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This team will be a race of "Pure" Ogres. I have enjoyed developing a team of only Ogres in the Unranked division so I will try it here. This is the second attempt at creating a team of only Ogres. The first team failed miserably! <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=300726">The Original Fungus United</a> WE DO NOT PLAY AGAINST DIRTY PLAYERS, BECAUSE OGRES ARE JUST TOO EXPENSIVE! <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1526053">PROOF THE DP IS BROKEN</a> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2-14-2007: Lavendor Bloomers, the porn queen turned supermodel, decides to purchase a professional sports frachise. She has no idea how to run a business while standing on two feet. The team begins with only 6 Ogres; also, there is no apothecary and no practice facility (re-rolls). FU does have one head coach, Vincent T. Lungbasher, and a chaplain, Father Richard O'Dribbling, for prayer. Lavendor states that, "There will be no practice facilities (re-rolls) purchased before I have a full squad of 11 players." 2-15-2007: FU2 begins their quest for Ogre Supremacy with a 1-1 tie against another team of Ogres. It was a game of highs and lows: Paul Pottymouth scores the teams first touchdown, but <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3927468">Tommy Toesucker</a> was killed. The team hires an apothecary, Peter O'Dribbling; he is the brother of the team's chaplain. The team is down to five players. The team also has their share of groupies: Sally Slingshot and Felicia Fancybottom never miss a game for oral, oops! I mean moral support. 2-16-2007: FU2 earns another tie, 0-0, against a team of Halfings. It was a game of highs and lows: Three times the Ogres held the ball,but three times the ball-carrier was brought down by a mob of Flings. On one of the very first blocks thrown by a Treeman, an Ogre is killed; Thankfully, Peter O'Dribbling used his apothecary skills successfully to bring the brute back to life. Sara Stumpgrinder and Paul Pottymouth learn how to Break Tackle. The fans loved the match so much, they awarded the Ogres $100,000 in prize money. FU2 quickly spent the money by signing Alice Arselicker to their roster. The team is back up to six players. 2-17-2007: FU2 earns another tie, 0-0, against a team sent from Chaos. It was yet another game filled with highs and lows: FU2 held the beasts at bay throughout the game. FU2 had a chance to win on the last turn of the game, but a boneheaded blitz attempt ended the scoring attempt. 2-17-2007: This is getting ridiculous! FU2 earns yet another tie, 0-0, against a team with only 9 Thralls. It was yet another game filled with highs and lows: FU2 held the ball many times, but was always brought down in 2DBs with OUR choice. OMG! It was 6 Ogres versus 5 Thralls during the second half. FU2 clears the pitch but cannot score! UGH! Xena Zitpicker is signed to a roster spot. The team now has seven players. 2-17-2007: FU2 gets their first loss, 1-0, against a team sent from Chaos. It was a game filled with just lows: FU2 had a player advantage during the second half, but Nuffle gives the beastmen a gift TD. There is no skill in BB! The fan factor decreases. The only positive happened after the game when Wendell Wartlicker learned to block! 2-18-2007: FU2 earns another tie, 1-1, against a team of Halfings. FU2 lacked concentration during this game by having too many bonehead plays during this game. Coach Lungbasher is pissed, so practice is going to be hell this afternoon! 2-19-2007: FU2 gets their second loss, 2-0, against a team of Ogres. It was a game filled with just lows: FU2 must have pissed off Nuffle because it was just a fugly game. The game was filled with bonehead plays and many pushes. The only positive happened after the game when Bonnie Boibanger was signed to a roster spot. The team now has eight players. 2-19-2007: FU2 gets their third loss, 4-0, against a team of Elves. In an attempt to jump start success and inspire a blood lust in his players, Coach Lungbasher schedules a game against Elves. It did not work. The BBRC interfered and handed the game away. How bad was it? The only positive happened when Lenny Lunchstealer threw a block on T8 of the second half and forced a casualty. It was the only casualty FU2 inflicted during the game. Lenny Lunchstealer has started using steriods to build his strength (+1). 2-19-2007: FU2 gets another fugly tie, 0-0, against a team of Ogres who had 6 Ogres and 2 Goblins. It was a game filled with just lows: FU2 had an 8 on 4 player advantage during the second half, but Nuffle gives the game to the BBRC. There is no skill in BB! The only positives happened, yet again, after the game: Henry Happypants was signed to a roster spot bringing the number of players up to 9. Xena Zitpicker improved her agility (+1) to become the team's ball carrier! 