The Kingston Kruelty would like to offer their condolences to the teammates, fans, family and friends of the athletic amazon blitzer, Ana Maria, who was killed in the first half of Sunday's game. She was a pretty thing...
PRETTY HUGE!!!! Man did that chick go down hard! Seriously.. the Kruelty's luck kept on truckin' with their first home game after a long stint on the road. They won an stuff, but man, 14'000 amazons in Kingston! Giant babes packin' the pubs to the rafters. Broads all over the place! And you know what's attached to giant broads right? Hands! With beer in 'em! It was a PARrr-TAY.
Oh .. the game. 2-1 for Kingston, who scrape by by the skin of their teeth. Two lucky passes to barely win the game last second. 60'000 big ones earned. Somebody was MVP. Blagh, blagh, blagh. After party at Greasy Joe's! Gotta run!