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Razorbacks - a good mix. Season 8.
Once again we welcome you to the Razorbacks pressconference.

With us today we have teamowner(this not the NBA!) SpecialOne(SO), coach Johnson DeVille(DeVille) and teamcaptain Andrus Peat. From the press we have Robbert Graaf from Rotenbach Gazette(RG), Wissenland Post(WP) and CabalVision to transmit all this to you fans out there.

With a smurk on his face, SpecialOne takes the podium and we are on!

SO: Welcome all. Good to see you again. Boy, do we have news for you. Some critized us for selling the firstround pick, and for selling Anthony Morris, who was turning into quite the player. But look what we have for you now. A new young team, ready to take on the big boys of the league. As you can see. We have a new Captain with us today. Say hi to Andrus Peat. One of our most capped players. With this we also send Vann Bartolomeu and John Crawford on retirement. They have both carried the team for seasons, but lets be fair. The many games in a league like this takes it toll, and the injuries were getting too heavy for both of them to carry on.
Lets have some questions. It's been far too long since we last spoke.

WP: So many questions... Erhm, How do you think the draft went for the team?

DeVille: The draft went well. We got the players we wanted, and because of my excellent tradingabilities, we secured to stear clear of that horrible abomination they call "restructure". We did so by trading down and only selling 1 good player. We are happy with our squad.

RG: But the team is so far behind all others in TeamValue? How will you handle that?

SO: First of all we want to change how the inducements work. We have had inducements like this for 2 seasons now, and it is as good as useless. But we will try and manage. Dear Johnson, care to elaborate?

DeVille: We have now secured a young and vibrant group of players. Ready to step up and show their worth. We will apply a tactic of hit and run, combined with a "IN YOUR FACE" attitude, so we have drafted some nimble agile players, and backed them up with guard and stand firm. We lack some hittingpower, but maybe some of the guys can learn from Jones.

WP: What are your expectations for the season? You have a history of not making playoff in the even seasons.

DeVille: Security! Can we get this man removed!

With a calm hand SpecialOne, gets the guards to step back. DeVille has left the pressconference in anger!

Peat: We hope to take all the others by surprice this season. With 8 new faces on the team we have to gel fast in order to make it all work. DeVille has shown us a brand new tactical plan and we can't wait to put it to use in the new season.

RG: Tell us more Peat!

Peat: Well. We have this new catcher, Tyreek Hill. He is a fast little f*cker! We other must protect him the best we can. And our new blitzers have some of the same skills as Crawford did, so we hope they can learn the Razorback way fast. Maybe Crawford will hang around and help some of the new guys a bit.

SO: Now now, Peat. Don't give it all away. And we are proud to announce that Crawford has been hired as Blitzer coach, while Vann has accepted to be personal trainer for Chris Moore, so he can find the way to make our TDs. Sadly we say goodbye to club legend Arthur Haldenhoff. He was our defensive coach, but with a defence not up to par this past season we see no other way than to part with him. He has now moved out to live on a farm nearby, so he will still be in touch if needed.

RG: SO, how far will you go? Playoffs?

SO: okay. Honest talk. We fear to miss out on playoff as usual in even seasons, but we have a team to take the fight with the division, so maybe we can sneak in behind Scimitars, and steal a wildcard in front of Eagles and 49ers.

WP: Why do you think that will happen?

SO: Eagles got even more new players than we do, so they need time to find together as a group also. WHo will be the fastest? 49ers are slowly deteriorating into a rebuild season, so we hope to beat them finally. 4 games draw while GotrekSlayer has team must be broken now with some wins. Scimitars look frightening strong, so we hope they don't kill us completely. I see them as runaway winners of the division.

DeVille burst back into the room, making all sorts of noise! The fans who have been listening closely starts to chant for their winning coach, who gets them to playoff every other season!

DeVille: What is this nonsens! We play to win! That is our motto. So we play to take the division 2 seasons running! It not that hard really. Just foul em all! Kill all mens!

Peat and SO gets DeVille calmed down

WP: But DeVille. You have only 2 MB players, and no Dirty Players on the team. Who will kill em all?

DeVille: Jones has promised me to make atleast 12 cas this season. No worries. We got this. And is DP needed to foul? I think not!

SO: As the last thing this fine evening, we have to say goodbye to our special player(atleast on the pitch). We have a lot to thank Vann for. He has been with us since day 1, as we started out as an expansion team in season 2. Vann saw the potential in this new franchise and has been a team player all the way. But double niggling and a ma loss was too much, so he came to me just before the playoff, that this was his last season. Mind you. He has done all for this team. Back in the days of season 4ish, with Toriel as owner of the Eagles, in a game where our pocket collapsed, the ball got popped, and BAM. Vann caught it. Leaped free and secured the draw. Here in season 7. 49ers with GotrekSlayer has killed 3 of our players and look to cruise home a win. Who shows up? Vann ofcourse. He surfed the ST4 baller with a dauntless effort, and the fans kindly threw the ball to us, for the draw. I bring you Vann Bartholomeu!

Vann steps up to the podium and the fans goes bananas!

Vann has 86 games with the Razorbacks, 27 TDs, 113 SPP. What a player!

With this we close the pressconference this time. We can't wait for the ARC to come out, to see how we are predicted to end this season.
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Posted by spelledaren on 2019-07-17 09:50:12
Kill all mens!

And what a DLE Legendary player. Hail Vann!
Posted by ben_awesome on 2019-07-17 11:49:07
It was new and improved inducements this season ;-)

You should of tried the old inducements!
Posted by ben_awesome on 2019-07-17 11:49:49
Also great post. The Griffins are glad to not face your division this season.
Posted by datom on 2019-07-22 18:40:51
Sluggers finally face Razorbacks this year. Can't wait!