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Drafter scalps:
one day they may be Legends

LIX
St Killa Sinners - DrPoods
Easy Mode Maniacs - Fortis

LX
Madness Mountain Misery - DustBunny
Prancing Unicorns - Keothi
Jinxed Jesters - tribalsinner
Pillars of Asgard - cryocat
[SWL] Jeagers - ab08mi

LXI
Mad Midgardians - Toonie
Prisoners of Pain - paradocks
Colour of Money - Pjj

LXII
Urban Nightmare - Wex
Tharsis Terrors - heretek

LXIII
More Than Ballgowns - bigbullies
Necromanteía - JPM
Striking Thunder Beards! - Manzoo

LXIV
Pretty Bait Machine - Karnov
Glamour Rammers - oozeboss
Fatality101 - Geoffro

LXV
Charnel House Sanctum - Malfeasor
Kroakland Raiders (v.III.a) - oozeboss
Redgum's Revolutionaries - Redgum

LXVI
Styx and Warpstones - JPM
Bakersfield Butchers - Karnov
Domestic Blitz - Luohghcra
Rigorus Mort - LictorZ

LXVII
High Tea Party - Angryman
Cult of Monroe - Wozzaa
Settra's Sons - Boriz

LXVIII
Croak n Dagger - Oldmate7886

LXIX
Egon Schiele All Stars - RedMaul
Wunderland Libertines - Luohghcra
Hochland Snakes - Nubs11

LXX
Racket - Wozzaa
LA Looterz - jamesfynmore
RS Industrial - suttbutt


Scalp Successes:


= Team's first ever loss

Retired Stars


Testimonials

"Runs up the score, however very kind to my players" - Karnov (twice scalped)

"Horrible 1400 TV pickers"- tussock (ungrateful 16spp beneficiaries)

"The Prostate Check provided by Doddle was surprisingly gentle. They were polite about the entire experience, used plenty of KY and helped the team back off the pitch after 4-0 diddling by Doddle" -Keothi (once scalped)

"Doddle interior design were horrendous. finished the job entirely too quickly and didn't bring their own Allen keys. 2 stars" - Domestic Bliss, Luohghcra (once scalped)

"Could be, could be." - Nuffle on whether Doddle was breaking the first law of SWL ('don't be a dick')

Current spp gift rate:
856spps given in 60 games. 14.3 spp/game


We're sorry

Doddle are kind kittens and puppies. They don't want to hurt you, really they don't. They just want to play with that ball over there.

But occasionally, sadly, someone does get hurt. And for this we are truly, deeply sorry.

Current accident rate:
(permanent damage to rostered players)
10 players in 60 games 16.7%

The DIBBL Anomaly: 6 out of 8 of these accidents are from the Deserted Isles


Racial Bingo:


Doddle is an old school Blooder. They may be shameless pickers, but they abide by the Trial Rules circa LX. Maximum starting TV of 1400, no stars (>50 spp) allowed.

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gutter Runner
10 1 4+ - 7+
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
+MA, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block
-st 18 0 19 0 0 1 62/32 170k
(80+90)k
 
2
Gutter Runner
10 2 4+ - 7+
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Wrestle, Two Heads, +MA, Side Step
  32 4 18 0 0 1 63/32 180k
(80+100)k
 
3
Gutter Runner
10 2 4+ - 7+
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, +MA
  36 8 20 0 1 0 70/32 170k
(80+90)k
 
4
Gutter Runner
9 2 4+ - 7+
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Strip Ball, Side Step, Dauntless
  18 9 14 1 3 1 64/32 160k
(80+80)k
 
5
Blitzer
7 3 3+ - 8+
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Claw
  12 0 0 0 5 5 35/28 160k
(90+70)k
 
6
Blitzer
8 3 3+ - 8+
Block
Guard, +MA, Mighty Blow
  27 0 0 0 3 6 36/28 160k
(90+70)k
 
7
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+
Guard, Claw
  24 0 0 0 3 2 16/24 110k
(50+60)k
 
8
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+
Block
  23 0 0 0 4 1 13/20 70k
(50+20)k
 