2-19-2007: FU2 gets another fugly tie, 1-1, against a team from Chaos. After a fugly first half, Coach Lungbasher predicts that the casualties and the tie would occur in the second half. It did, because the game is so freaking predictable. There is no skill in BB! The only positives happened, yet again, after the game: Wendall Wartlicker learned how to dodge! 2-20-07: Mis-click gives the game away! What a cheap way to lose a game! UGH! In a game that is so f#cked up, a mis-click turns a fugly game into a give-away. F.U. BBRC! 2-20-07: BBRC allows the Orcs a fugly score to prevent the tie. Ogres lose 1-0. Watch this re-play to witness why BB will always be a second rate game. What a cheap way to lose a game! UGH! In a game that is so f#cked up, Nuffle turns a fugly game into a pile of shit. F.U. BBRC! Benjamin (AKA: Benny) Biblebeater is signed to a roster spot. The team now has 10 players. 2-20-07: The first BBRC Special for both coaches! In true BB fashion, that only the BBRC could love, FU2 scores on T8 to make the final score 1-1. The play had Henry Happypants (2AG) pick-up and hand-off to Oliver Oldshoes (2AG) who ran for the score. FUGLY is the only word to describe this game. 2-21-07: Knowing it can't get any worse, Coach Lungbasher enters the team into a Smack Tournament, FUMBBL SMACK Pro CXXI. OMG! FU2 earns the first win! Down by 2-1 at the start of the second half, Coach Shrag get the BBRC Special when his players start bumbling and fumbling the ball! FU2 scores to force OT! In OT, more bumbling and fumbling the ball. FU2 scores to go up 3-2. A bad kick leads to an attempt for greatness by the Undead, but a blitz KO's the ballcarrier! FU2 Wins! <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1568514">OUR FIRST WIN!</a> 2-21-07: The second round of the FUMBBL SMACK Pro CXXI is a total dice rape! Two ogres die and one Niggled when apoth fails. Please watch the re-play and you will understand why the game of BB sucks! <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1568554">DICE RULE! COACHES DROOL! BB JUST PLAIN SUCKS!</a> This is the teams first concession after <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3927467">Wendell Wartlicker</a> dies. This was FU2's last Fumbbl Smack game ever. We will, once again, never play Dwarves or teams with a Dirty Player. All the previous games were just a waste of time! 2-21-07: Coach Lungbasher lets the Orcs have an easy victory. We "played" this game just for the money to buy another player. Betty Ballbuster is signed to a roster spot. The team now has 9 players. 2-22-07: We are back to the ways we know best! FU2 gets another tie. This time a 0-0 draw against a team of Goblins. Oliver Oldshoes gets a classic BBRC Special when he ages and niggles after earning his second skill. The BBRC is alive and wrecking this once great game! 2-22-07: We lose to Nuffle (AKA: A BBRC Special) when the team is struck by heat exhaustion. The only time the maximum 8 players took the field was on T8 of the second half for the "turn of pain." FU2 suffers yet another loss, 2-1, to the Orcs. Of course, FF decreases! The team does sign Kenny Crotchrotz to a roster spot. The team is up to having 10 players once again. The search for the holy grail (AKA: a re-roll) is going to begin soon! 2-22-07: OMG! FU2 won their second game ever, 2-0, versus a team sent from Chaos. The team just stood around on the field stunned! FF increased! Coach Lungbasher is speechless. If you count the losses as a positive, you can say the team is 10 and 9. I know this is stretching it, but I am grasping for any type of positives! 2-22-07: We are back to the ways we know best! FU2 gets another tie. This time a 1-1 draw against a team of Orcs. When Cindy Sewrhole agrees to a generous contract, the team completes a full roster of 11 Ogres! The search for the holy grail (AKA: a re-roll) can begin! 2-23-07: FU2 wins the battle but not the war! FU2 actually won the game, 1-0, versus a team from Chaos, but they suffered two huge losses during the game: 1) Betty Ballbuster was killed and the apoth failed to save her life. He needs to quit drinking on the job! 2) Cindy Sewerhole was gimped (-1 AV). She is now the team's saftey due to her lighter armor. A day after the team gains a full roster of 11 Ogres, they fall back to 10. 