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WoC VIII: Favoured of Tzeentch Qualifier (april 2017)






*** Notorious Haters ***



*** Grraz Putzin *** - R.I.P. (Super Star - 49 full games)


*** Knarf Wegratuz *** - Retired (Emerging Star - 68 full games)

*** Leroy Clearbrook *** - R.I.P. (Veteran - 54 full games)



*** Most Hated WTF Miracle Touchdowns ***

Game #26 2T8: Accurate Long Bomb + Catch with a Bull Centaur against "Dirty Wars"
Game #53 2T7: Crazy Dodges + Pick Up against "Henson's Creature Shop"
Game #66 2T8: Crazy pass to keep us in the WoC Qualifier against "Armored Scarabs"




*** We HATE Nurgle ***

Hashut, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were evil enough. Why we played this stupid game, or why we died. All that matters is that we did it. That's what's important! Hatred pleases you, Hashut... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! Give us the power to eradicate this rot from the face of the earth. Let the plain of Zharr be clean of bacteria. Let them burn in eternal hellfire. Let the pus be boiled till it is sterile. Give us the strength to smite every foul appearance abomination and cut down every tentacle that we can find. Grant our hobgoblin slaves the weight in their feet to stomp and boot their disturbing presence into retirement. And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!


Sports' Commentator: "What is best in Life?"
Grotzzfra Tarrkun: "To hate and crush your enemies, to see them splattered before you, and to boil them alive in molten rock till their puss filled sores pop open like a box of pringles!"


*** Hated Backstabbing Traitors ***


Grroza Ufrratz, joined Hellmouth's Angels as a zombie. (R.I.P.)

Knolsalda, joined Daedun BlackBox as a zombie. (R.I.P.)

Junta, joined die an other day as a zombie. (R.I.P.)

Boke, caught the rot against Realm´of´Nurgle ! (RETIRED)

The Apothecaries, FAILED several times! Got cooked, eaten and replaced on several occasions!



We don't forgive, we don't forget,
... may our hatred cut them down!









CoS 2017 - Game 56: Played in CoS Qualifier (Chaos Dwarves / Amazons / Halflings). We lost in the most shameful way. Makes us so so so angry! Only the coach is to blame. Game of SHAME


WoC 2017 - Game 66: Won WoC VIII: Favoured of Tzeentch Qualifier in a crazy game... made us so angry. Claimed the title: "Chosen of Tzeetch"... Nurgle makes him so angry!

WoC 2017 - Game 69: WoC VIII: Runner Up. Lost in the finals because of severe armor roll in the first 6 turns. Sliced and diced by the Favourite of Nurgle. We have carved their names in the Hateful Grimoire of Grudges. We also threw the armorer in a demon-possessed volcano. (these things are all around in the chaos wastes, wasn't even a long march)


BC 2017 - Game 77: Played in BC. We lost against silly elves on steroids. Made us quit for a few months, just to cool down! Grrrrr



New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle, Tackle, Mighty Blow
  21 1 4 0 5 6 53/76 210k
(130+80)k
 
2
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 5 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Dodge, Block, Break Tackle, Sure Hands, +ST, Tackle
  70 1 67 0 11 7 Legend
259
290k
(130+160)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Pro
-ag 53 0 0 1 17 3 51/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  29 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  7 0 0 0 1 4 22/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
5 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, +MA, Stand Firm
  77 0 0 0 23 4 66/76 160k
(70+90)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  2 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
8
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Pro
  56 0 1 0 21 3 60/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
9
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Wrestle
  25 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
11
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Hobgoblin
7 3 3 7
Wrestle, +MA
  14 0 2 0 0 2 16/31 90k
(40+50)k
 
14
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
  36 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
15
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13 players  
Coach: kwèk Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1920k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1920k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:77 (52/13/12) |TD Diff:58 (116 - 58) |Cas Diff:43 (107/65/32 - 93/46/22)
Last Opponent: DeFend the Sides

