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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2013-06-17 08:18:48
TV 970k Orc
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Winnings 50k
8000 (2 FAME) Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/0/0
Orc TV 970k
0
50k Winnings
Spectators 4000
Fanfactor +1
0/0/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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mvp
spp
turns
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block
foul
#2
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-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
1
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
3
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
3
-
#5
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-
-
-
-
-
15
-
12
5
-
#6
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-
1
-
1
7
15
-
-
9
-
#7
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-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
7
-
#8
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-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
10
-
#9
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-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
2
-
#10
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-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
-
-
#11
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-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
1
-
TOTALS
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1
-
1
7
155
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12
50
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Stunning Orc on Orc Action!!!

The Orclands/Badlands Nation kicked off today, with the mighty Shagga and his Stonecrows going up against the First World Orcs. The first half saw the First Worlders receiving, in a pouring torrent of rain. Despite this, this managed to secure the ball, moving into centre field! But the Stonecrows stood strong, with Golk the Huge and the four savage blocker orcs repelling the First World charges. Eventually the ball was knocked free, and ended up floating in a puddle while orcs punched and wrestled each other around it. At some point in the melee, Monna Bignose hammered Inunnoli the lineorc into the mud, badly hurting the little fellow - first blood to the Stonecrows! After much mud wrestling, the referee blew the whistle for half time. Some time after this, the orcs actually stopped fighting.

Trudging out into the storm for the second half came 10 orcs on each team, The Stonecrow's Blitzer Dun Mere having decided that playing 11 on 10 was NOT HONOURABLE, so he went to the bar instead in the second half. The other Stonecrows grumbled, but go on with it, as Dun Mere is notoriously weird, and is best not messed with when he gets some strange idea into his head. Like that one time when he decided half way through a game that the ball had been possessed by monkey-demons, and spent the rest of the game trying to rip it apart and eat it. But I digress.... The Stonecrows received the ball, and scrambled around in the mud trying to pick it up for a few turns while the First World Orcs charged closer and closer.... Finally they managed to get it, and moved down the left flank, only to have the ball knocked free twice by "hero of the hour", the aptly named Knocker the line orc. Eventually the ball once again ended up in a scum, and looked like it was going to be a repeat of the first half. However, a desperation play by the Stonecrows in the last turn saw them push the ball into the crowd , hoping for a helpful punt downfield.... but YE GADS NO! It went the wrong way, and the First Worlders were left with a long shot (Dodge, pickup in rain, handoff, dodge, 2 gris) to score..... Fortunately, being orcs, they failed the pcikup, and the two teams trudged off to scrape mud off each other in the locker rooms. In a manly way, of course. 0-0 the final score!
Player Performances
 
 
td
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#1
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-
-
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15
-
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5
-
#2
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-
-
-
-
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15
-
-
6
-
#3
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-
-
-
-
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15
-
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12
-
#4
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-
-
-
-
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15
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6
-
#5
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-
-
-
-
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15
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-
3
-
#6
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-
-
-
1
5
15
-
12
5
-
#7
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-
-
-
-
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15
-
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4
-
#8
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-
-
-
-
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15
-
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3
-
#9
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15
-
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2
-
#10
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-
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7
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1
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#11
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-
-
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15
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2
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TOTALS
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1
5
157
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12
49
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Game one is on the books and what a sloppy mud fight it was. There was mud,bashing,pushing,falling,desperate blitzes and the only player to cause a casualty also picked up that teams MVP = Skill #1 for the Orclands/Badlands Nation! As of now Monna Bignose with Shagga and the Stone Crows has not made her skill roll. Good luck Monna, you ugly cow!

The ball was lost in the mud somewhere around half time and seemed to appear and disappear throughout the second half with neither team paying it much mind and thus a final score of 0-0.

These two teams seemed to go tit for tat with 49/50 blocks and rushing the ball a total of 12 yards(?) forward each. The First Worlders failed many pick ups and a hand off and Shagga and his Stone Crow proved to be equally inept with the ball. In the words of Ugly Larry: "It's a damned worthless round thing that we can't use to hurt menz wit, worthless I say!!"

It was later discovered that both teams had attempted to bribe the ref but both teams has their bribe money stolen and rumors were floating around that some filthy Gobbo team members had been seen lurking around and must be responsible for the theft! Revenge has been called for and a blood bounty has been placed on all gobbo's heads for the remainder of the tourney! The head coach of the First Worlders is offering a reward of 50 teef for each dead gobbo regardless of which team he was playing for!
 
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