2-24-07: FU2 lacks focus and luck today resulting in a boring game. FU2 goes down early 2-0 to another team of Ogres. Coach Lungbasher was so bored, he ordered his team to sit back and learn how it was done by watching a team of professionals. FU2 witnessed how Ogres can pick up the ball and score. FU2 was also given a lesson on how to successfully use the TTM. The final result was a 4-0 loss. 2-24-07: This loss had too many low points (boneheads) to highlight them all. FU2 losses to another Ogre team, 2-1. Lenny Lunchstealer ages and niggles after the game. The team purchaes its first magic scroll (re-roll). 2-28-07: Mis-click helps give the game away, but the two Boneheads on two key blitzes decided the outcome of the game! Blood Bowl is so predictable thanks to the efforts of the BBRC. UGH! F.U. BBRC! They will never put the fun back into Blood Bowl! 2-28-07: This tie had too many low points (boneheads) to highlight them all. FU2 earns a tie, 1-1, against some Orcs. Also, FU2's Fan Factor drops and no money was awarded for the game. 3-1-07: FU2 earns another tie, 1-1, versus some Lizzards; it was very predictable. Why play the game at all? Of course, there is yet another gimped player due to ageing. F. U. BBRC! 3-2-07: FU2 can't even get a good game vs 7 elves! Our bung hurts from all the fugly rolls! The BBRC has totally ruined this once great game! <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1581375">Typical Boring Game!</a> 3-3-07: This loss had too many low points (boneheads) to highlight them all. Nuffle hands the Orcs the game, 1-0. It was very B-o-r-i-n-g! 3-7-07: This was the first game decided by 4-minute rule. Lungbasher's wife needed his services and dragged him from the playing field. His absence allowed the opponent a free score. After Lungbasher's return, fugly dice ruined and already fubar'd game. Lungbasher refused to play shitty BB, so he "pressed out." The final score was a 5-0 loss to another band of Ogres. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1588322">4-Minute Rule Decides Game!</a> 3-10-07: FU2 gets a break from all the fugly games of late and at least earns a tie against the Orcs, 1-1. In the last seven games, the only thing that had a positive outcome was the purchase of a second magic scroll (re-roll). 3-12-07: A rare win for FU2! FU2 defeats a band of Chaotic Dwarves, 2-0. 3-22-07: A two game winning streak! OMG! FU2 defeats a team of Orcs, 2-1, in a hard fought game. A virus forced the team to play with only 8 players, but they overcame the odds and earned victory! The team also purchased a magic scroll (re-roll). 3-26-07: FU2's luck ended quickly in this loss to the Orcs. Two out of the first three blocks thrown on T1 resulted in serious injuries: one a BH and the other a SI/Niggling. The apoth worked on the SI! FU2 decided to press out and survive! Final score was 7-0. Take that, BBRC! 4-7-07: Wow! A game filled with fugly dice. FU2 is defeated by the BBRC and a team of Orcs, 2-0. 1-7-08: Another BBRC special for FU! The darkies take a 3-0 laugher! 2-17-08: Same Crap! Different Day! A 2-1 loss to Orcs. They score on the very last play of the game after catching a bouncing ball a turn earlier. The game was won when one boneheaded ogre forgot to blitz and knock the only scoring threat down! I am still amazed just how FUBAR'd the BBRC is! How can they make a team this strong, this bad?! 3-27-08: OMG! A rare win for FU2! They beat a team of Lizards, 2-1! Paul Pottymouth scores both TDs! 3-29-08: The first four turns were awesome! It was Ogre vs Ogre, and there was action and excitement. Great BB was being played...and then POOF! It was fubar'd on a single turn which was followed by another fubar'd turn. Ones falling like rain upon the heads of FU2! A free TD is given up and then three of FU2's players are removed from the pitch. We press out and take the loss, but we did earn enough money to hire another Ogre, Lavendor Bloomers. 3-30-08: FU2 was BOHICA'd on the last turn! This Chaos team gets and undeserved tie on the very last turn of the game. I don't know where those bastards from the BBRC were hiding, but they had to have entered the stadium near the end of the game. 4-4-08: The FortuneTellars, our brother from another Ogre mother, saw CASH in the crystal ball. We earn $20K in the 1-1 draw. 6-1-08: Rhymes with Orange offered a challenge and FU2 packed a punch! FU2 wins, 2-1, over this Chaos team! 11-15-08: After a long lay-off, FU2 returns to the pitch against a Skaven team. The long lay-off was too much to overcome and FU2 was very rusty. FU2 goes down in defeat in a game where they only accounted for one casualty. 1-19-09: Arktoris brought Hellbound into town and the dice hosed FU from the opening kickoff. A pitch invasion took our moment away without even taking a step. FU loses again; they starting drinking beer in the second half when the score was 2-0. No one knows how the game ended. 1-8-10: Almost an entire year passes with FU sitting on their arses and getting fat when along comes <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2911557">Brownsquasher Twiggywillow!