell the difference between a male and female dwarf??
A: what part of the body their beard starts
A: what part of the body their beard starts
Posted by blader4411 on 2012-12-31 19:17:44
Q: What do you call a fast dwarf?
A: Erectile dysfunction.
A: Erectile dysfunction.
Posted by liquidorange on 2012-12-31 19:24:41
Along those same lines...
"Did you hear that Trey Goldspike's wife filed for divorce recently?"
"That's terrible. What made her decide to do that?"
"He wouldn't let her touch his balls, size apparently DOES matter and he always finished in less than four minutes."
"That bastard..."
"Did you hear that Trey Goldspike's wife filed for divorce recently?"
"That's terrible. What made her decide to do that?"
"He wouldn't let her touch his balls, size apparently DOES matter and he always finished in less than four minutes."
"That bastard..."
Posted by FreeRange on 2012-12-31 19:41:43
Q: What do you get when you assemble a dwarven cheerleader squad on a pitch?
A: A full set of teeth
Q: What do you call a dwarf with half a brain?
A: Coach!
Q: Whats the difference between a Dwarven Blood Bowl squad and a Vampire?
A: Nothing. They both suck.
A: A full set of teeth
Q: What do you call a dwarf with half a brain?
A: Coach!
Q: Whats the difference between a Dwarven Blood Bowl squad and a Vampire?
A: Nothing. They both suck.
Posted by Rabe on 2012-12-31 20:23:31
Erm... well... I'm not sure a DWARF would tell many of these jokes. :-D
Posted by Wotfudboy on 2012-12-31 20:35:45
What goes from tall and thin to mush in 3 seconds?
An elf in a blender.
An elf in a blender.
Posted by blader4411 on 2012-12-31 20:41:20
Oh, I thought you wanted jokes ABOUT Dwarves :P
But if not...
Q: What's the safest way for an Orc to land?
A: On his head.
But if not...
Q: What's the safest way for an Orc to land?
A: On his head.
Posted by Dunenzed on 2012-12-31 21:08:42
Q: Why don't Claw Pombers eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper!
Q: When is an Elf not an Elf? A: When she's on her knees, then she should be a goblin.
A: They can't find the zipper!
Q: When is an Elf not an Elf? A: When she's on her knees, then she should be a goblin.
Posted by neoliminal on 2013-01-01 02:16:22
Q. How did the Amazon Blitzer get the Werewolf to come.
A. Mighty Blow.
A. Mighty Blow.
Posted by DonTomaso on 2013-01-01 02:46:11
Dam, I was just going to write what neoliminal wrote... or something along those lines.
"Stay away from that Amazon, son, she has a Mighty Blow and Strong Arm."
"Stay away from that Amazon, son, she has a Mighty Blow and Strong Arm."
Posted by Jemy on 2013-01-02 18:13:28
Q: When do you kick a Dwarf in the ding dongs?
A: When he is standing next to your woman saying her hair smells nice
Q: Did you hear about the Dwarf that overdosed on Viagra?
A: He's a little stiff now!
A: When he is standing next to your woman saying her hair smells nice
Q: Did you hear about the Dwarf that overdosed on Viagra?
A: He's a little stiff now!