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Turducken Cover
P [B] Halfling

A turducken is a dish consisting of a de-boned chicken stuffed into a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed into a de-boned turkey. The word turducken is a portmanteau of turkey, duck, and chicken or hen.

The thoracic cavity of the chicken/game hen and the rest of the gaps are stuffed, sometimes with a highly seasoned breadcrumb mixture or sausage meat, although some versions have a different stuffing for each bird. The result is a fairly solid layered poultry dish, suitable for cooking by braising, roasting, grilling, or barbecuing.

Duck and Cover was a suggested method of personal protection against the effects of a nuclear weapon which the United States government taught to generations of United States school children from the early 1950s into the 1980s. This was supposed to protect them in the event of an unexpected nuclear attack which, they were told, could come at any time without warning. Immediately after they saw a flash they had to stop what they were doing and get on the ground under some cover—such as a table, or at least next to a wall—and assume the fetal position, lying face-down and covering their heads with their hands. Similar instructions were given in 1964 in the United Kingdom by Civil Defence Information Bulletin No. 5. and, in the 1980s, by the Protect and Survive series.

Proponents argued that thousands could be saved through this precaution, without which people would instead run to windows to find the source of the big flash. During this time a shock wave would cause a glass implosion, shredding onlookers.

'fling names will be "name-meshed" portmanteaus of the coaches atop the BlackBox Coach Ranking and in honor of opponents... that's the Turducken.
Trees will be given nuclear test names... that's why you need to take cover!



Participant in the Great Halfling Battle III.
Member of team Waffle.

We live and die for the glory of waffles!

Participant in the Masterchef's Challenge.

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FUMBBL B Minor MW VII-1 participant.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Break Tackle, Guard
  26 0 0 0 8 2 26/31 160k
(120+40)k
 
2
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120+0)k
 
4
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
5
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
6
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
  29 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 80k
(30+50)k
 
7
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
8
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 12 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(0)k
 
10
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  23 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 50k
(30+20)k
 
11
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
12
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
13
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  30 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
15
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
 
16
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Block
  29 0 1 0 0 3 18/31 80k
(30+50)k
 
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: pizzamogul Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 990k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:32 (7/10/15) |TD Diff:-18 (27 - 45) |Cas Diff:-71 (41/12/4 - 99/19/10)
Last Opponent: Big Guy ImPact