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Dawson Creek Hellbillies
Roster [S] Chaos Halfling

***Stunty Cup***
Stunty Cup II: Loss, semifinals (3-1)
Stunty Cup III: Loss, semifinals (4-1)
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***Fighting Cockerel Classic***
FCC I Qualifier XV: Winner
FCC I Finals: Loss, round 1 (0-1)
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***Necromiser's Nightmare***
Necormiser III Finals: Won two tickets to the final, but declined the offer.*

*Rumours of ballot box tampering by the incoming Stunty Leeg management, who may or may not have had full or partial ownership of the team, is outrageous and possibly untrue.


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Taters Codswallop
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
2
Pacey Jumbalayafingers III
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Tentacles, Guard
   7 0 0 0 6 1 17/31 180k
(140+40)k
  
3
Jack McCornstarch
Chaos Spawn
6 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Tentacles, Tackle, Block, +MA, Pro, Break Tackle
   52 0 0 0 92 6 Legend
214
 300k
(140+160)k
  
4
Joey "Grits" Possumpotter Esq. V
Carver
4 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Block
 -ma 34 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
Butterface Sweetribs Jr.
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Nifty McShoofly Jr.
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Tackle, Diving Tackle, Mighty Blow
   46 1 5 0 19 1 59/76 145k
(35+110)k
  
7
Catfish Fingerlicker Esq. III
Chaos Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, Big Hand
 m 18 0 3 0 1 2 21/31 85k
(0)k
  
8
Thinspread Cheezfillin'
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
9
Succotash Toejammer Jr.
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Disturbing Presence, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   41 0 7 1 6 4 55/76 125k
(35+90)k
  
10
Billy Badbrisket
Chaos Halfling
7 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Two Heads, +MA, Big Hand, Extra Arms, +MA
 -av, m 54 3 35 0 5 4 138/176 155k
(0)k
  
11
Wilbur Cornmeal Jr.
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
12
Junior Spareribber Jr.
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Block
   21 0 1 0 1 3 20/31 85k
(35+50)k
  
13
Hashbrown Gritgrinder
Chaos Halfling
5 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Prehensile Tail
 -st, -st 34 0 1 0 6 3 30/31 75k
(35+40)k
  
14
Keeshawn Creamwhip
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   18 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 55k
(35+20)k
  
15
Honeydoo Meloncup
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
16
Dawson Dreerysoup Esq. III
Head Carver
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff
   15 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: WhatBall Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1625k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 835k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1865k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:60 (36/10/14) |TD Diff:50 (92 - 42) |Cas Diff:118 (256/67/23 - 156/56/16)
Last Opponent: Mini Scumbots