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Bloody Bloody Bowl
Retired [R] Dwarf


Sung to the tune of Diggy Diggy Hole:

Brothers of the line rejoice!
Fling them to their knees
Grab the ball and raise your voice!
Sing, sing, sing with me
Moving at a righteous clip
Who knows when we're going to trip?
Guard the ball, take one step more
This goal will be ours to score

Born underground, at the foot of Nuffle's throne
Raised in the dark, learning how to break a zone
Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
The blood that flows will make us free
Come on brothers sing with me!

[Chorus]
I am a dwarf and I'm playing Bloodbowl
Bloody bloody bowl, bloody bloody bowl
I am a dwarf and I'm playing Bloodbowl
Bloody bloody bowl, bloody Bloodbowl

The Slann will fear our mighty blow
Leap, leap away in time
Never seen blitzers so slow?
Dwarves move in a line
Fill a glass and down some mead!
Stuff your bellies at the feast!
Stumble home and fall asleep
Dreaming in our mountain keep

Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb
The cage is our cradle; the sideline shall become your tomb
Face us on the pitch today; you will meet your doom
We do not fear where elves can leap
What remains is in a heap

[Chorus] x2

I am a dwarf and I'm playing Bloodbowl
Bloody bloody bowl, bloody bloody bowl
I am a dwarf and I'm playing Bloodbowl
Bloody bloody bowl, bloody Bloodbowl

(Instrumental)

Born underground, at the foot of Nuffle's throne
Raised in the dark, learning how to break a zone
Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
The blood that flows will make us free
Come on brothers sing with me!

[Chorus] x2

I am a dwarf and I'm playing Bloodbowl
Bloody bloody bowl, bloody bloody bowl
I am a dwarf and I'm playing Bloodbowl
Bloody bloody bowl, bloody Bloodbowl




Teams left to play in the Grid:
Amazon
Chaos
Elf
Goblin
Halfling
High Elf
Khemri
Lizardman
Norse
Ogre
Orc
Skaven
Slann
Underworld
Vampire
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  6 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 90k
(90+0)k
 
2
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
  11 0 0 0 6 0 12/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
3
Blitzer
5 3 4 9
Block, Thick Skull
Dodge, Diving Tackle, +AG
  12 0 6 1 3 1 31/ 180k
(80+100)k
 
4
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 80k
(80+0)k
 
5
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Dodge, Block
  12 1 7 0 0 1 27/ 130k
(80+50)k
 
6
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  8 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
7
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  12 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  12 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
9
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  12 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
10
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  12 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
11
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  12 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
11 players  
Coach: happygrue Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1340k (±250) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 210k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1340k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (7/4/1) |TD Diff:11 (16 - 5) |Cas Diff:11 (14/2/3 - 5/0/3)
Last Opponent: Internet Personas