9
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Kick, Block
-ma 26 1 1 0 3 2 20/24 90k
(50+40)k
 
11
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 50k
(50+0)k
 
12
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+   10 0 0 0 0 1 5/18 50k
(50+0)k
 
13
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
 
13 players
Coach: ramchop Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Dedicated Fans: 8  
Current Team Value: 1780k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 240k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1780k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:75 (43/14/18) |TD Diff:95 (197 - 102) |Cas Diff:-96 (54/23/12 - 119/51/15)
Last Opponent: Wild Ex-pacts

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Brooklyn High FocusHuman1000k80/0/040k1 - 1970k112/0/080k1k
Warpsend WanderersChaos Renegade920k61/0/020k0 - 11050k111/1/060k1k
Hostile Kiddies IVHuman1030k90/1/050k1 - 21060k140/1/090k2k
St Killa SinnersNecromantic Horror1000k161/0/070k3 - 11240k110/2/070k2k
Boxing ShadowsElven Union1030k70/0/050k1 - 41000k353/3/180k1k
Bush CobrasHuman1130k80/0/060k1 - 11400k133/0/070k2k
Kiwiana CavaliersElven Union1190k160/2/040k2 - 31050k214/0/060k1k
deities of dodgeAmazon1210k80/0/050k1 - 11180k102/0/060k1k
Easy Mode ManiacsChaos Dwarf1240k191/0/060k4 - 01190k50/0/040k1k
Madness Mountain MiseryNurgle1270k121/0/050k2 - 11000k131/0/240k1k
Heralds of ElffunHigh Elf1190k101/1/040k1 - 11150k90/0/020k1k
Prancing UnicornsOrc1240k211/1/040k3 - 11080k122/0/050k1k
Jinxed JestersDark Elf1360k240/0/090k5 - 11130k130/0/110k2k
Pillars of AsgardNorse1400k181/0/070k3 - 01040k82/0/060k2k
[SWL] JeagersHigh Elf1360k150/1/050k3 - 2810k202/1/050k2k
Nemesis DemonsChaos Renegade1370k91/0/040k1 - 11010k90/1/060k1k
Mad MidgardiansNorse1360k170/0/070k4 - 01200k80/0/010k1k
Prisoners of PainOgre1360k283/1/170k4 - 01000k60/1/020k1k
High ElvisHigh Elf1390k140/0/050k3 - 31240k211/0/160k2k
❄︎❆❅White Fluffy Stuff❅❆❄︎Shambling Undead1320k100/0/040k2 - 21150k183/1/020k2k
Colour of MoneyGoblin1180k140/0/080k3 - 11100k132/2/040k1k
Bribery and CorruptionGoblin1270k151/0/080k3 - 31220k151/0/060k1k
Urban NightmareChaos Chosen1360k200/0/170k4 - 11160k121/1/010k0k
Tharsis TerrorsChaos Chosen1290k140/0/170k2 - 01110k92/1/050k1k
SWL Te Horo AvengersAmazon1270k90/1/060k1 - 21010k122/0/070k1k
Office RatsSkaven1380k151/1/080k2 - 21030k150/2/020k2k
More Than BallgownsAmazon1320k140/0/060k3 - 11000k100/0/050k2k
NecromanteíaNecromantic Horror1370k180/0/040k4 - 1950k91/0/010k1k
Striking Thunder Beards!Dwarf1360k110/0/050k2 - 11010k112/0/030k1k
Pretty Bait MachineLizardmen1370k291/0/080k6 - 1990k141/1/150k2k
Shiny Beast of ThoughtAmazon1390k90/0/050k1 - 21260k120/0/070k1k
Altered PerceptionDark Elf1330k100/0/060k1 - 31160k244/1/020k1k
