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Oh! My beautiful Prince! Every night, I pay my fee for you to share my dreams, but when I awake, you are always gone.

Why, oh why my beautiful Prince! I lie awake looking at your beautiful face in moon wondering when you will finally stay so I can see your beautiful face when I awake.

My beautiful Prince!


Oh! My beautiful Prince, is the sad story of coach harvestmouse, who has too much money and not enough sense.

Harvestmouse fell in love with Prince Moranion after seeing him play an exhibition game in the local town. Harvestmouse's heart was instantly captured by the dashing and chivalrous prince, and harvestmouse thought harvestmouse had finally met the man to sweep harvestmouse off of harvestmouse's feet!

So harvestmouse bought the franchise of the bloodbowl team, the Orcland Bathers. However although the Orcs wore all the suitable colours and looked the part, Prince Moranion wouldn't be seen dead playing for them. So disappointingly harvestmouse had to let them go and do what they enjoyed the most, bathing at the local lido.

Not put off, harvestmouse made a team from scratch, and this time only hiring High Elves to be lead by harvestmouse's beloved team captain, The High Elf Prince Moranion. However harvestmouse hadn't counted for how mercenary the Prince was to be.

After paying the Prince a princely sum to play for the team (and to share harvestmouse's life) harvestmouse awoke to find the Prince gone, leaving nothing but a letter of love (ok an invoice/receipt). As harvestmouse clutched the letter, looking out at the moon through harvestmouse's window, harvestmouse chased away the loneliness by vowing to hire the Prince Just once more, just one last time!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Block
  15 1 3 0 2 2 24/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Wrestle
  9 1 2 0 2 0 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  14 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 4 8   15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Tackle
  14 1 3 0 2 1 19/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  10 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
  14 1 1 0 4 0 12/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
9
Lineman
6 4 4 8
+ST, Block, Dodge
  14 3 3 0 1 4 34/51 160k
(70+90)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Kick
  14 1 1 0 3 2 20/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
  14 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
  14 1 1 0 1 1 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
  8 2 0 0 1 1 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 4 8   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
13 players  
Coach: harvestmouse Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1530k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 260k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (9/0/6) |TD Diff:2 (20 - 18) |Cas Diff:-6 (14/5/3 - 15/11/2)
Last Opponent: rainbow light