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Little Jojo was born in the village of Hammington. Hammington is a small village on the outskirts of Hobbitton filled with wondrous hobbit and many varieties of pie. He came from a long line of master pie makers, the most respected profession. It was always expected that he would continue his family tradition and learn the secret recipe to make the 'ultimate cheese pie'. When he was old enough one day Papa Jojo took him into the basement of the family bakery. The day had finally come. Papa was going to show him the secret ingredient. Jojo looked around the room to try and guess what it would be but all that was there was a huge vat of pastry mix. Next thing he knew his Paps threw off his shoes and jumped into the pastry. Using his toes to shape the mix he invited Jojo in to join him. He explained that Halfings have the worst most cheesy smelling feet in the whole world and without their shoes the smell is practically toxic; it almost makes a really nice cheese sauce! Jojo was only 84 moons only when he realised his true purpose in life. One day the famous Halfling Blood Bowl team 'Redcheek Puffers' came to visit the village. It was a great day with feasting, desserts and a little Blood Bowl on the side. The village formed a team to play against the 'Redcheeks' and Jojo was selected to be the team captain. It should be noted here that even a professinal halfling team is not particularly good at the sport so Hammington's team actually had a chance of winning. The first turn of the game Little Jojo was naturally thinking about food. Then his mind wandered to pies and the secret recipe. He knew what to do! In the first turn of the game Jojo sprang forward and threw off his shoes and lifted his feet to the opposing treeman's face. The giant oak collapsed to the floor stunned and immediately felt the feet off 11 halflings on top of him. The traumatised tree left the pitch dazed and confused. (The treeman's lawyer will not allow him to be named). Although the match was never completed, both teams ate too much at half time, Jojo inspired the village into forming a permanent team using his tactics. After rounding up all the Halfings who were interested in more halftime snacks Jojo formed his team. Named after their famous tactic they began their careers in the Blood Bowl world as 'We Lost Our Shoes!'
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Treeman
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3 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber! +MA |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8/16 | 150k
(120+30)k |
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| 2 |
Treeman
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3 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber! +MA |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 10/16 | 150k
(120+30)k |
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| 3 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Block |
18 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 13/16 | 60k
(30+30)k |
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| 4 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step |
20 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 15/16 | 50k
(30+20)k |
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| 5 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 6 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle |
7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 15/16 | 50k
(30+20)k |
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| 7 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 8 |
Halfling Hopeful
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7 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty +MA, +MA |
n | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 25/31 | 90k
(30+60)k |
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| 10 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 11 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 12 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step |
m | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10/16 | 50k
(0)k |
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| 13 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 14 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 15 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle |
29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8/16 | 50k
(30+20)k |
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| 13 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 32 (6/9/17) | | | TD Diff: | -31 (28 - 59) | | | Cas Diff: | -55 (33/24/10 - 83/24/15) |
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| Last Opponent: Cave Creepers | |||||||