“Nuffle, praise ye, for ye have power. I take this game, knowing I am out bashed. I take it to please you, because you like blood.

First you take away my troll (virus) and give a license to Texan to foul (bribe the ref). However, you take away his claw (Aquagirl niggled out).

The match begins and you want blood. You give me a sign (get the ref) but at the same time warn me when a foul kills my First of Despair. Graciously, you allow him to live (apothecary). Then you give me hope (3 knock outs) but disapprove of my tactics (Texan scores with some dodging).

To appease you, I focus on fouling. You warn me it will not be easy (7 fouls, only 1 injury) and force me to focus (Texan fouls 3 times, injures 2). I fail to score in the first half, but you approve of the violence. You take away his fouler (killed, apothecary failed) and weaken his team (0/5 knockouts returned).

To reward me in the second half, you remove the barrage to damage from blocks (so many pows) and fouls (so many injuries and knock outs) and protect Vinco Vici Victum (no perms). You prevent him from scoring (nice scatter near my endzone) so I may score (turn 16). You even protect me from the last foul of the game (turn 16 gang foul).

Nuffle, praise ye, I will repay ye in the GLT!!!!!!!!!!”