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Striking Thunder Beards!

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Stadium
The Thunderarena

Coach
Manzoo

Race
Dwarf

Colors
Gold, Blue and Grey


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Current Best Players


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BRIAN BLESSED

―Captain―
(MA+, Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm)
One of the loudest and most passionate players the SWL has ever seen. So far, he has lead his team to 2 Conference titles. Brian is adamant they will win the grand prize before his retirement.



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FOREST GUMP

―Legend―

(Block, +AG, Sure Hands, Thick Skull,
Leader, Strip-Ball, Kick-off-Return, Tackle)
He is without doubt the greatest player the Beards have ever known. Give him the ball, point him in the right direction, and he will do the rest.


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Prince Vultan
―Royalty!―

(Block, +AG, Tackle, Guard, Thick Skull)
Do believe your eyes folks. This dwarf does have wings. Not that he can fly much with all that armour. But it does give in a little more pep in his step
Season Records
Season Records
Touchdowns
Forrest Gump
9 (Season 68)
Completions
Brian Blessed
Prince Vultan
2 (Season 63)

2 (BBCup II)
Interceptions
Evil Spock (†)
1 (Season 64)
Casualties
The Dude (†)
9 (Season 66)
Most Valuable PlayerVarious Players2
Star Player Points
Forrest Gump
29 (Season 64)
29 (ASC Championship)
Passing
Prince Vultan
11 (BBCup II)
Rushing
Forrest Gump
205 (Season 64)
Blocks
The Dude (†)
63
Fouls
Trevor Philips
7 (ASC Championship)
Kills
The Dude (†)
Hagrid
2 (Season 64)

2 (Season 64)
Team Records
Most wins in a row4Season 64
Most games undefeated8Season 65-66
Most losses in a row4 Season 65
Most games without a win8Season 64-65
Season Records
Most wins5Season 64 and 66
Most draws3Season 63
Most losses6Season 65
Most Points29Season 64 and 66
Most Touchdowns13Season 66
Most Touchdowns Against12Season 65
Best Goal Difference7Season 64
Worst Goal Difference-9Season 65
Most Casualties For26Season 68 & ASC Campionship
Most Casualties Against23Season 67
Best Casualty Difference16Season 68
Worst Casualty Difference-5Season 67
Most Kills5Season 64
Most Deaths3Season 67
Match Records
Biggest Win3-0
3-0
Psych Lab
Redgum's Revolutionaries
Biggest Loss1-4Compare the Meerkat
Most Touchdowns For3
3
Psych Lab
Redgum's Revolutionaries
Most Touchdowns Against4Compare the Meerkat
Best Casualty Margin7-0Southern Warpstone Scavengers
Worst Casualty Margin3-10Macabre Morticians
Most Casualties For7Southern Warpstone Scavengers
Most Casualties Against10Macabre Morticians
Most Casualties Combined13Macabre Morticians
Results
*ASC ChampionshipSemi Finals4/1/1
70Kowabunga Connection Conference LXX3rd3/2/2
69SWL Premier League LXIX5th4/0/3
2Bob Borc Cup IISwiss Rounds1/1/1
68Slumbering Skink Conference LXVIII2nd4/2/1
67SWL Premier League LXVII4th3/2/2
66Intoxicated Mayhem Confernce LXVI1st5/2/0
1Bob Borc
Cup
-Didn't Enter
65SWL Premier League LXV8th0/1/6
64Dead Rat Walking Conference LXIV1st5/2/0
63Emily Regional LXIII5th2/3/2

Season 64 & 66
Conference Champions!


Twice Champions!! - (Active Players)

Twice Champions!! - (Dead or Retired)

Champions!! - (Dead or Retired)





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HAGRID

――――――Violent――――――

(Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, MightyBlow, Dauntless, Fend, Stand Firm)
Fearless Hagrid loved a good punch up. He was usually found on the frontline hurting somebody or something. With 28 casualties and 5 killed he nearly surpassed The Dude for most violent Thunder Beard! Fouled and killed by Robert Vileorc in a match against the Macabre Morticians


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THE DUDE
――――Killer Dwarf――――

(MA+, Block, Tackle, MB, PO, Thick-Skull, Dauntless)
Known by fans as the last of the POMBERS. Season 65 player of the season and still holds the Thunder Beards’ casualty record of 29 including 6 kills. Died after failing a dodge while playing against Public Service Announcement in Season 67.



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Evil Spock
―――――Super Blitzer―――――

(Block, Tackle, Thick-Skull, Guard, MB, Jump-up)
He was an excellent all-rounder, and even managed an interception in their amazing 3-0 win against Psych Lab.
Killed playing against Public Service Announcement by Love Machine in Season 67.





