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Roster [S] Nurglings

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!
~Ralph Puke

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THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A DP!
(I don't mind fouling, but I hate the DP!)

THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A STAR PLAYER!

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Reality is an illusion created by a lack of good alcohol!
~Ralph Puke
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ralph Puke III
Beast
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Block, Tackle
   7 0 0 0 8 0 16/31 180k
(120+60)k
  
2
Thomas Snot IV
Beast
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
Cindy Sewerhole
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   25 0 1 0 0 5 28/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
4
Billy Belch
Nurgling
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
+AG, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   56 1 6 0 1 3 36/51 120k
(40+80)k
  
5
Bobbie Boibanger
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Side Step
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
6
Alice Arse
Nurgling
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
+AG, Side Step, Sprint, Sure Feet
   50 3 11 0 6 2 58/76 140k
(40+100)k
  
7
Kyle Crotchrotz
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Johnny Jockstrap
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Karla Grabgiver
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Lenny Lunchstealer
Nurgling
5 3 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
+ST
   13 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 90k
(40+50)k
  
11
Betty Ballbuster
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   11 0 1 0 1 3 20/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
12
Dick Head
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Side Step
   11 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
13
Tiki
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Harry Crotch
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   14 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
15
Daououd
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Bobby Ballsack
Nurgling
5 3 1 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Block, +ST, Guard, Side Step
 -ag 49 0 3 0 14 4 57/76 170k
(40+130)k
  
16 players  
Coach: VinnieSpleenmasher Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Nurglings Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 1930k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1930k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:57 (24/10/23) |TD Diff:-3 (50 - 53) |Cas Diff:-63 (102/55/21 - 123/77/41)
Last Opponent: Festive Hats