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Location: Seattle
Nickname: Legion of Boom
Stadium: Century Kill Field
Team Captain: Cardinal "3 for 3" Roark [RUT]

Colors: Blue, Silver and Bright Green
Sponsor: Starbucks. American Cattle Insurance. Boeing.



TEAM BIO

C-attle C-haos press conference 26.9.2019, 12:40, coach speaking:
"We like that big red timeout-button. Looks tasty, like a carrot or a tomato. We will push it, if you take more than 4 minutes for a turn. Usually the crazy goat that will jump on that button will also shout something like "Meh-eh-eh-eh Taking more than 4 minutes is cheating möh-öh-öh-öh!!", with a crazy look in her eye. Don't get near a beast that acts like that..."


Team started season 19 in Arizona as "Kill'Em All".

Moved to Seattle in season 21. After dissappointing 8 games fired scapegoat QB Doug Bloodwin, most controversial roster cut in NBFL history, yet went undefeated until end of season. Ok, people seem to need more answers. We didn't like his silly face.

Season 22: Division rivalry with stimme's blue orcs begins. We got infinite hatred for them.

Season 24: Kill'Em Young creates the "Kill'Em Young foundation", which raises funds for Ex-NBFL-players with financial needs. Please donate now: https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=12044177
Undefeated regular season, defeated stimme's blue orcs 3 times, lost SB.

NBFL: https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=6524&op=view

New player names: https://www.seahawks.com/team/players-roster/

TROPHY ROOM

Season #24: NFC conference champions (yes, this is a second place trophy)

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Season 19: 6-2-6. 8th in NFC. 2nd in CAS. Hattrick Peterson the Mercyless = Best Fouler.

Season 20: 10-4-0. Roark most CAS. #1 seed. Coach of the year. Best Apo Dr. Chaos Cavelowsky. Playoffs one and done vs. Weaklington pro elves.

Season 21: A shitty first half, fired scapegoat Bloodwin --> strong second half. Missed playoffs by minimal margin.

Season 22: Missed playoff due to massive elven BS. I shall have my revenge...

Season 23: Regular season champ. Lost in conf. final to same cheating blue orcs.

STAR PLAYERS

Conzelman the Devourer - what a nice cow: https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=11915667

Len Ford [Cle] - blitzing goat: http://www.fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=11915666

*** Did you know...

- Original franchise name "Kill'Em All" is still our team's motto and hymn.

- The hunt is on: 10 points for every dead/retired elf from stimme's team, and 150 points for killing king kaep, the wolf - which also ends the hunt.

Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet template by Thom_Darkness.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chosen Blocker
5 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Tackle, Tentacles, Stand Firm
-ag 126 1 3 0 22 13 119/ 200k
(100+100)k
 
2
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player
  21 0 1 0 0 0 9/ 80k
(60+20)k
 
3
Beastman Runner
6 4 3 8
Horns
Block, Sure Hands, +ST, Sure Feet, Side Step
  21 1 16 0 1 0 141/ 210k
(60+150)k
 
4
Beastman Runner
7 3 3 8
Horns
Block, +MA, Dodge, Guard
  21 0 1 0 0 3 60/ 160k
(60+100)k
 
5
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  13 0 0 0 0 0 6/ 80k
(60+20)k
 
6
Beastman Runner
7 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Tackle, +MA, Dodge, Sure Hands
  34 4 13 0 7 1 128/ 180k
(60+120)k
 
7
Chosen Blocker
4 4 3 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Claw, Tentacles
-ma 125 1 14 0 101 2 Legend
255
220k
(100+120)k
 
8
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  13 0 1 0 2 6 37/ 160k
(100+60)k
 
9
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player
  68 0 2 0 1 0 14/ 80k
(60+20)k
 
10
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Stand Firm
  28 1 1 0 6 6 46/ 160k
(100+60)k
 
11
Beastman Runner
6 4 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow, +ST, Claw, Frenzy
  30 0 2 0 13 10 82/ 190k
(60+130)k
 
12
Beastman Runner
6 3 2 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On, Claw, Juggernaut, Fan Favourite
-ag 125 0 14 2 115 2 Legend
286
200k
(60+140)k
 
13
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow
  26 0 1 0 0 2 19/ 100k
(60+40)k
 
14
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dodge, Block, Guard
  33 0 2 0 3 3 33/ 130k
(60+70)k
 
