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From the Cachalan Cuties cheerbook
(Main Cheer)
Ker ker Catch!
Catch a new batch!
Ker ker Catch!
Catch a new batch..
for the cooking pot

Ker ker Catch
Catch a new batch!
Ker Ker Catch
Catch a new batch...
and boil them good and hot

(After a Hehe :) or a Ha ha :0 foul)
Ee put da Voodoo, in 'iz shoe shoe and kick you you. *HE...HE...HE! or *HA HA HA!

(After a trip from a Prehensile Tail or Shadowing)
Tailed Ya and Nailed Ya. *Whoo Hoo HA!

(After a cas caused by an Alligator Warrior)
See ya later from the Gater. *DOO DOO DOODOODOO!
Smile smile, crocodile. *DOO DOO DOODOODOO!

(After a leap by an Eagle Warrior (taken from the pygmy hit by canABBAls)
And he flies like an Eagle!
Flying high high, high in the sky.
(Accompanied by the Eagle dance performed by the Cuties, and the fans manically flapping their arms).

(After a pygmy survives a hit from nasty player)
He's fat He's round, he bounces on the ground.
(insert players name here) (insert players name here)

(After a kill from a Kroxigor)
Are you a Christian?
It would be kinda fine.
You're crucified on da Krox.
Your bloods flowing like wine!

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Game 58, we had our first successful apo! Well done there doc!!

Cannibal's dearly departeds
Games played 73 MVPs 10 Spp 86 Togo was heart wrenchingly killed in a game that appeared to be totally under control. Such was 'TP's overall manipulation of the cannibals game, that after his death the game was lost. Sorely missed.
Games played 67 Blocks 385 Spp 79 Toggy was an original member killed in game 71. Although slow, was a key member of the blitzing team.
Games played 39 Casualties 44 Spp 98 Textl was the backbone of the Cannibals, manipulating opposing players with ease. Another original member.
Games played 47 Yards Rushed 506 Spp 72 Totto was another original member, and another to suffer injury before finally dying on the pitch. He was the team's captain and runner up to his demise and will be sorely missed.
Games played 74 Fouls 70 Spp 40 He He :) was probably the most heart breaking loss so far. An orignal member who had his own chant!

*** Did you know.......
The popular 'Piggers Halfy & Sons' brand of glue can trace its heritage back to the first touring Pygmy side to set foot in an Old World stadium. Unfortunately for their unsuspecting opponents, the Cachalan Cannibals were aptly named! All was going well in their first match in Altdorf and fans seemed to take a shining to the plucky little fellows' grit and determination, that is, until halftime. Although throwing the opposing apothecary, the Leeg‟s Secretary of Finance and the Emperor‟s boot polish boy's third cousin into a cooking pot with garlic and olives is a great honour in Cachalan, it isn't appreciated nearly as much in Altdorf. It's still not sure who were more shocked by the distressing affair, those in attendance or the Cachalans who were not prepared for the objection to their offering. The Cannibals were chased out of Altdorf and Emperor‟s finest trackers were dispatched to bring them to justice.

Pygmies however, make even better trackers, and mysteriously the whole team disappeared without a trace. Did they high-tail it back to Lustria? Die in the harsh cold? Perhaps they were eaten by a Hippogriff in the mountains on their return trek? Or did they relocate to the Moot as some suggest? Soon after reports began to circlulate of small bald bronzed skin Halflings running amok, with glued on mutton chops and wearing wigs on their feet, chasing the locals with knives and forks. Such tales had many suspicious of what really happened to the touring side. It wasn't long after that a new Halfling team emerged called the 'Ketchup Tannables' sponsored by Piggy Wiggly Halfy Glue and Soup Company, who quickly shortened their name to Piggers Halfy & Sons.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
2
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
  16 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
3
Alligator Warrior
3 2 1 8
Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Block, Dodge, Guard, Side Step
-ag, -ag, -ma 68 0 1 0 23 6 79/176 150k
(40+110)k
 
4
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
5
Jaguar Warrior
6 2 3 6
Claw, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Sprint, Stunty
Block, Dodge, Tackle, Dauntless, Guard
m 56 0 14 0 16 5 99/176 180k
(0)k
 
6
Eagle Warrior
7 2 3 4
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Side Step, Tackle, Kick, Sure Feet
-av, -av 113 2 15 1 48 6 175/176 180k
(50+130)k
 
7
Alligator Warrior
4 2 2 8
Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
  10 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
8
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
Sure Feet
  4 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 55k
(35+20)k
 
9
Jaguar Warrior
6 2 4 6
Claw, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Sprint, Stunty
Block, +AG, Dodge
  22 1 3 0 8 4 46/51 150k
(70+80)k
 
10
Pygmy
5 2 5 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
+AG, +AG, Side Step
  28 7 7 0 1 2 40/51 135k
(35+100)k
 
11
Eagle Warrior
7 2 3 6
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
12
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
Sure Feet, Sprint
  34 1 1 0 1 3 21/31 75k
(35+40)k
 
13
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
m 2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 130k
(0)k
 
14
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
15
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
16
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
Guard, Block
  13 0 0 0 10 0 20/31 180k
(130+50)k
 
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: harvestmouse Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Pygmy Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1580k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 75k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1890k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:118 (53/30/35) |TD Diff:17 (128 - 111) |Cas Diff:-87 (289/92/42 - 358/116/36)
Last Opponent: Get the ref!