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World Championship - Orclands/Badlands round 6

Dis match report is WAY late. Tuf, deel wid it! Just like this match report, da Maniorx finally started playing like a good teem! Too late in da season to make a difference to demselves. But we did keep da First World Orcs outta do World Cup thingie. Don't know if dat's good or bad for da Badlands. We scored hard and hit harder! We din't do so well in da FAME and winnings dep... depart... wez got krappy FAME and winnings. But we did uze our bribe!

Tanks for da game, coach Severe. I know wez smak-talked before da match, but wez not tink it make any difference. Maybe wez smak-talk more next season. Let's go kill elfs in da Tree-Edged-Sword-dohickey. WAAAGGGHHH!”