15
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Guard, Block, Tentacles
m 4 0 0 0 0 0 39/ 220k
(0)k
 
16
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: MenonaLoco Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 2610k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 730k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2830k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:131 (73/31/27) |TD Diff:97 (223 - 126) |Cas Diff:349 (365/189/72 - 164/85/28)
Last Opponent: KC Cows

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
NBFL Construction LLCOgre990k389/2/050k4 - 01180k50/0/030k19k
NBFL Practice SquadOgre1590k509/3/260k5 - 0910k50/0/040k17k
Brooklyn Bonehead Builder ClubOgre1720k498/2/470k5 - 0930k50/0/060k19k
NBFL SnotsOgre1840k304/1/170k4 - 0890k50/0/050k13k
NBFL Practice SquadOgre2010k549/4/060k6 - 0890k50/0/060k15k
NBFL Practice SquadOgre2090k5511/2/180k7 - 0980k50/0/050k21k
Noo Squigland PunchdrunxOrc2140k72/0/040k0 - 12530k100/1/050k32k
Seattle WerehawksNecromantic Horror2010k132/2/020k1 - 12640k111/0/060k31k
San Dogo ChompersHuman2170k123/0/050k1 - 22210k141/0/070k34k
Tainted Sea TurduckensChaos Chosen2200k132/0/050k2 - 01950k80/0/160k31k
Oakland Elf RaidersDark Elf2210k120/1/170k1 - 22130k120/0/070k33k
Nawlins Lost SaintsChaos Renegade2200k154/2/040k0 - 22310k183/1/070k28k
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2120k172/1/020k2 - 12310k153/0/030k29k
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2280k122/0/020k1 - 22180k201/1/230k30k
Detroilet Sewer LionsNurgle2040k214/1/330k2 - 22340k182/0/160k36k
Da'Kawgo KodiaksNorse2170k281/3/380k3 - 12060k101/1/040k21k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf2090k162/1/070k2 - 12380k80/0/050k23k
Green Ball AttackersSlann2210k111/1/160k0 - 12500k122/0/150k36k
Nawlins Lost SaintsChaos Renegade2110k262/3/370k2 - 02250k132/1/120k32k
Seattle WerehawksNecromantic Horror2120k203/2/160k2 - 12460k131/1/040k31k
NBFL snot buildersOgre2270k336/3/130k2 - 01030k50/0/030k28k
NBFL MascotsOgre2410k277/1/160k2 - 0930k70/0/060k27k
Buffalo Psycho BilliesNecromantic Horror2580k192/2/080k2 - 12000k121/0/050k31k
Miasma DolphlegmsNurgle2580k120/0/060k2 - 12110k162/2/050k31k
Ministers of Sewer SkulkingSkaven2380k234/1/170k2 - 01720k71/0/010k24k
Philadelphia Wrecks [2016]Chaos Chosen2640k173/2/050k1 - 12490k163/1/130k39k
New Engerland CheatriotsGoblin2580k235/2/050k2 - 01970k94/2/060k31k
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2400k232/2/040k3 - 22220k163/0/060k32k
Seattle WerehawksNecromantic Horror2610k140/3/020k1 - 02560k60/0/040k33k
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2640k232/2/240k3 - 32140k225/1/080k32k
Nawlins Lost SaintsChaos Renegade2470k223/2/150k2 - 02070k70/1/040k32k
Denver Brontos [2016]Lizardmen2530k114/0/040k1 - 12150k100/1/020k30k
Carolina PanzersDwarf2530k173/1/080k2 - 01960k71/0/040k28k
Jakesonville Jortles [2016]High Elf2730k205/1/030k1 - 12650k91/0/050k39k
Seattle WerehawksNecromantic Horror2750k142/1/070k1 - 02160k81/0/040k37k
Ministers of Sewer SkulkingSkaven2760k172/1/070k2 - 12000k80/0/050k29k
Weaklington FrailskinsElven Union2780k191/2/260k1 - 32460k191/1/070k35k
NBFL Training DummiesOgre2710k417/0/070k6 - 11380k110/0/050k24k
Arizona CardsTomb Kings2820k232/1/150k3 - 02030k92/1/020k31k
Tainted Sea TurduckensChaos Chosen2680k110/0/170k1 - 22640k214/1/020k30k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf2630k50/0/040k0 - 12750k100/0/120k37k
