Homer Simpson:



A human lineman playing for Massachusetts Mayhem coached by Kryten. Following his coach's advice he left his academy team after 45 games as an emerging star but actually never ended up on another team - until he was found by Nurgle.


Achievements as Rotter at Nurgle's service:

In the teams' and his second game he bravely put himself in the way of a charging amazon, getting stomped into the ground (he couldn't remember the girls back in his academy days being that harsh). Nonetheless he had slowed her down and Keith Marks was able to catch a leg and make her fall, thereby stopping the whole offense.


New scars:

Game 2: Hip (-MA) and collar bone (-ST) smashed by amazon catcher "Hand Model".

Game 10: Got his knee smashed (NI) by an opposed Bloater.