</a> seeking an easy win using elfball...or so they thought! FU intimidated, strutted, whalloped, and kicked some Wood Elf arse all over the pitch. The pitch was soakinng in elf blood! FU felt like a bunch of children raping and pillaging their first Kentucky Fried Chicken stand! It looked like a sure tie with only two turns to go and not an upright elf in sight...and then FU shite their pants! The BBRC representative in attendance opened up her rulebook and cited article 69.5! She stated, "Public Displays of Affection(PDA)are forbidden." Coach Lungbasher was livid! He, while beting her about the head and neck, informed her that only applies AFTER scoring and not BEFORE! UGH! Coach Lungbasher's pleas fell on deaf ears. The official forced the ballcarrier to stand motionless until the game ended (two failed bonehead rolls on the final two turns of the game). BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BROWNSQUASHERS: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=494508">TEAM FOLDS!</a> 8-3-10: FU2 is called upon by Gods On Earth for a "friendly" (ogre vs ogre)tune-up game. Somehow, FU2 pulled out a 1-0 victory. G.O.E. players were confused many times throughout the game (bonehead) on keys plays. Vinnie blamed their egos for G.O.E.'s poor play. When he saw that FU2 was going to pull off the win, Vinnie looked around and wondered if the BBRC had set him up for another epic collapse. When the final gun sounded, Vinnie was actually stunned that the BBRC did not show up and rule against HIS team. 8-3-10: Feeling giddy after a win, Vinnie accepts a game of elfball. It was a BAD decision. FU2 goes down in flames! The team was so punch drunk fom victory after their earlier match, FU2 could only muster 1 casualty for the entire match (1 spp). 8-24-11: Hearing the spirits demands (Raging headache caused by too many gin & tonics), Lavendor Bloomers forces retirement on five of her top players; she flips the bird to the BBRC and screams, "ALL OGRES FOREVER! CRAM A SNOTLING UP YOUR ARSE!" THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS WERE FORCED TO RETIRE IN ORDER TO RETURN TO THE RANKED DIVISION: Cindy Sewerhole, Xena Zitpicker, Benny Biblebeater, Henry Happypants, and Lenny Lunchstealer. 4-19-14: Wow! It has been awhile since her team has played. Lavendor Bloomers offers forty cream pies to the Left My Heart in San Francisco Flings to secure a game. She sure misses twelve ogres running, bumbling, stumbling, and pummeling up and down the pitch! FU2 lost 1 to 3 today, but she loved seeing Alice Arselicker scoring a TD today! 5-3-14: Snots make the team lethargic [BORING]. The Ogres are going to read the comics the picked up at Free Comic Book day and eat some of their green teammates! They could not concentrate and lost to a team from Chaos, 0 to 1. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TRAMPLE THE WEAK AND HURDLE THE DEAD! |
New Team Page Beta
| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Break Tackle |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17/31 | 180k
(140+40)k |
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| 2 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block |
46 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 44/51 | 200k
(140+60)k |
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| 3 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 3 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Break Tackle, Guard, +AG, Multiple Block |
48 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 14 | 5 | 72/76 | 240k
(140+100)k |
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| 4 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block |
48 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 47/51 | 200k
(140+60)k |
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| 5 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 8 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Block, Break Tackle |
30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 30/31 | 190k
(140+50)k |
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| 12 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6/16 | 160k
(140+20)k |
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| 17 |
Journeyman Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 18 |
Journeyman Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 19 |
Journeyman Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 20 |
Journeyman Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| Games Played: | 48 (8/15/25) | | | TD Diff: | -55 (29 - 84) | | | Cas Diff: | 45 (53/37/16 - 36/15/10) |
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| Last Opponent: Melancholy Menagerie | |||||||