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heee heee heee

Okay, Okay, I'll read it, I'll read it . . .

The transition from a normal, fully living person to a servant of Nurgle and his blessed disease can be a scary one. But humor is the best medicine, even for the incurable. So there's nothing scary or diabolical about the crew known as Laughing Sickness. They simply use humor as a way to ease Nurgle's newest converts towards their future as. . .

{SLAM. . .BANG . . .bang bang bang . . .tap. . .tap. . .CRUNCH!!!!!}

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH. . .

{squeak squeak}

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

. . . Don't you want to come play with us? We have such things to show you, SUCH SHINY TOYS . . .

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

. . . Come play with us. We'Re Going To Laugh A Lot . . . hee hee hee hee hee . . .

Mr. Nurgle says that if you're good, you can play with us forever. . . .FOREVER!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Don'T You Want to Come Play WIth Us?

we'LL havE sucH fuN togetheR

We HaVe SuCh FuN PlAyInG WiTh OuR NeW fRiEnDs .. . DoN't YoU wAnT tO bE OuR FrIeNd?

YOU'LL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!

Ring around the daisies
Pocket full of bladesies
Ashes ashes
You all fall down . . . .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wE'RE wAITING. . .

Team Colors: Whatever they want.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Nurgling
5 2 1 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Disturbing Presence, Diving Tackle
n, -ag 34 0 0 0 4 4 28/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
3
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Claw, Diving Tackle
  38 0 0 0 8 2 26/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
4
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
  7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
5
Plaguebearer
5 2 2 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
  14 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
6
Plaguebearer
5 2 2 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
7
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Prehensile Tail, Diving Tackle
  26 0 0 0 6 3 27/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
8
Beast
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Guard, Multiple Block, Grab, Stand Firm
-ag, n, m 37 0 0 0 27 2 64/76 200k
(0)k
 
10
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Putrifier
5 2 2 7
Big Hand, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Sure Hands
Horns, Foul Appearance
  22 2 2 0 1 3 25/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
12
Beast
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Guard, Multiple Block, Grab
-ag 22 0 0 0 11 4 42/51 180k
(120+60)k
 
13
Putrifier
5 2 2 7
Big Hand, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Sure Hands
Foul Appearance
  7 2 2 0 0 1 13/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
14
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
  12 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
15
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
16
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Pentalarc Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurglings Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1280k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 290k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:38 (2/5/31) |TD Diff:-50 (13 - 63) |Cas Diff:-68 (69/25/7 - 102/42/25)
Last Opponent: Bu Bu Kitty Blockers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Albion Fae10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-30k
Chaos Halfling70/0/70.4-2.03.0   0.6   0.0-5.1   1.6   0.7-49k
Eshin Adepts40/1/30.5-2.31.8   0.3   0.3-1.0   0.5   0.533k
Forest Goblin30/1/20.3-1.71.3   1.7   0.0-2.0   0.7   2.0-23k
Gnoblar10/0/10.0-1.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-10k
Gnome20/0/20.0-1.51.5   0.5   0.5-0.0   1.5   0.0-25k
Goblin10/0/10.0-3.03.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0170k
Goblin Cheaters42/1/11.3-1.01.3   1.0   0.5-1.5   1.0   0.3-108k
Horrors of Tzeentch10/1/00.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.0-340k
Nurglings10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   1.0-130k
Pro Halflings30/1/20.3-1.31.0   0.3   0.0-4.0   1.7   0.717k
Pygmy20/0/20.0-1.50.5   0.0   0.0-2.5   1.0   0.5-60k
Skink20/0/20.5-2.04.5   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.5   0.0-60k
Snotling10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-110k
Squig Herders30/0/30.0-2.31.7   1.0   0.3-4.0   1.7   1.30k
Strigoyan20/0/20.0-1.51.5   0.5   0.0-3.5   1.5   1.0-20k
Total382/5/310.3-1.71.8   0.7   0.2-2.7   1.1   0.7-38k