| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Twinkee Flamer | Longbeard | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, d |
3 | Troy's Night Out | Blitzer | 2 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard | n |
12 | Luchadore Conquistadore | Longbeard | 6 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
3 | Surprise! | Blitzer | 5 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, +MA | d |
1 | Rockstar Elite | Troll Slayer | 13 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | d |
12 | Rasin' Da Floorboards | Longbeard | 9 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, -ag |
3 | Winky Tinky Lumpah Bumpah | Blitzer | 9 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | d |
3 | Monkey Shines | Blitzer | 9 | 29 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, +MA | d |
9 | Sociopaths Anonymous | Longbeard | 14 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Stand Firm | d |
2 | Wombat Surprise | Troll Slayer | 20 | 24 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block | d |
1 | Rape Me | Troll Slayer | 22 | 32 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block, Guard | m, n |
3 | VIsceral Inebriation | Blitzer | 8 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | m, -st |
10 | Roflcopter's Revenge | Longbeard | 36 | 21 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
12 | Wince at This One | Longbeard | 14 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
13 | Suicide Patients Can't Be All Wrong | Blocker | 40 | 42 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | -av, m, d |
15 | Awww Shucks | Blocker | 38 | 24 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm | -ma, m, d |
4 | You Rofl at Life | Blitzer | 21 | 39 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle | d |
2 | Flannigan Exorcism | Troll Slayer | 6 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, +MA | n |