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2014-02-02 11:31:24
20 votes, rating 5.8
20 votes, rating 5.8
Interview with brand new celebrity: Dennis Rotling
"Almost" Slayer of Krickack, Avatar of Destruction of the Blood Sea Buccaneers..
The apo was on hand to save him after, on the 1st action of the game, Krickack failed to take down Dennis and was surprised by the Snotling's ferocity. Reports of pikes and other low-down tricks are greatly exaggerated says headcoach the bursar.
Dennis, in an interview with the Mourn Mountain Journal, commented on the incident:
"I always knew I had it in me really. I mean, look at the amount of matches I've played, that's almost the most of anyone in the team, so all that experience has got to count for something!". When asked about his future plans he indicated his confidence that more scalps would follow. "I've managed to grab a tuft of Kricack's pubic hair that was stuck on the end of my pike, err, i mean finger. I'd like to add some other trophies like an eyeball from Taku the Second, a molar from debog or the left femur of Golradir. It's a question of when, rather than if."
The apo was on hand to save him after, on the 1st action of the game, Krickack failed to take down Dennis and was surprised by the Snotling's ferocity. Reports of pikes and other low-down tricks are greatly exaggerated says headcoach the bursar.
Dennis, in an interview with the Mourn Mountain Journal, commented on the incident:
"I always knew I had it in me really. I mean, look at the amount of matches I've played, that's almost the most of anyone in the team, so all that experience has got to count for something!". When asked about his future plans he indicated his confidence that more scalps would follow. "I've managed to grab a tuft of Kricack's pubic hair that was stuck on the end of my pike, err, i mean finger. I'd like to add some other trophies like an eyeball from Taku the Second, a molar from debog or the left femur of Golradir. It's a question of when, rather than if."
Comments
Posted by Calcium on 2014-02-02 12:45:48
All Hail the Rotling!
Posted by Sammler_der_Seelen on 2014-02-02 12:54:39
nice fluff:)good job tiny thing..uehmm i mean Man or whatever:)
Posted by PainState on 2014-02-03 16:16:49
Krikack is sitting his outhouse, his head all covered up in bandages, when a magazine comes sliding under the door and slides up to his feet. On the cover is Dennis standing on a pile of skulls with a decapitated head of Krikack dangling from his hands.
Krikack opens up to the interview, reads it. Proceeds to rip it out of the magazine and wipes his hairy butt with it.
Krikack flushes that nasty memory from his brain down the toilet.
Krikack opens up to the interview, reads it. Proceeds to rip it out of the magazine and wipes his hairy butt with it.
Krikack flushes that nasty memory from his brain down the toilet.