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To Conquer the World
P [S] Strigoyan


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The Almost Allmighty Lord Apocalypse looked at the world, up from his private part in the abyss and saw it as a peaceful, green shiny world of puppets and butterflies.
He got angry about it and yelled: "LET'S BRING DEATH AND DECAY ACROSS THOSE PATHETIC CREATURES!"

And he called forth his 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse, to conquer the world, bring war to the nations, famine to the people and death to all who dare to challenge him.

But as he looked at them, he hesitated. They were tiny... and not as quite terrifying as he remembered... "Have they always been like that?", he pondered.

But unimpaired he concentrated to gather his dark evil powers and he revived some of the nastiest, most evil souls the world has afforded. A dark portal opened and spawned... tiny little creatures, half a human size?!
"What the f*ck is wrong here?!"

But the Almost Allmighty Lord continued with his evil plan and marched across the world and devastation followed.

Only one bastion to take, a real challence, the last defenders between me and my new world order, he giggled madly. "Let's face the troops of the so called Blood Bowl, my minions!"

As he stared at the violent battlefield, he was in doubt that his loyal followers, half an orcs size, really could stand up to this. But as he looked further he saw other tiny creatures, willing to fight his horde of madness!

"Well, it all tastes like chicken... Let the feast begin!"

And so it began: the last fight of humanity against the world's end...


Lord Apocalypse' logbook:
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*2009/08/23*"We arrived at the battlefield. Filthy creatures... are they not affraid?! I swear I will bring death to all those cowards who dare challenge me! We are looking for our first opponents... some brought chainsaws and poisoned daggers along... how pathetic! Only these green goblins with their balls and chains make me nervous. They giggle insane and eat mushrooms. I don't like creatures laughing at me. And they won't give me mushrooms. Maybe i'll have to suck it out of their necks. This is going to be fun! =)"
*2009/08/25*"Today we called victory over those green bastards! We threw their bodies across the battlefield and stomped 'em into the ground! Unfortunately i can't call them corpses... They were very resistant. Have to tell my minions to hit harder. But Count Conquest develops well, becoming more powerful. He's getting faster and soon he will bring doom fast as a lightning to my foolish enemies! Myself was hit by one of those nasty balls.... didn't like it! But nothing can stop me from taking over the world! I took a quick na... bath in my well of unbelievable power and continued to destroy their shiny world of flowers! You hear me world? I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU!!! My kingdom shall come..."Opposing Army: Accidents will be SHINY!

Rival Commander: Coach Kereth

Serious injured enemies:
R.I.P.'ed enemies:
*2009/08/26*"Again another victory! We faced an army similar to us, made of the same powerful material the earth was built from. So it was no surprise that we had a hard time on the battlefield... but we did succeed! We couldn't really hurt them. I guess their Lord is a resourceful magician too, allthough not as allmighty as I am! He had to stay on the outline and concentrate so much for gathering his powers to stand up to an eyeblink of mine! We sucked out Ted Bundy's and Albert Fish' lifeforce to feed our strength, even had to recreate Fish, useless pathetic minions! But well, he will be servicable again.
Count War was hit hard, unable to fight on our next match. I knocked the enemies guilty count off of the battlefield. He was quite powerful, but nothing can resist Lord Apocalypse... even the ladies! Saw some of them, trying to make eyecontact with me. I wonder if they know what it's like to get hit by "The Hammer"... Well, they will know soon! *muahahaha* Let the feast continue!"		Opposing Army: Strigoyan Rising

Rival Commander: Coach LoxleyAndy

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R.I.P.'ed enemies:
*2009/08/27*Like always, we claimed victory the third time now! Not that much of a surprise, concidering my Mightiness! We fought some hillbilly gobos. It was quite interesting to see some of them riding ugly, giant spiders. Pathetic! Hurt the first in the early phase of the battle. their magicians cured most of the wounds, but Fritz kicked it in its guts a few seconds later, so it didn't came back by injury. He's got some talent in taking out helpless victims. I gave him some training in the mean way of fighting and so he becoms a very dirty player! They had already no chance of standing against my minions, but Count Conquer gave it the rest! Was his best fight so far and it payed off: he's getting faster and faster! He can now even continue to do his normal game when he was knocked to. Furious he just jumps up as nothign ever happened! It's our day and we celebrated by some enemy goblin virgins blood. I hope they won't miss them *hrhrhr* What they gonna do? Trying to hurt us?! Ha! Come on: try and get destroyed! )"Opposing Army: Magic Mushroom Heads

Rival Commander: Coach neilwat

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*2009/08/28*"This was a day to remember! We fought against some really ugly horrors, coming straight from the abyss. Count War did amazing and became stronger. Myself threw the most opponents out of the match, but surpisingly their bodily parts grew back and so I had the pleasure to smash them once again. Therefore my allmighty power improved, I hit 'em hard! Can't wait for the next bloody battle. The minions fought well, allthough Kürten was destroyed, we claimed no more victims on our side. He will be back for our next match. The real victims are our filthy enemies. They're blood tastes good, running down my throat, as I hear them scream in agony. Can't wait to hear it again. Blood for the blood god!!!"Opposing Army: Perry's revenge

Rival Commander: Coach rangey

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lord Apocalypse
Strigoyan Lord
6 5 2 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Tackle, Multiple Block, Mighty Blow
 n 16 0 0 0 36 0 72/76 200k
(120+80)k
  
2
Count Conquest
Crypt Ghoul
7 2 3 7
Blood Lust, Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, Jump Up, Block
   22 1 6 0 3 3 40/51 130k
(60+70)k
  
4
Count Famine
Crypt Ghoul
6 2 3 7
Blood Lust, Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Tackle
   13 0 5 0 3 0 21/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
5
Count Death
Crypt Ghoul
6 2 3 7
Blood Lust, Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
   12 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
6
Fritz Haarmann
Thrall
4 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Dirty Player, Block, +AG
 -ma 21 0 2 0 5 3 31/51 135k
(35+100)k
  
7
Harvey Glatman III
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
   10 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
8
Albert DeSalvo III
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
9
Ed Gein II
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
   4 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 55k
(35+20)k
  
10
Albert Fish II
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
 n 9 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 55k
(35+20)k
  
11
Edmund Kemper
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Side Step
   10 2 1 0 1 1 12/16 55k
(35+20)k
  
12
Peter Kürten V
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Side Step
   3 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 55k
(35+20)k
  
13
Richard Speck III
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
14
James Huberty II
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
15
Howard Unruh
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   20 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 75k
(35+40)k
  
16
Ted Bundy
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   19 2 3 0 0 2 21/31 75k
(35+40)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Helgunar Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Strigoyan Fan Factor: 15  
Current Team Value: 1735k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 95k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1735k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (11/3/8) |TD Diff:9 (31 - 22) |Cas Diff:-7 (43/22/18 - 48/27/15)
Last Opponent: Guardians-of-the-Glade