The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing.

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1. Buliwyf (Snow Troll)
2. Helfdane the Large (Ulfwerener, Soup & Swab-I, Einherjar-III)
3. Hyglak the Quarrelsome (Lineman, Einherjar-II)
4. Edgtho the Silent (Berserker, Einherjar-I, Soup & Swab-I)
5. Rethel the Archer (Lineman, Einherjar-II)
6. Haltaf the Boy (Lineman, Soup & Swab-II)
7. Roneth the Horseman (Lineman, Einherjar-VI)
8. Weath the Musician (Runner)
9. Ragnar the Dour (Lineman, Soup & Swab-II, Einherjar-II)
10. Halga the Wise (Ulfwerener, Soup & Swab-III, Einherjar-I)
11. Herger the Joyous (Berserker, Einherjar-I)
12. Skeld the Superstitious (Runner, Soup & Swab-I, Einherjar-I)
13. Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan (Thrower, Soup & Swab-I, Einherjar-I)

A man might be thought wealthy if someone were to draw the story of his deeds, that they may be remembered.

Active

Top	Name	#
Games	Weath the Musician	55
Completions (55)	Weath the Musician	12
Touchdowns (92)	Weath the Musician	45
Interceptions (1)
Casualties (179)	Buliwyf Herger the Joyous II	39
Most Valuable Player (54)	Weath the Musician	5
Star Player Points (961)	Weath the Musician	182
Passing (107)	Weath the Musician	30
Rushing (1745)	Weath the Musician	1088
Blocks (2451)	Buliwyf	328
Fouls (116)	Haltaf the Boy III	18
Scoring Thrower	Weath the Musician	12
Blocking Thrower	Weath the Musician	5
Blocking Scorer	Weath the Musician	5
Triple	Weath the Musician	5
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All Time

Top	Name	#
Games	Weath the Musician	55
Completions (55)	Ahmed ibn Fahdlan	16
Touchdowns (92)	Weath the Musician	45
Interceptions (1)	Helfdane the Large IV	1
Casualties (179)	Buliwyf Herger the Joyous II	39
Most Valuable Player (54)	Weath the Musician Rethel the Archer II	5
Star Player Points (961)	Weath the Musician	182
Passing (107)	Ahmed ibn Fahdlan	37
Rushing (1745)	Weath the Musician	1088
Blocks (2451)	Buliwyf	328
Fouls (116)	Hyglak the Quarrelsome	22
Scoring Thrower	Weath the Musician	12
Blocking Thrower	Weath the Musician Ahmed ibn Fahdlan II	5
Blocking Scorer	Weath the Musician	5
Triple	Weath the Musician	5
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Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee, God, for forgiveness.

1st 10 games - 6/2/2, TD Diff 5(16-11), CAS Diff 3(16/7/5-10/9/6; RIP Diff -1), FF 8, 9 players (1 mng), TV 1290
2nd 10 games - 7/0/3, TD Diff 12(31-19), CAS Diff 7(34/17/10-29/16/9; RIP Diff 1), FF 10, 12 players, TV 1720 (50k to buy new lineman)
3rd 10 games - 5/2/3, TD Diff 17 (49-32), CAS Diff 8(60/25/13-47/29/14; RIP Diff -1, FF 10, 13 players, TV 1940 (200k to rebuild)
4th 10 games - 5/1/4, TD Diff 17(64-47), CAS Diff 25(86/37/17-62/35/18; RIP Diff -1, FF 11, 12 players (1 mng), TV 1500 (90k, need 2nd Ulf)
5th 10 games -

FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLIII - 1-2 Loss but got a Pitch Clear!
XFL VIII Norse Round 4 (semi-final) 1-2 Loss but we gave 'em a beating!
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLIV - 1-3 Loss (embarassing loss, brutal cas against)
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLVI - 2nd round exit
XFL IX Norse - Round 3 (quarter-final) 1-2 L, brutal CAS against

Future Tournaments

You're wearing that long face for me?




Hurry to meet Death before your place is taken.

No wall. No moat. Not even a presentable fence.
You couldn't keep a cow out of this place.
Women and children. Barely a man between fifteen and fifty.

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Deception is the point! Any fool can calculate strength. That one has been doing it since we arrived. Now he has to calculate what he can't see.
And fear... what he doesn't know.
As you say, foolish. And expensive.
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I can taste neither the fermentation of grape, nor of wheat.
[Herger laughs]
What? Why do you laugh?
[laughing and handing over the bottle] HONEY! It's made from honey!
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