Welcome to Rotenbach Coliseum, the Pit.
Owner SpecialOne, Headcoach Johnson DeVille, and
Vann Bartholomeu represent Razorbachs at this pressconference. Also present is Wissenland Post(WP), Rotenbach Gazette (RG), and for the first time CabalVision is here with live footage, and a reporter, that have for the first time brought 2 digits of fans to the pressconference
SpecialOne takes the podium
SpecialOne: Hep! and welcome everybody. Today we welcome our usual suspects, and CabalVision. We stand here 4 games in, and we are very proud to see the standings as we are 3/1/0 for the first 4 games. Something we didn't imagine after last season finishing 17th in the league, and this year we only have the 28th rank in teamvalue. So we play up hill almost every game. But let's have the first question.
WP: Can you guys keep the current run of good form, and be anywhere near the playoffs at the end of the regular season?
DeVille: Ofcourse we can! We face a couple of weeks with very interesting divisional games. Can we pull out on top there, anything is posible.
CV: Optimism. We like that. But you are low ranked, and you are facing Toriels
Remas Eagles. A fierce team, with a first class coach. How will you win that one?
DeVille: They have a good team, and we do hope that Scimitars can hurt them, as they play before we meet Eagles. However we did get a rather lucky tie against Toriel last season, so why not just foul the h... out of them this season. Fouling is our way.
CV: Why don't we get to see
Dieter Van Kassel this evening? He is your big star!
SpecialOne: Because today we are here to celebrate our hattrick hero from round 3! I give you Vann Bartholomeu!
RG: Vann. Here at the Gazette we love to see a local boy do well. How do you feel after that performance?
Vann: It was a great performance by me, but only because Coach gave me the chance to play my game, and go for the ball whenever I could. Thanks coach! I love you man!
SpecialOne takes the podium once again.
SpecialOne: Last time we said we have a bit of a surprice for you, thanks to DeVilles hard work with the tactics on the pitch and on his promotion´tour in the offseason, we have managed to bring in another sponsor for the team. This time we bring in a sponsor who is a well known name in all of the Empire!
Van Kassel enters the room, to the great joy of the CV reporter, and Van Kassel brings all his glittering prices from season 2(found on his profile) And with him he brings a small fellow, looking like a Goblin! but what? A Goblin here in Wissenland? The fans gathered in at the pressconference are in uproar! Until some of the guards get them settling down.
SpecialOne: Here is our sponsor! In association with the referee guild we bring you "FOUL"
The fans get up and start chanting KASSEL! KASSEL! KASSEL!
The 13 fans have completely forgot about the goblin as they understand how Van Kassel got a whopping 10 fouls in one game, and followed up this new season with 8 and 5 fouls in 2 of the first 4 games.
This is where we leave The Pit, and this pressconference.
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