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Roster [X] Dark Elf

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and
the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back
because the scorpion cannot swim. The frog asks,
"How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says,
"Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "But little frog, I can swim."
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block
+AG, Guard
  17 6 2 0 1 1 19/31 170k
(170)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle
n 22 5 3 0 2 0 18/31 140k
(127)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Dodge
  20 2 4 0 5 1 29/31 140k
(153)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle
  6 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 120k
(130)k
 
5
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Side Step
  15 1 3 0 0 3 25/31 150k
(175)k
 
6
Witch Elf
8 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
+MA
  8 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 140k
(155)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
n 4 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 90k
(75)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
n 10 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 90k
(75)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player
  3 2 0 0 1 1 9/16 90k
(120)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  23 7 0 0 4 0 15/16 90k
(90)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dirty Player
  22 3 1 0 1 3 23/31 110k
(133)k
 
15
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  23 1 1 0 1 1 11/16 90k
(90)k
 
16
Lineman
5 3 5 8
+AG, Sure Hands, Leap
-ma, n 22 14 1 0 2 2 31/51 150k
(123)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Slartibart Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1780k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (4/2/17) |TD Diff:-28 (22 - 50) |Cas Diff:-15 (17/9/4 - 21/16/8)
Last Opponent: Failures to Come