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One day, while wondering around the mountainside, these orcs came across a giant stone tablet, entitled the "Neverhood Chronicles". While their leader, the Black Orc Whitey related to them the epic story, they decided that the name on the tablet sounded quite good. So they took this mighty tablet, and headed off to find a battle. Instead they found a small poster, saying join the Southern Waste League. Now they are in the big time, in the premier league, and still that tablet travells with them, and each new member chooses an name from it as part of their initiation.

Season 1

Joined up as part of the South West Regional Division, and stormed the place, making it through undefeated, to qualify for the Premier League.
Check it out <a href ="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=294&show=421">here</a>

Season 2

As the minnows of the league, the team managed an equal win to loss record but still ended up playing off to avoid relegation. After a long drawn out scoreless match against the Adelaide Anvils, they held onto their position with the top teams after both teams completely ran out of energy in the pouring rain. At the seasonal awards night, the Twahnlows, the scumbags players picked up a whole swag of awards, including Petri Alfonzo tying for the main prize.

Season 3

The season is finally over and the we managed to not win a single game. As a result of getting smashed in the playoff we are in Div 1 with 2 other teams from this seasons Premier Division. We lost to the Slumbering Skink in the KO comp, and they went on to win. I reckon that means we could've come second, even though we only made it to the 2nd round.

Anyone who has a lot of spare time to read the entire transcript of the chronicles, its very funny and is available <a href ="http://www.g-b.dk/jan/neverhood_chronicles_text.htm">here</a>. Although if you haven't played the game it might not mean much to you, most of it doesn't relate much to the game if you have played it anyway.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
5 4 2 9
Block, +MA
  29 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 130k
(128)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
n 29 0 0 0 8 1 21/31 120k
(106)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
+AG, Tackle
  28 1 4 0 2 1 22/31 140k
(138)k
 
4
Ed
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
+MA
  13 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 110k
(125)k
 
5
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
-ma 10 1 1 0 0 2 14/16 60k
(45)k
 
6
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player, Block
  28 0 0 0 3 4 26/31 90k
(123)k
 
7
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  9 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(75)k
 
8
Lineman
5 4 3 9
+ST, Block
  29 0 3 0 3 1 20/31 120k
(138)k
 
9
Star Player
6 6 3 10
Block, Mighty Blow, Star, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  0 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
200k
(218)k
 
10
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block
  16 0 0 0 5 1 15/16 130k
(105)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Guard, Block
n 29 2 0 0 0 3 17/31 100k
(88)k
 
12
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  27 0 0 0 4 5 33/51 140k
(143)k
 
13
Black Orc Blocker
4 5 2 9
+ST
  24 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 130k
(125)k
 
14
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, +MA
  23 1 5 0 3 0 22/31 130k
(140)k
 
15
Thrower
5 4 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Safe Throw, +ST
  22 7 3 0 1 2 28/31 140k
(160)k
 
16
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
  20 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 100k
(115)k
 
16 players  
Coach: whitey Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k / 2200k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 5k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2410k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:29 (8/12/9) |TD Diff:-3 (28 - 31) |Cas Diff:24 (29/14/7 - 16/7/3)
Last Opponent: Dark Heretics