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Child eaters
P [L] Ogre
When Azorius reunite the rest of the snotlings and expose his idea of found a Blood Bowl team, the question was:

Boros- How are we gonna convince the big guys?
Dimir- Yeah, they like to smash heads more than anything, but they aren't exactly the kind of motivated player.
Golgari- Common sense: The only way to conquer an Ogre is through his belly
Grul- It needs to be with a sharp weapon!
Azorius- No, you fools! We need to offer them something to eat that they really enjoy.
Orzhov- The Ogres tend to devour the enemies that they have vanquished
Rakdos- At least they eat something consistent
Selesnia- We can offer them, the rivals that hasn't get lucky enough to survive the match.
Dimir- Yeah, but if they wanted to eat the average elf or human, they only need to wander a bit.
Boros- I've heard somewhere, that they eat babies. That tasted like delicatesen for them.
Azorius- That's it! Small, soft and easy to catch with the ogre hands.
Izzet- You mean like us. Isn't it a bad idea considering the cognitive skills of our massive friends?
Azorius- We will think in that later. Now my friends, delight yourselves imagining how we're going to smash skaven skulls, take out lizard backbones and skin some dwarfs.
Rakdos- Hooray, we will show our cousins, the orks and goblins, that we can do more than hide ourselfs when is fight time.
Grul- Yeah. Maybe we can even score a touchdown.
The others- Score a what?

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Gog u-MagogOgre6529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, +MA 9000306140k (140+30k) 
2OeagrusOgre5539Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, +AG, Strong Armn80212117140k (140+60k) 
3Gilles 'Bluebeard' de RaisOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle 90015117140k (140+40k) 
4PutanaOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guardn, m8000408140k (0k) 
5 KijoOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle 5000117140k (140+20k) 
6H?r?t?Ogre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block 30003111140k (140+30k) 
8BorosRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 900000020k (20+0k) 
9DimirRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle 9000021020k (20+20k) 
10GolgariRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 801000320k (20+0k) 
11GruulRunt4134Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy-ma, -av700000020k (20+0k) 
13OrzhovRunt5125Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy-ag800001520k (20+0k) 
14RakdosRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 900000020k (20+0k) 
15SelesniaRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle 910001620k (20+20k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:PantxeRotge Re-Rolls (140k):3  
Race:Ogre Fan Factor:2  
Team Value:1340k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:180000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1500k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:9 (1/1/7) |TD Diff:-10 (3 - 13) |Cas Diff:-2 (22/4/1 - 20/7/2)
Last Opponent: Tuck Shoppers