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Those players are just bad. So their coach, a crazy inventor (see little stupid story beyond) give them stuff and toys that emulates skills. See their profile see the lists. ----- Record -Season X : Kislev Conference (3/2/0) : Winner -Season XI : Bretonnia Conference (3-1-1) : 2nd Championship : lost in the first round -Season XII : Albion Conference (3-1-1): 3rd Championship : lost in semi finals vs the Lumberjacks - Season XIII : the peerfect lucky season : undefeated and perfect defense !!! Bretonia Conference (5-0-0) : Winner Championship : WIIIIINER !!!! ----- Little stupid sotry Once upon a time there was a dwarf names Garamar "Tête-de-Pioche" ("picke axe head"). He didn’t let any real memories and died a troll slayer in a foreign league, against some Nurgle cultists. But he had a son, Lil Garamar. This son was curious and innovative, which is the dwarf definition of "dumb". When his mother asked him "how deep was the Black Water Lake", he took upon him to discover it. He made a submarine and didn't come back. His mother mourned him before learning an extraordinary news : his son was alive and well. And he stopped engineering to coach bloodbowl to some genius giant frog he founded at the bottom of the Black Water. But this new experiment was a failure and the Black Water Bullfrogs ended last except for the goblins. So Lil Garamar came back home deeply depressed. His mom hoped to make him go back to a more respectable work like miner or builder. Maybe a smith ? But looking in his father stuff, the young dwarf founded Tête de Pioche's diary. And he discovered that his father was originally a dwarf runner ! But after a mysterious trip to a far city called Zhaar he came back as a slayer. So he asked his mother : "Mom, what happened to dad in Zhaar ? Where is Zhaar ?" Her answer was the worst she could make : "Don't go to Zhaar, dumb!" So he disappeared again, only to come back several months later. But he had changed. He wasn’t the naive smiling young dwarf every one had new. No he was a bitter crazily smiling young dwarf. His eyes were full of madness and he was mumbling all day long some stuff about "mad genius ideas". He claimed everywhere he was still a bloodbowl coach and that this time, it wouldn’t be the same thing. That everybody will be forced to recognize his genius. He went to the famous Old World Challenge Cup league, to the Kislev conference bureau and applied his new team, the Zhaar Dumb Bringers. Hopefully the scribe was half deaf and wrote "Zhaar Doom Bringers", a more... serious name. The greatest surprise to everyone was the arrival of the Bringers. They were not frogs nore dwarves, they were the worst he could fine in Zhaar : chaos dwarves leaded by a mighty bull centaur. His mother couldn't bear it and was buried a few days later after an heart attack. Lil Garamar didn’t cried but invented an automatic coffin that failed miserabilly at the last moment, making the funeral a joke. His only regret was that he couldn’t perfect it for his father's funeral. So now he is entirely focused on BloodBowl. Or so it seems because people who watched his team soon realized that they trained alone, without the coach. He didn’t gave any real strategic advices. He looked them from time to time, only to retire, laughing maniacally, in his lab. He had a plan. At least so he said...

