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Anthropophagy: the consumption of human flesh; cannibalism.



Did you know...
...that the players of Anthropophagy were once a normal, civilized Halfling community in the northern Moot?
Team Bio
Like any normal Halfling community, the Halflings of Anthropophagy like to eat. Their players are farmers and growers, hunters and gatherers. But this is a past life for them now. The chaos god Slaanesh, master of greed and excess, tempted them with the delights of well seasoned human flesh, and they gripped this temptation firmly. They started with revenge, butchering the oppressive Stirlanders who had troubled them for years. They tasted good if a little chewy. It didn't take long for them to realise though that this wasn't like hunting. You don't have to chase your quarry. There's even a sport where they just run to you, ready to be chopped up and eaten! Anthropophagy have been playing Blood Bowl ever since, taking any fallen foes back to their homes and cooking them up proper, ripe for the eating.







Matches
In it's first ever game the team took up the legendary Hospital challenge! Indeed this was a great honour for such a yound team. They did themselves proud though scoring a massive 7 points:
- Beat Hospital
- Kill a patient
- Cause 4 BH in a match
- Make Hospital lose a FF
- Foul 5 times
- Clear the pitch
- Cause a permanent injury on a Doctor

Needless to say the team were very proud of this feat, and as they feasted on a walking water melone after the match you couldn't help but think that, after a life as a thrall, it's the end he would have wanted.


Players Eaten:
In their second match, Anthropophagy faced one of the highest rated teams in the Leeg: Malefic Putrescence
On this occasion even a wealth of inducement wasn't enough against their vastly experienced opponents, but they didn't care. They bagged themselves a prize meal. The team's carvers worked for hours after the game preparing the banquet. Eating a Beast of Nurgle is like eating blowfish, apparently. A very large blowfish. You have to cut away the poisonous and putrid parts to reveal the delicate fleshy insides.


Players Eaten:
The team's 3rd game saw them take on Snot A Lot. In what turned out to be a disappointingly bloodless game the improving Halflings performed admirably,pulling off a classic if unlikely stalwart defence followed by a slow 8-turn drive up the field. The team's ongoing dispute with Mincemeat the Mad Butcher is all set to come to a head soon. 3 appearances into his contract and he's played only 6 turns of Blood Bowl. The team's board (cult) decided that if he wants paying for such laclustre performances then he has to cook all of the team's meals for free.

As the only player to fall, Anthropophagy turned on one of their own after the match.


Players Eaten:
The team's 4th saw them take on Albion Fey for the first time. The Nobel Prizes provided tough opposition but the hungry halflings were able to pull off a classic 8-turn stall first half and 8 turn drive second, clearing the pitch of all but one of the opposing stunties and leaving the slow Fenbeasts behind. Their delight soon turned to horror however when they looked back down the pitch at the carnage and found every one of the Fey still moving. There would be no feast tonight, and their grumbling stomachs are sure to send them into their next game hungrier than usual.


Players Eaten:
Disappointingly, none
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Tentacles
  8 0 0 0 6 0 12/16 160k
(140+20)k
 
2
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Tentacles
  9 0 0 0 6 0 12/16 160k
(140+20)k
 
3
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
4
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
5
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Block
  9 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
6
Head Carver
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff
  1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
7
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
  9 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 65k
(35+30)k
 
8
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
10
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Horns
  8 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 55k
(35+20)k
 
11
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
12
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  9 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 55k
(35+20)k
 
13
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Two Heads
  8 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 55k
(35+20)k
 
14
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  7 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
13 players  
Coach: mister__joshua Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1210k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 125k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (5/1/3) |TD Diff:1 (8 - 7) |Cas Diff:-8 (25/8/5 - 31/9/6)
Last Opponent: Cheat like you mean it