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[X2] Nurgle's Rotters
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Dirty Deeds Done (With Sheep) In The Dark <img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/267408.jpg"> <img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/260532.jpg"> <div align="center"><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=15367"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/266494.jpg"></a><a href="irc://irc.fumbbl.com/HaloBowl"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/266495.jpg"> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6563"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/266492.jpg" width ="236"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6647"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/266496.jpg"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6569"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/266493.jpg"></a></div> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6566">Burlesque Sheep Pen</a> <img src="http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/sheep-googly.gif"> Play <a href="http://www.blacksheepbrewery.com/WhackASheep/">Whack a sheep</a> Courtesy of our sponsor. <td align="middle"><table border="1" bgcolor="black" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5"><td align="middle"><table border="1" bgcolor="black" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5"><caption ><B>Team History </B></caption><tr><td><font color="red"><B><p><p ><font >One evening a sheppard and his flock got trapped in a fierce storm. The only place to take shelter was in a nearby cave. Little did he know a dark perverted clan of rotters lived deep inside the cave. The smell of ladysheep in heat penetrated the moist and warm cavern. When the smell reached the nostrils of the sexual depraved herd, they went wild and animal insticts took over. Its that event that inspired them to take this name. As there were lots of Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep In The Dark that night!!! 28/02/2009: Team graduates from sheep to goats! <img src="http://ausmall.com.au/freegraf/archive3/ac1118.gif"> 18/03/2009: Team plays bloodiest match of the whole season! <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2595606"><font color="red">5kills</a> That match is one of the reasons we earned us the endangered species award! <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6647"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/266711.jpg"></a> (Not sure if thats a good thing) Goals for season 3: Make us at least one rotter! Advance to Veterams next season! Raep Lemur!!! </p></B></font></table><br /> TEAM INFO <div><span><input type="button" value="Show Team Info" style='width:150px;font-size:10px;margin:0px;padding:0px;' onclick="if (this.value == 'Show Team Info') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('span')[1].getElementsByTagName('span')[0].style.display = ''; this.value = 'Hide Team Info'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('span')[1].getElementsByTagName('span')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.value = 'Show Team Info';}"></span><span><div class="alt2" style='margin: 0px; width:400px; border: 0px solid;'><span style='display: none;'><br><center align><table bgcolor="red" border="1" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="2"><caption ><B>Team Information</B></caption><tbody><tr><td align="center"><span ><B>Team Colors:</B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><font color="black"><B>Black and Red</B></font></span></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span ><span ><B>Symbol:</B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B><font color="black"><B><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Player/261/261118.jpg"></font></B></a></span></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span ><B>Team motto:</B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><font color="black"><B>Guano Guano Go!!!</font></B></a></span></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span ><B>Stadium:</B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><font color="black"><B>Guano Bowl <img src="http://nl.netlogstatic.com/p/oo/057/543/57543115.jpg"></font></B></a></span></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span ><B>Stadium Surface:</B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><font color="black"><B>Gravel and Guano</font></B></a></span></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span ><B>Stadium Capacity:</B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><font color="black"><B>50.000.000 gallon of Guano</font></B></a></span></td></tr><tbody><tr><td align="center"><span ><B>Team Captain:</B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><font color="black"><B>Angus Rimmer</font></b></a></span></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span ><B>Head Coach:</B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><font color="black"><B>Ebola Phiphitushi</font></B></a></span></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span ><B> Cheerleaders:</Bhttp://fumbbl.com/teams/267407.jpg></span></td><td align="center"><span ><font color="black"><B>The Guano Girls (hiring)</font></B></span></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span ><B>Sponsors:</B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><font color="black"><B><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/294425.jpg"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/267407.jpg"></font></B></a></B></span></td></tr><tr><td><span ><B>Team Yearbook:</B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=537465"><font color="black"><B>Dirty Deeds Done(with sheep)In The Dark</B></font></a></td></tr><tbody><tr><tbody><tr><td align="center"><span ><B>Rival Club:</B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><font color="black"><B><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=537597"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Player/261/261256.jpg"></div><br /></span></td></tr></table><br /></b></div><br /> TEAM LEADERS <div><span><input type="button" value="Show Leaders" style='width:150px;font-size:10px;margin:0px;padding:0px;' onclick="if (this.value == 'Show Leaders') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('span')[1].getElementsByTagName('span')[0].style.display = ''; this.value = 'Hide Leaders'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('span')[1].getElementsByTagName('span')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.value = 'Show Leaders';}"></span><span><div class="alt2" style='margin: 0px; width:400px; border: 0px solid;'><span style='display: none;'><br><center align><table border="1" bgcolor="red" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="2"><caption ><B>Team Leaders</caption><tbody><tr><td align="center"><span ><B> Completions: </B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B> Sothar Spanking(3)</B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6449918"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/284601.jpg" /></a></B></span></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span ><B> Touchdowns: </B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B> Tom Urhak(4)</B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6449971"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/267382.jpg" /></a></B></span></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span ><B> Interceptions: </B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B>none caught yet </B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B><a href="INSERT PLAYER LINK"></a></B></span></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span ><B> Casualties: </B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B> Sothar Spanking(19)</B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6449918"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/284601.jpg"></a></B></span></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span ><B> MVP Awards: </B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B> Sothar Spanking(4)</B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6449918"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/284601.jpg"></a></B></span></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span ><B> Rushing Paces: </B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B> Nezhar Peestain(117) </B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6449964"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/267382.jpg" /></a></B></span></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span ><B> Blocks: </B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B> Sothar Spanking(178) </B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6449918"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/284601.jpg" /></a></B></span></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span ><B> Fouls: </B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B> Slimy Slithertongue(16) </B></span></td><td align="center"><span ><B><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6449943"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/267378.jpg" /></a></B></span></td></tr></B></span></td></tr></table><br /></b></div><br /><!--- </a></b></div><br /> <center align><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6563" ><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/266492.jpg"></a></center><br /> <div><span><input type="button" value="Our Song" style='width:150px;font-size:10px;margin:0px;padding:0px;' onclick="if (this.value == 'Our Song') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('span')[1].getElementsByTagName('span')[0].style.display = ''; this.value = 'return'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('span')[1].getElementsByTagName('span')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.value = 'Our Song';}"></span><span><div class="alt2" style='margin: 0px; width:400px; border: 0px solid;'><span style='display: none;'>><font color="red">If you're havin' trouble with you barnyard friends - You've got a thing for ewes - Been countin' sheep - but you're not in bed - Here's what you gotta do: Get out the barn - stay off the farm! Go read a nursery rhyme. Don't ring 976-BAAA - That kind of love's a crime! Hey, Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep! Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep! Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep! My friend Larry has a little lamb - Her fleece is white as snow. He keeps braggin' 'bout her night and day - Someone should tell him, "No", Look at the flock - They're all in shock! Here comes that mutton fan. Knock off the fleece - Give them some peace. Don't be a barn door man! No. Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep! Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep! Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep! Velcro gloves... Knee pads... Late-night dates... Done with sheep! Warning signs... Electric fences... High Voltage! Done with sheep! Dirty deeds... Don't tell 'em what I've done to you! Done with sheep! Dirty deeds... Dirty deeds... Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh! (Quiet, girls! I think the shepherd's coming!) |
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Beast
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4 | 5 | 3 | 9 | Big Guy, Foul Appearance, Infect, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Tentacles +AG, Razor Sharp Claws, +AG |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 32/51 | 230k
(184)k |
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| 2 |
Beastman
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6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horns +ST |
14 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9/16 | 110k
(143)k |
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| 3 |
Beastman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Claw, Block, Dodge, Tackle |
-ma | 20 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 4 | 61/76 | 160k
(160)k |
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| 4 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/6 | 60k
(60)k |
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| 5 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Dirty Player |
3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 80k
(115)k |
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| 6 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60)k |
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| 7 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60)k |
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| 8 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60)k |
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| 9 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Mighty Blow |
n | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12/16 | 80k
(71)k |
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| 10 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Sure Hands, Shadowing |
22 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 26/31 | 100k
(115)k |
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| 11 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Guard |
n | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12/16 | 80k
(79)k |
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| Games Played: | 22 (7/3/12) | | | TD Diff: | -9 (17 - 26) | | | Cas Diff: | -8 (22/26/9 - 38/12/15) |
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| Last Opponent: Stinky Swamp Stompers | |||||||