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
OWCC Award Ceremony	Ogre	990k	17	0/0/0	30k	4 - 0	1420k	5	0/0/0	20k	18k
[OWCC] Orgrimmar Hammers	Orc	1040k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1400k	10	0/1/0	70k	12k
Grimjuice Renegades	Underworld Denizens	1100k	18	2/0/0	70k	3 - 1	1110k	10	0/1/0	10k	14k
Sabre Mountain Titans	Ogre	1130k	23	3/1/2	90k	2 - 0	940k	9	1/1/0	30k	14k
[OWCC] Barak Varr Iron Shields	Dwarf	1330k	10	1/0/0	80k	1 - 0	1000k	7	0/1/0	10k	17k
Grimjuice Renegades	Underworld Denizens	1390k	12	3/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1350k	10	0/1/0	60k	29k
Clar Karond Exiles	Dark Elf	1420k	13	0/1/1	60k	2 - 2	1210k	16	1/0/1	30k	24k
[OWCC] Barak Varr Iron Shields	Dwarf	1490k	11	0/0/0	40k	2 - 0	1050k	13	2/1/0	10k	29k
[OWCC] Orgrimmar Hammers	Orc	1470k	10	1/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1530k	7	1/0/0	60k	31k
Greenleaf Gladiators	Halfling	1600k	26	5/1/0	60k	3 - 1	1170k	12	2/0/0	20k	30k
Greenleaf Gladiators	Halfling	1640k	12	2/0/0	70k	1 - 2	1120k	19	4/1/0	60k	22k
Western Oblast Raiders Emsk	Human	1580k	12	1/2/0	70k	1 - 1	1450k	12	1/1/0	50k	28k
Lahmia Undead United	Shambling Undead	1630k	17	2/1/1	80k	2 - 1	1600k	8	0/0/0	40k	29k
Nilfheim Lumberjacks	Norse	1640k	14	1/2/0	10k	1 - 2	1900k	11	0/0/1	80k	31k
Elves of Albion	Elven Union	1650k	18	4/0/1	70k	2 - 2	1850k	12	0/0/0	50k	39k
Serpents Coast Scavengers	Lizardmen	1680k	17	2/1/0	30k	2 - 1	2000k	12	1/0/1	40k	35k
turov's infected	Nurgle	1710k	20	1/2/3	70k	1 - 0	2180k	13	1/3/0	30k	31k
Castle Drachenfels	Necromantic Horror	1600k	8	0/2/0	50k	0 - 1	1660k	16	1/1/2	40k	32k
Diseased Wasters	Nurgle	1780k	12	0/1/1	70k	1 - 0	1800k	11	2/0/1	40k	33k
Western Oblast Raiders Emsk	Human	1790k	13	1/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1770k	8	1/0/0	30k	28k
[OWCC] Orgrimmar Hammers	Orc	1870k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1780k	10	0/1/0	60k	31k
Nilfheim Lumberjacks	Norse	1800k	7	2/0/0	50k	0 - 3	1940k	18	0/2/0	50k	35k
Quenelles Carnival	Elven Union	1640k	17	2/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1340k	9	0/0/0	20k	29k
Malice of Karond Kar	Dark Elf	1910k	13	3/0/0	70k	2 - 1	2000k	15	1/0/1	60k	31k
Nilfheim Lumberjacks	Norse	1940k	12	1/1/1	60k	1 - 2	1790k	14	1/0/0	50k	29k
Marienburg Magpies	Chaos Renegade	1970k	14	1/2/1	40k	1 - 0	2010k	11	2/1/0	30k	30k
Scalded Delta Dogz	Necromantic Horror	1970k	16	2/1/1	40k	1 - 0	2190k	11	1/1/1	50k	35k
Diseased Wasters	Nurgle	1770k	10	0/1/0	50k	1 - 0	1920k	13	4/1/0	20k	38k
Malice of Karond Kar	Dark Elf	1890k	18	2/0/0	80k	3 - 0	1870k	6	0/0/0	10k	31k
turov's infected	Nurgle	2020k	22	2/2/0	40k	3 - 0	2020k	9	1/1/0	60k	26k
Quenelles Carnival	Elven Union	2010k	23	3/1/2	60k	2 - 0	1790k	5	0/0/0	20k	38k
Lahmia Undead United	Shambling Undead	2030k	10	1/1/0	70k	1 - 0	1970k	7	1/1/0	10k	35k
Diseased Wasters	Nurgle	1970k	7	1/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1790k	18	5/0/1	70k	30k
Marienburg Magpies	Chaos Renegade	2020k	20	3/1/1	40k	2 - 0	1880k	12	2/1/0	60k	32k
Athel Loren BBoDT	Wood Elf	1960k	15	1/0/1	20k	2 - 4	1990k	20	0/0/1	40k	31k
Yvresse Scornfuls	High Elf	1990k	17	2/2/0	50k	2 - 1	1310k	12	0/0/1	20k	29k
Scalded Delta Dogz	Necromantic Horror	1870k	8	1/0/0	50k	0 - 2	2150k	15	3/0/0	60k	30k
horns of turov	Norse	1870k	18	3/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1460k	12	1/1/0	20k	32k