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[B] Ogre
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These legends of Wrestling have grown tired of life ringside. It's time to get back into the public eye with another form of sport (violence) for the masses entertainment. After a first match when the former wrestlers spent a lot of time bone headed they started to realise what the point was and got into the swing of the things. But these pesky green things kept running around beneath their feet. "No Vince you cannot be chairman!" 5 wins and 2 draws in first 13 matches before it went downhill. Top of the Blackbox Premiership for Ogres Oct/Nov 2013. Little Lord Lucan is the second ever Snot to reach legend status in FUMBBL and Giant Haystacks was then the greatest ever Blackbox Ogre! After 86 games we have two ag4 and two move 6 snotlings in the lineup! We won match 99 1-0 vs Halflings for our first win after a 29 winless streak! Then bettered another lot in game 101. More Halflings! In game 105 the stat up snot quartet finally was broken up when Hulk Hogan's Mate scores a TD but then slips and breaks his neck v Dwarfs. The Green Man was killed next match. Next match Waterboy was also badly injured but Little Lord Lucan's scores to be a SNOTLING LEGEND! He was fouled and blitzed into the badly hurt box but survives to take the plaudits. After 8 defeats in a row the Wrestlers win games 110 and 111 against Necromantics and Undead! After a few more bad games we won a game vs Norse. Little Lord Lucan became the greatest ever FUMBBL snotling! We had a 17 match winless run but won match 133 against CDassak's Orcs and became the OLDEST BOX OGRE TEAM! Also finally back to 6 Ogres. Then next match LLL gets his second serious concussion against Orcs. Down to AV3! But he goes on. Some of our ogres also bravely carry injuries. From match 136 our snots were given disposable TV consideration. An opposing Nurgle coach even bizarrely complained how unlucky he was to face such a team :D A couple of matches later we get a 7 ogre lineup! But still get bashed by more Nurgle. Another 2 matches later we were already back down to 6, after a smash up from other Ogres. But we did at least get a draw. After some months off the Wrestlers come out so Lucan can regain his greatest snotling status from the crippled "Chuck". Needs a TD. But early on Kendo snakeeyes fumbles a TTM attempt and appears to kill Lucan with the drop. But the apo gets to work. Then in the 2nd half of this terrible match a human blitzer dodges through and blitzes carrier Lucan down. And kills him!!!!! The Blood Bowl world cries.  FUMBBL Badge - Legend a snotling Some inspiration: From the amusing Les Kellett, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntElO-N-mHw Big Daddy v Giant Haystacks, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sDBd6-SGo4 And see Giant Haystacks pile on! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcpHhmQ2M-M
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Break Tackle, Block, Stand Firm, Grab |
45 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 9 | 94/176 | 250k
(140+110)k |
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| 2 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Block, Stand Firm, Guard, Dodge |
-av | 43 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 5 | 66/76 | 240k
(140+100)k |
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| 3 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard |
-av, m | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6/16 | 160k
(0)k |
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| 5 |
Ogre
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4 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Tackle |
-ma, -av | 70 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 38 | 3 | 94/176 | 260k
(140+120)k |
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| 6 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 7 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy Dirty Player |
29 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 50k
(20+30)k |
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| 9 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 10 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
-st | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 11 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
14 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 12 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 14 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 15 |
Gnoblar
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5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy |
26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 20k
(20+0)k |
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Runt Punter
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull Guard, Block |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17/31 | 200k
(150+50)k |
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| 12 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 143 (21/21/101) | | | TD Diff: | -154 (131 - 285) | | | Cas Diff: | -320 (205/111/52 - 470/149/69) |
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| Last Opponent: [BT4] Tomb | |||||||