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SEBASTIEN CHABAL
―――Fast Runner―――

(Block, Sure-Hands, Thick-Skull, Ma+, Leader)
Often overshadowed by the amazing Forest Gump, and a slow starter. It took him 15 games to score his first touchdown! However, he became a cult hero in season 66 where he was key to his sides league win.
Killed by Ltdssk in a match against Slumbering Skink



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BLUTO

―Lightning Quick Blocker―

(MA+, MA+, MA-, Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Stand Firm Guard)
Bluto was the fastest dwarf blocker in the southern wastes. Not the most violent nor flashy, but this unsung hero was always Manzoo's first name on the team sheet. Survived to retirement with two trophies!

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Hillbilly Jim
――――――Jigger――――――

(Block Thick-Skull Tackle)

What did he achieve? Well…. he managed to fracture his leg on his debut after a ridiculous jig. And… er…… also managed to not die in his second game. Other than that, nothing! Not even one block. Thankfully, in Jim’s third game, Urban Nightmare's Tunnel1 spared The Beards! of anymore embarrassment.


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Mr Twit
――――――Twit――――――

(Block Thick-Skull Tackle)

Mr Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And after getting killed in The Beards! first ever game, he will remain a twit forever.
All Time Player Records

All-time Greats
195 Forest Gump, Runner

86 Hagrid, Blocker (†)
67 Haystacks, Blocker

All-time Scorers
55 Forest Gump, Runner

25 Sebastien Chabal, Runner (†)
6 Brian Blessed, Blitzer

All-time most violent
29 The Dude, Blocker
(†)

28 Hagrid, Blocker (†)
21 Haystacks, Blocker

All-time Killer
6 The Dude, Blocker
(†)

5 Hagrid, Blocker
3 Haystacks, Blocker

All-time Oldest Gits
68 Forest Gump, Runner

64 Brian Blessed, Blitzer
60 Bluto, Blocker (R)


All-time Bashers
378 Hagrid, Blocker (†)

305 The Dude, Blocker (†)
271 Kristofer Hivju, Troll Slayer (†)

All-time Booters
13 RoboDwarf, Deathroller

9 Haystacks, Blocker
8 Trevor Philips, Deathroller

All-time Rushers
1494 Forest Gump, Runner

135 Sebasstien Chabal, Runner (†)
73 Santa, Runner (†)

All-time Passer
23 Forest Gump, Runner

11 Prince Vultan, Blitzer
2 Adam Kleeberger, Runner

All-time Completions
4 B Blessed Blitzer / F Gump, Runner

3 Prince Vultan, Blitzer

Interceptor
1 Evil Spock, Blitzer
(†)


All-time MVPS
8 Bluto, Blocker

6 Hagrid, Blocker
6 Prince Vultan, Blitzer

INDIVIDUAL AWARDS

69 Golden Heart Brian Blessed

69 Golden Heart Bluto

69 SWL All-Star Forest Gump
68 SWL All-Star Forest Gump
68 Silver Ball Forest Gump
68 Silver Slipper Forest Gump
64 Silver Slipper Forest Gump
63 Bronze Slipper Forest Gump
Match Records
(Casualties 2)
Match Records
Touchdowns
Forrest Gump
Sebastien Chabal (†)
2

2
Interceptions
Evil Spock (†)
1
Star Player Points
Forrest Gump
Kristofer Hivju (†)
10

10
Passing
Prince Vultan
11
Completions
Prince Vultan
2
Rushing
Forrest Gump
47
Blocks
The Dude (†)
13
Fouls
RoboDwarf
3
Kills
The Dude (†)
2

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard
  35 0 0 0 12 4 44/51 150k
(90+60)k
 
2
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
  21 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 2 9
Block, Thick Skull
+MA, Guard, Tackle, Stand Firm
-ag, m 64 4 6 0 11 3 59/76 170k
(0)k
 
4
Blitzer
5 3 4 9
Block, Thick Skull
+AG, Tackle, Guard
  28 3 3 0 1 6 44/51 160k
(80+80)k
 
5
Runner
6 3 4 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, +AG, Kick-Off Return, Leader, Strip Ball, Tackle
  68 4 55 0 3 4 Legend
195
220k
(80+140)k
 
6
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
7
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
10
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
12
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
  11 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
13
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Dauntless
  56 0 0 0 21 5 67/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
14
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
15
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  8 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
16
Deathroller
4 7 1 10
Break Tackle, Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Loner, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
Guard, Grab
  9 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 200k
(160+40)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Manzoo Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1820k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1990k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:69 (29/18/22) |TD Diff:0 (83 - 83) |Cas Diff:68 (113/61/25 - 81/37/13)
Last Opponent: Blackwater Glee Club