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2016-11-08 23:57:21
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2015-06-10 22:34:39
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2014-12-22 13:51:05
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2014-09-22 23:42:55
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2014-05-17 20:18:21
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2013-08-06 07:06:34
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2013-08-02 05:50:39
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2013-05-16 16:22:59
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2013-03-17 21:13:20
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2013-02-17 21:27:41
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2013-02-11 13:05:27
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2012

2012-12-21 12:34:49
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2012-12-08 20:01:00
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2012-09-17 14:24:03
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2012-07-09 01:29:45
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2012-06-18 17:02:09
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2014-09-22 23:42:55
12 votes, rating 5.6
'Snot fair
Inspired by The_Great_Gobbo's awesome all goblin linemen team(s) and this conversation, I recently started a new team, the Catwaspz, with the intention of challenging him to back up his claim. But, as yet he's out of our TV range, so I've been playing a few games to get up to the heady heights where Der Green Tide play. In the course of this, I've discovered an amazing secret: An Ogre team with no Ogres is way better than one that has them. Snotlings rule!

Now I know what you're all thinking (especially you at the back with the hairy palms, and I'm sorry, I can't do that, I don't have a stick of butter to hand). Yes, I haven't played any dwarves. Or any team with any starting Block. Or Tackle. But I've put the team on gamefinder 4 times, and taken the first offer I got each time. And got a better record out of it than, well, any other team I've ever used. I think I may have found a new team to take to Majors.

See sense, join the revolution: Snot POWER!

Stop laughing; snot a joke.
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Posted by cdassak on 2014-09-22 23:53:00
Great team!
I know everybody must be avoiding them like hell on the gamefinder so I'm willing to sacrifice any of my teams to help you get in the TV range :P
Posted by the_Sage on 2014-09-23 00:04:59
That's a catbee, though. Not a catwasp.
Posted by xnoelx on 2014-09-23 00:11:31
Thanks, cdassak, but I know you're already busy trying to destroy the site from within...
Yeah, Sage, well you trying finding a picture of a catwasp. I figure it's a wasp covered in cat hair.... and with bee's legs due to some quirk of genetics. Or something. Shush.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-09-23 00:44:40
I just lost to them with my all zombie team. They are honestly better than one would think. If the dodges work, they are hard to wrangle together. Seems like they are fun to use when they are on.
Posted by Nightbird on 2014-09-23 00:46:14
I started the Hungry Horde some weeks back & only managed one game so far, but I expect to see you on the pitch soon sir!

https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=781590
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2014-09-23 00:49:14
It iz sad dat der Catwaspz av wun moar gamez in foor den I az in ovva undred.
Dey iz only likkle snotlinz! Sumwun cpomb diz teem inter extinkshun fer me. Ta.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-09-23 01:57:01
He hasnt played a team with that capability yet.
Posted by fidius on 2014-09-23 05:56:10
Curse you for putting Alanis Morissette in my head!
Posted by Rabe on 2014-09-23 08:20:48
Did I mention the Monsters always like to play against themed teams and are currently in the process of rebuilding for the FUMBBL Cup? *coughs*

Well, I guess we'll be out of reach TV-wise for a while. ;-)
Posted by Overhamsteren on 2014-09-23 10:24:32
Da secret!!

https://fumbbl.com/p/team?op=view&team_id=671829
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?op=view&team_id=690924
Posted by awambawamb on 2014-09-23 11:45:12
looks like my Pro Elves could even TIE against them. or die horribly.