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
BalistariusHigh Elf940k130/1/050k2 - 0990k81/0/030k18k
Alvhyttan ResidentsDwarf980k201/4/170k1 - 11010k110/0/140k16k
Fine Art of NecromancyNecromantic Horror1100k222/1/150k3 - 11150k122/0/020k22k
-Black Rose Raiders-Underworld Denizens1200k215/0/080k2 - 11100k80/0/020k19k
Great Gallant GentlemenVampire1290k211/3/040k2 - 11280k100/1/040k26k
Kickapoo's Noisy FartersNurgle1260k152/0/060k2 - 01270k50/0/030k28k
United PactChaos Renegade1350k161/0/070k3 - 11270k141/2/160k24k
Atlanta Falcons ElvesHigh Elf1270k80/0/080k1 - 01120k100/2/060k24k
Lowland Heat PackersHuman1260k200/3/060k3 - 01270k72/0/050k25k
CD test 2Chaos Dwarf1500k140/1/190k1 - 01580k00/0/00k22k
[B] Fine DiningNurgle1510k122/0/050k1 - 11450k152/1/020k31k
Tobazco ChameleonsLizardmen1540k161/2/160k1 - 01400k60/0/060k31k
Karak Drak OathbreakersDwarf1680k122/0/040k1 - 11460k122/0/030k31k
Non-furry AnimalsLizardmen1670k122/0/050k1 - 11760k121/1/070k34k
Knogle BandenTomb Kings1710k122/0/050k1 - 01640k112/1/060k26k
Hellmouth's AngelsShambling Undead1740k110/0/080k2 - 01580k113/0/140k32k
5ème ElementChaos Chosen1660k80/0/030k1 - 11680k161/1/440k34k
Slannder!Slann1320k111/0/070k2 - 01450k81/0/040k31k
Embryonic Necropsy DevourementNecromantic Horror1460k131/0/040k2 - 11530k122/0/060k29k
Elk-a-holicsWood Elf1500k172/1/050k2 - 01520k60/0/020k38k
Ljosalfheim LyristsHigh Elf1530k143/0/060k1 - 01540k50/0/020k31k
Je reprendrai bien de la tarteShambling Undead1540k151/2/050k2 - 11600k101/0/010k28k
Shadow of MordorOrc1540k80/0/040k1 - 21650k174/0/180k42k
Pickaxe PummelersDwarf1510k222/1/280k3 - 01580k92/0/020k38k
Daedun BlackBoxShambling Undead1500k80/0/060k1 - 11460k120/1/140k33k
Dirty WarsChaos Chosen1510k171/0/070k3 - 21500k223/1/130k29k
Slannder!Slann1530k110/0/140k1 - 01410k91/1/040k27k
Knogle BandenTomb Kings1560k131/0/070k2 - 11750k163/1/160k31k
DC United DynastiesTomb Kings1620k242/2/170k3 - 01570k101/1/020k36k
ApestososteamNurgle1640k50/0/040k0 - 11390k101/0/050k36k
Knogle BandenTomb Kings1650k121/1/030k1 - 01760k91/2/030k28k
Box Rooked AgainShambling Undead1630k142/1/080k1 - 01610k91/2/050k30k
All about the BashChaos Dwarf1630k120/1/180k1 - 01570k113/0/020k34k
(B)ave NurgleNurgle1670k142/1/060k1 - 01670k71/0/010k38k
Realm´of´NurgleNurgle1690k121/1/020k1 - 11520k142/0/160k30k
Ljosalfheim LyristsHigh Elf1690k141/2/180k1 - 11680k90/0/060k41k
Agdar HrafnersNorse1680k193/1/080k2 - 01420k51/0/050k40k
5ème ElementChaos Chosen1720k50/0/060k0 - 01740k163/2/060k35k
Knogle BandenTomb Kings1640k182/0/080k3 - 01630k101/1/060k35k
Western RATS of AnalysisSkaven1720k182/0/150k2 - 31680k150/0/050k38k
Come HitherNurgle1780k154/1/170k0 - 22030k172/1/050k28k
Lights on HighHigh Elf1740k151/1/060k2 - 11820k142/0/040k31k
New Vamps on the BloodVampire1880k173/0/230k2 - 12050k90/0/020k38k
madmatt`s13$Chaos Dwarf1880k112/1/040k0 - 01910k153/2/050k27k
Atzenburger BBCOrc1590k110/0/080k2 - 11770k161/0/140k25k
5ème ElementChaos Chosen1840k71/0/170k0 - 21890k193/2/060k28k
Remember da TitansOgre1810k152/0/070k2 - 11820k140/1/220k36k
die an other dayNecromantic Horror1740k100/0/170k1 - 11780k100/1/070k33k
Tremendous MachineDwarf1860k151/2/080k2 - 01670k71/0/060k24k
die an other dayNecromantic Horror1910k150/2/160k2 - 11850k141/0/220k34k
Walkens of ChoiceHigh Elf1760k222/2/140k2 - 11690k100/0/050k29k
Remember da TitansOgre1790k152/1/080k1 - 01730k71/0/050k35k
Henson's creature shopNurgle1880k120/1/160k1 - 01770k71/0/060k28k
madmatt`s13$Chaos Dwarf1890k173/2/080k1 - 01960k92/0/040k34k
Tribute to CrossdressersAmazon1920k173/0/040k2 - 11720k121/0/030k37k
Bolonia Club BandChaos Dwarf1920k192/3/140k1 - 22010k191/2/160k38k
BlogiukaiTomb Kings1810k202/2/180k2 - 01890k72/0/040k31k
Seven Kingdoms KnightsWood Elf1820k171/1/070k2 - 01990k91/0/020k41k
Tzunki's HoppersSlann1840k141/0/060k2 - 11830k80/0/030k40k
Red BatsVampire1840k142/2/020k0 - 11920k121/0/040k41k
Heavy Load Road ToadsSlann1870k172/1/060k2 - 11840k101/0/020k32k
Lonely MountainDwarf1880k92/0/020k0 - 11830k111/0/060k44k
Black Hole SunzChaos Dwarf1930k152/0/060k2 - 11690k140/3/120k36k
Nuevo ricosHigh Elf1650k201/1/170k3 - 01700k70/0/020k38k
Hell GranniesAmazon1930k232/4/080k2 - 11650k100/2/040k39k
Armored ScarabsTomb Kings1750k251/2/180k2 - 11740k142/1/030k43k
Psy-TribeOrc1870k100/0/170k1 - 01940k144/0/050k39k
Nanos ChaoticosChaos Dwarf2040k233/2/140k2 - 12070k141/1/110k38k
House Craban's Coaching StaffHigh Elf1960k123/0/070k0 - 12140k191/2/050k34k
UkonaiviiWood Elf1740k132/1/080k1 - 11700k100/0/120k33k
Les_C_MignonsLizardmen1860k172/1/070k2 - 11630k121/1/050k29k
MeatsChaos Dwarf1930k111/0/040k2 - 11840k163/0/120k36k
Order of the SalmonsnakeVampire1910k232/0/420k2 - 21850k120/0/050k43k
SkullhuntersChaos Chosen1980k70/1/080k0 - 22050k244/2/070k30k
VumpiresVampire1860k121/1/030k1 - 21920k150/1/060k30k
Great Griffin of LoretteHuman1920k180/1/330k2 - 11470k151/3/020k28k
DeFend the SidesElven Union1830k122/0/020k1 - 22070k172/0/050k29k