Glamour RammersChaos Chosen1400k210/0/090k5 - 01000k142/3/030k2k
Fatality101Chaos Dwarf1390k202/1/090k3 - 11060k111/1/060k2k
Charnel House SanctumChaos Chosen1360k250/1/170k4 - 2970k163/0/010k1k
Kroakland RaidersSlann1400k120/0/060k2 - 11070k175/0/030k2k
Compare the MeerkatSkaven1370k100/1/040k1 - 21190k170/1/150k1k
Redgum's RevolutionariesChaos Renegade1360k160/0/060k4 - 0980k50/0/040k1k
Αtomika DroppaOrc1350k80/0/050k1 - 21050k163/0/070k1k
Styx und WarpstonesUnderworld Denizens1380k346/0/040k5 - 1960k132/0/020k2k
Bakersfield ButchersHalfling1400k252/1/030k5 - 0750k100/2/130k1k
Domestic BlitzAmazon1380k211/0/070k4 - 0980k81/0/120k1k
Rigorus MortNecromantic Horror1390k261/0/050k6 - 01210k60/1/040k1k
Sons of FunNurgle1360k50/0/060k0 - 21210k183/1/150k1k
Forest MagiciansWood Elf1280k141/0/020k2 - 31030k171/0/040k1k
High Tea PartyElven Union1360k262/1/080k5 - 21010k180/0/120k1k
Pink 'n ScabbyLizardmen1400k152/0/080k2 - 21030k121/1/020k2k
Cult of MonroeAmazon1240k172/1/060k2 - 11170k132/1/040k1k
Settra's SonsTomb Kings1260k191/0/080k4 - 11000k101/0/060k1k
Legend of LustriaLizardmen1400k50/0/030k0 - 11080k111/2/030k2k
Croak 'n' DaggerSlann1320k180/0/190k4 - 01110k40/0/060k2k
Karaz-a-Karak KrakensDwarf1400k110/0/080k2 - 21140k205/0/060k1k
Super OrksOrc1400k70/0/060k1 - 21200k142/0/050k1k
Egon Schiele All StarsChaos Renegade1360k121/0/070k2 - 01150k101/1/010k2k
Minnesota TombwolvesNecromantic Horror1380k70/0/020k1 - 31290k201/1/030k1k
Yutee'ess TigerjetsOgre1350k142/0/060k2 - 21000k224/3/040k2k
Wunderland LibertinesChaos Dwarf1310k100/0/030k2 - 11200k174/1/150k1k
Hochland SnakesHuman1290k200/0/040k4 - 11020k130/1/050k2k
RacketUnderworld Denizens1400k142/0/060k2 - 11100k111/0/060k1k
LA LooterzGoblin1360k202/0/160k3 - 21150k110/0/060k2k
RS IndustrialSkaven1380k230/0/250k5 - 11030k80/1/040k1k
Skull HawkyChaos Dwarf1330k210/2/050k4 - 01380k111/1/150k2k
Rip You A New OneGoblin1400k271/0/090k6 - 11040k111/1/050k2k
Opetpoti city CrawlersUnderworld Denizens1500k232/1/050k4 - 01080k81/0/110k1k
Crowdsurfers ParadiseDaemons of Khorne1560k130/0/060k3 - 21290k175/0/030k2k
Hauraki Horrors Shambling Undead1610k110/0/050k2 - 21800k183/2/050k1k
Slaan Francisco 69ers Chaos Chosen1570k100/0/160k1 - 21980k183/1/080k1k
Jank, Jank, Splat!Wood Elf1600k100/0/070k2 - 11380k122/1/040k2k
Blackwater StingDark Elf1650k192/1/060k3 - 12680k131/1/060k1k
Crouching Saurus Hidden SkinkLizardmen1790k121/0/050k2 - 21840k142/0/050k1k
Bonesfield BakersTomb Kings1910k224/1/170k2 - 01890k144/0/160k1k
Tararuas KroxLizardmen1710k140/1/060k2 - 31940k171/1/040k1k
Compaints DepartmentAmazon1670k181/1/270k2 - 11500k194/2/020k1k
Two Catchers, One ThrowerHigh Elf1630k181/1/020k3 - 41650k323/1/080k1k
Wild Ex-pactsChaos Renegade1790k91/0/020k1 - 31820k162/0/060k1k