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Lazer Beamz
Roster [R] Halfling

Nelphine's wife, Adara, an Amazon woman from the jungles of Planet Pluto, has decided that Shrieking Bloodstorm needs some more competition and has come to start a Bloodbowl team of her own.

Her personal cooking squad of halflings makes up her team, while her trusted cheerleading squad of seven dwarves (Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Bashful, Grumpy) cheers them on every match. Joe the pharmacist provides nutrients for the Treemen who offer the team their muscle, while Moe the Masseuse ensures that everyone has tip top Lazer Beamz for every match!

Mommy and Daddy provide solid fan support at every match, ensuring that at least someone will always be there for the Lazer Beamz.

Will always try to face opponents 100 or more TV higher.

Played Underworld Denizens, Ogre, Goblin
Played High Elf; need Wood Elf, Dark Elf, Pro Elf
Played Chaos Renegade; need Chaos, Chaos Dwarf
Played Tomb Kings; need Vampire
Played Lizardman; need Skaven, Slann
Need Dwarf, Amazon, Norse, Orc

Beat:
Halfling, Necromantic, Undead, Human, Nurgle
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dry-ack
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Multiple Block, Grab, Break Tackle
   15 0 0 0 6 6 42/51 180k
(120+60)k
  
2
Dumbbell
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Grab
   4 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 140k
(120+20)k
  
3
Templeton
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   13 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
4
C-web
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   14 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
5
Chunkster
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Armag Eddon
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Mr. Straight
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Ir Lando
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Gran Team Wings
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Murk In
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Purrrcillaa
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Portabella
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
15
Dashy
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
Sure Feet
   6 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
16
Hopeful
Halfling Catcher
5 2 4 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet
   9 0 5 0 1 2 27/31 110k
(50+60)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Nelphine Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1160k (±290) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1160k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:15 (5/1/9) |TD Diff:-7 (16 - 23) |Cas Diff:-21 (18/9/3 - 34/13/4)
Last Opponent: bone thugs and irony