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P [L] Ogre

When Azorius reunite the rest of the snotlings and expose his idea of found a Blood Bowl team, the question was:

Boros- How are we gonna convince the big guys?
Dimir- Yeah, they like to smash heads more than anything, but they aren't exactly the kind of motivated player.
Golgari- Common sense: The only way to conquer an Ogre is through his belly
Grul- It needs to be with a sharp weapon!
Azorius- No, you fools! We need to offer them something to eat that they really enjoy.
Orzhov- The Ogres tend to devour the enemies that they have vanquished
Rakdos- At least they eat something consistent
Selesnia- We can offer them, the rivals that hasn't get lucky enough to survive the match.
Dimir- Yeah, but if they wanted to eat the average elf or human, they only need to wander a bit.
Boros- I've heard somewhere, that they eat babies. That tasted like delicatesen for them.
Azorius- That's it! Small, soft and easy to catch with the ogre hands.
Izzet- You mean like us. Isn't it a bad idea considering the cognitive skills of our massive friends?
Azorius- We will think in that later. Now my friends, delight yourselves imagining how we're going to smash skaven skulls, take out lizard backbones and skin some dwarfs.
Rakdos- Hooray, we will show our cousins, the orks and goblins, that we can do more than hide ourselfs when is fight time.
Grul- Yeah. Maybe we can even score a touchdown.
The others- Score a what?
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gog u-Magog
Ogre
6 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+MA
   9 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 170k
(140+30)k
  
2
Oeagrus
Ogre
5 5 3 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+AG, Strong Arm
 n 8 0 2 1 2 1 17/31 200k
(140+60)k
  
3
Gilles 'Bluebeard' de Rais
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   9 0 0 1 5 1 17/31 180k
(140+40)k
  
4
Putana
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
 n, m 8 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 160k
(0)k
  
5
Kijo
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
6
H?r?t?
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block
   3 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 170k
(140+30)k
  
8
Boros
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
9
Dimir
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
   9 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
10
Golgari
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   8 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Gruul
Gnoblar
4 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 -ma, -av 7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
13
Orzhov
Gnoblar
5 1 2 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 -ag 8 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
14
Rakdos
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
15
Selesnia
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
   9 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: PantxeRotge Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 1200k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (1/1/7) |TD Diff:-10 (3 - 13) |Cas Diff:-2 (22/4/1 - 20/7/2)
Last Opponent: Tuck Shoppers