Warpston OilersSkaven2790k214/0/120k2 - 21920k110/0/040k30k
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2800k101/0/110k0 - 12240k185/0/180k36k
Jakesonville Jortles [2016]High Elf2770k142/1/120k0 - 12860k100/0/070k30k
Chicago PallBearersShambling Undead2760k162/0/060k2 - 11960k133/0/060k29k
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2790k173/0/050k2 - 22330k141/0/040k35k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf2810k121/0/030k1 - 22840k213/2/150k34k
Arizona CardsTomb Kings2330k151/1/040k2 - 01700k90/2/030k31k
PhilaWAAAGHphia IgglesOrc2550k132/1/050k2 - 12160k131/1/040k28k
Las Vegas SinnersDark Elf2390k200/3/150k2 - 11910k121/0/150k30k
Weaklington FrailskinsElven Union2500k142/1/060k1 - 02380k81/0/050k34k
Foullas FoulboysNurgle2580k131/1/040k1 - 11760k142/1/030k28k
San Fransorko 49ersOrc2590k223/0/280k3 - 01970k50/0/030k23k
Vigilante ShinglesChaos Dwarf2590k132/0/060k2 - 12280k151/2/040k32k
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2440k91/2/050k0 - 02410k123/0/060k26k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf2650k131/2/040k1 - 22830k120/0/060k40k
Khleveland KhrownsTomb Kings2680k150/2/050k2 - 02130k111/2/040k32k
Baltimore MavensDark Elf2440k162/2/060k1 - 12510k132/0/020k30k
Tijuana Charros [2016]Nurgle2680k172/1/140k1 - 12090k123/0/050k29k
Tijuana Charros [2016]Nurgle2690k121/1/040k1 - 22120k171/1/140k23k
Ministers of Sewer SkulkingSkaven2520k183/0/020k2 - 12080k90/0/040k34k
Fan Foulcisco FakesUnderworld Denizens2550k256/1/160k2 - 01590k111/1/150k24k
Chicagovania ProvocateursVampire2420k152/0/070k2 - 12220k110/0/160k30k
Green Ball AttackersSlann2560k142/1/060k1 - 22860k120/0/020k34k
Destroit Lynels [2016]Chaos Dwarf2610k92/0/050k0 - 12020k100/2/070k35k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf2370k171/3/040k1 - 22440k183/0/050k27k
San Dogo ChompersHuman2850k213/2/130k2 - 12480k100/0/040k35k
Fan Foulcisco FakesUnderworld Denizens2930k201/1/270k2 - 11950k122/0/010k26k
Kansas City ThiefsChaos Renegade2930k183/0/080k3 - 22630k183/0/020k27k
Indianapolis HippiesVampire2970k194/2/060k2 - 02330k50/0/020k30k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf3000k151/3/060k1 - 12700k122/1/120k36k
Tijuana Charros [2016]Nurgle2730k120/2/030k1 - 22420k195/0/040k30k
Las Vegas SinnersDark Elf2960k212/2/280k2 - 12660k142/1/060k33k
Tijuana Charros [2016]Nurgle2760k212/3/150k1 - 12520k122/1/020k24k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf2810k204/2/180k1 - 12710k101/0/040k35k
Fan Foulcisco FakesUnderworld Denizens2990k191/3/070k2 - 11870k80/0/040k28k
| Carolina Reapers |Shambling Undead2990k152/1/060k1 - 22060k213/2/180k27k
Nawlins Lost SaintsChaos Renegade2480k151/3/070k2 - 12420k101/1/160k34k
Denver Brontos [2016]Lizardmen2690k193/3/070k2 - 12420k110/1/130k33k
Pittsburgh SteelcursOrc2900k193/0/360k2 - 02180k91/1/030k33k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf2790k160/3/160k1 - 22540k172/2/050k34k
Philadelphia Wrecks [2016]Chaos Chosen2930k194/2/050k1 - 12850k143/0/080k32k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf2960k185/0/170k2 - 12450k81/0/050k33k
Olde Reikland Paid RiotersHuman2830k223/2/060k2 - 02260k103/0/040k40k
Buffaelo KhillsDaemons of Khorne2990k253/2/170k2 - 02280k111/2/060k25k
Shytown LeapersSlann2670k275/5/040k2 - 12430k140/2/010k28k
