“Knowing full well that sometimes you need to lose the battle to win the war, the Despots quickly put into action, their cunning plan to survive the match, that they might go on to future victories.

With every feeble tackle thrown by those pansy orcs, the heroic goblins quickly threw themselves to the ground and feigned injury until they were safely off the pitch and in the duggout.

With the orcs bearing down on the endzone for their first TD, Bharg, showing the level of tactical genius and improvisation that trolls are renowned for, dropped to the ground amidst a group of his foes knowing all too well those sneaky orcs can't resist an opportunity to foul. His plan worked perfectly with the ref noticing the orcs despicable behaviour and ending the first half at 0 - 0

Unfortunately at this point things started to go amiss, as the bulk of the team refused to admit they were ok to play. Unable to adequately put up a defense while simultaneously extraditing themselves from the pitch, the first world orcs were able to get a solitary TD and get the 3 points for victory.

That said the Despots were succesful in their mission and all players made it through the match unscathed...well...apart from Grimira, but no one really likes him anyway!”