Coca Loca BBL is the team.

What Qualifier do I enter?

Prized Base Approach:

Me:What prize do I want?
Voice of Reason:Hahaha, this presupposes I win.
Me:But what if I do?
Voice of Reason:Then I want something elfy, but if it took you 2 days to select a skill for a Blitzer what hope do I have?

Khorne - Juggernaut
Want on Banano or Freeze

Tzeentch - Foul Appearance
Want any of my Catchers or Blitzers. Decision is too hard.

Slaanesh - Tentacles
Only on Banano

Nurgle - Two Heads
Want any of my Catchers or Blitzers. Decision is too hard.

Fluff Based Approach:

I don't really have fluff for this team per se but I imagine that they're really into being being crazy hyper and rowdy and however coked up elves might be. I suppose Juggernaut is the winner in this case. If this was Sticky Green it'd be Tentacles, Puget Sound Pounders it'd be Foul Appearance, and Villaraeliae BBC would be in for Two Heads.

Additionally based on the fluff of Warhammer, Slaanesh seems to be a major player in the Elf world, some kind of soul eating thing. Don't know how I feel about that.

What's Your Chaos Sign? Approach:

Khorne: I'm not a 10 year old boy, thank you very much.
Tzeentch: Speaks to my mind
Slaanesh: Speaks to my heart
Nurgle: I'm not a broody 15 year old boy, thank you very much.

Pickers Picking Pickled Peppers Approach:

I'm at 2350 TV so I'll likely, hopefully get into whatever Champion of whatever qualifier I'm in. Then with any luck it'll be a 4 person one. Then with any additional luck it'll be in one I'm well suited for with my team. Then with all the luck I can muster from what I've wrung out of the two previous sentences, hopefully I'll play the best I can and have dice go my way at opportune moments.

Opponents I don't wanna face are the usual culprits but I wanna think about where I'll get the least amount of ST4 teams. I can speculate all day long but I'll look foolish no matter what my guesses are, especially so if I go to all this trouble of worrying about what qualifier I entered then get my pants stolen and sent home in the first game. I bought two belts this weekend in preparation for such an event, just in case one of you reading this gets any ideas.

Luck Based Approach:

With that said it might come down to a d4 since I'm really indecisive.

Have fun out there and hopefully I'll get to tangle with a few of ya and learn a few things along the way.