Tijuana Charros [2016]Nurgle2440k121/1/170k1 - 02640k133/1/020k33k
Fan Foulcisco FakesUnderworld Denizens2840k213/2/030k2 - 22120k110/0/020k28k
Phull-o-s'elfia EgosHigh Elf2670k193/1/380k2 - 12490k100/0/020k33k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf2680k214/2/050k2 - 12410k90/0/020k35k
New York GenocidesDaemons of Khorne2790k193/1/140k1 - 02380k112/1/040k30k
Fan Foulcisco FakesUnderworld Denizens2610k244/5/080k3 - 02000k50/0/020k28k
Dallas Crowbar [2016]Dwarf2790k215/0/180k2 - 12500k120/2/030k21k
Tijuana Charros [2016]Nurgle2480k161/3/140k1 - 12240k131/1/050k34k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf2660k217/1/080k2 - 02460k70/0/060k35k
Destroit Lynels [2016]Chaos Dwarf2780k184/1/060k1 - 02430k111/1/140k37k
Philadelphia Wrecks [2016]Chaos Chosen2590k204/3/060k1 - 22670k256/0/150k35k
Titannesse Kraken's [2016]Nurgle2830k192/3/070k1 - 12710k140/1/230k34k
Jakesonville Jortles [2016]High Elf2560k214/3/070k3 - 22100k150/0/120k36k
Houston Treants [2016]Wood Elf2730k141/2/070k1 - 11930k151/2/020k27k
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2410k170/1/040k3 - 22280k203/1/160k30k
Icelandic DoltsNorse2650k102/0/050k0 - 21870k233/5/140k30k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf1690k155/1/070k0 - 22640k140/1/040k32k
Green Baynana Grabbers [2016]Simyin2280k152/1/050k1 - 22620k151/1/080k33k
Mangledsota Many-MenOld World Alliance2410k131/1/040k1 - 12280k111/2/030k26k
Destroit Lynels [2016]Chaos Dwarf2160k204/3/140k1 - 12230k101/2/060k29k
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2050k242/3/340k1 - 12480k162/2/070k32k
Arizona QuetzalcoatlLizardmen1900k152/0/170k2 - 21940k120/0/030k33k
Chicago ВeаrdsAmazon2310k163/2/080k1 - 11470k90/0/050k28k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf2140k182/3/040k1 - 22300k151/1/080k35k
Arizona Redbulls [2016]Chaos Dwarf2590k174/1/060k2 - 02270k50/0/060k33k
Cleaved Land Bedlam [2016]Chaos Chosen2590k173/2/170k2 - 12950k175/0/020k28k
Pittsburgh SteelcursOrc2600k182/2/150k1 - 12180k101/0/060k30k
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2590k50/0/070k0 - 12230k133/1/070k26k
No-Skincinnati Bungles [2016]Tomb Kings2390k195/1/070k2 - 02010k91/1/030k24k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf2560k142/3/030k1 - 12110k142/2/050k34k
B'altimoor Sk'avensSkaven2400k213/2/170k2 - 22140k151/0/050k35k
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2660k152/0/050k2 - 12530k191/3/210k27k
Carolina PythonessDark Elf2290k195/1/050k2 - 12400k120/1/030k29k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf2450k192/1/130k2 - 02250k60/0/010k31k
Nawlins Lost SaintsChaos Renegade2540k164/0/140k1 - 12540k131/1/050k37k
Warpstone Bay RatscallionsSkaven2420k175/0/080k2 - 11350k90/0/010k30k
Arizona Redbulls [2016]Chaos Dwarf2580k215/3/060k2 - 12170k101/0/050k29k
Atlatl Flechettes [2016]Lizardmen2590k132/1/040k1 - 12230k121/1/070k39k
Destroit Lynels [2016]Chaos Dwarf2380k194/0/050k2 - 02080k111/2/060k33k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf2450k132/1/230k0 - 22250k172/1/040k34k
Tijuana Charros [2016]Nurgle2780k100/1/070k1 - 02500k174/2/060k33k
Denver Brontos [2016]Lizardmen2430k246/2/050k1 - 02850k80/0/120k33k
Los Angeles Glams [2016]High Elf2790k171/2/070k2 - 22230k120/0/070k36k
Las Vegas GamblersWood Elf2800k171/0/280k2 - 12400k80/0/030k37k
KC CowsChaos Chosen2800k121/1/070k1 - 02220k154/1/030k35k