Posted by thebursar on 2016-02-09 11:30:24

Your honour, the defense would like to bring up some mitigating circumstances.

While the unfortunate deaths of the good sirs of the Lhasa Lions may or may not have been caused by our clients, the injury sustained by the individual known as "Mr. Useless" was self inflicted. While trying to forcefully move away from my clients, Mr. Useless appeared to have been occupied by a rather large fly perched on his nose. Sadly, this caused Mr. Useless to trip and fall, landing rather painfully.

The fact that this was indeed the second injury sustained by Mr. Useless this match, and that this first injury may or may not have been the result of a "boot to the balls", does not, in our opinion, make our clients accountable for any further injuries sustained during the match.

Posted by Endzone on 2016-02-09 11:44:01

In the matter of Via Valhala v Lhasa Lions, the right honourable Justice Nuffle made the following closing remarks:

"Lol, kill all menz!"

Posted by Nightbird on 2016-02-09 13:36:56

Nice fluff! I got a good laugh.

Posted by JellyBelly on 2016-02-09 13:59:57

Sorry mate, seems like your luck still didn't improve much today .. ;)

(pssst! Guys! This is a good time to play SpecialOne - he's on bad dice!) ;)

Posted by SpecialOne on 2016-02-09 14:05:02

Well, JellyBelly. You shouldn't fear nothing. Not even a Chainsaw. Btw. Klinsmann is on my human team now.

Posted by pythrr on 2016-02-09 17:57:04

^^^ now this, ladies and un-gentlemen, is how one deals with poo dice. One turns them into an amusing story.

:)

Posted by JellyBelly on 2016-02-09 18:29:07

I (chain)saw it coming .. ;)

Please give Klinsmann my regards!

Posted by Antithesisoftime on 2016-02-09 20:48:56

Well, considering you had just eked out a tie against my monstrosity of a Bull Centaur the match immediately before, I can't say I pity you.

Posted by SpecialOne on 2016-02-09 21:04:25

@Antithesisoftime. You are correct. And for the love of humanity, I did him a nice boot in turn 16, so he didn't hurt any of my beloved skinks. ;) Sadly the monster lives on. I will be happy to play him again!

On another matter. I'm still home from work ill, so I probably clock in a game or two tomorrow aswell. Or maybe try some blog without accidentially erasing it when trying to put in links. :)

Posted by hissa-lives on 2016-02-10 16:11:35

ooooh sometimes... it's a broken heart that deeciiiiiddddeeeesss

and sometimes you expect a song reference and don't get one! :-(