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Simyin Vivisection Department
P [L] Slann

A dangerous job, cutting apart live, uncooperative apes - and without anesthetic! Sometimes the procedure goes smoothly, sometimes the apes run rampant - such is the life of a SVD researcher on the cutting edge of science!


  1. Founding Member of A.P.E., the Alliance for Primate Experimentation, and paired w/ C.H.U.M.P.



Game 1: Poor positioning, decisive bashing and a key misclick contribute to a 1-2 loss v. m0gw41.

1st game in forever with Slann. Poorly played, lost the tie due to a rookie T8 position errour, but losing the bash game didn't help either (Blocks 14:20 after 5-turn score, 17:29 at the half, 21:48 total once 2nd-half snowball started).

Worse, lost a Catcher Niggled due to misclick blitz - 1 score + MVP = doubles... chose Pass over Guard. Hopefully, that will keep him out of harm's way, altho' it does color the team's direction. Ag 4 + MA 8 certainly could have made the difference in the 2nd half defensive score attempt.

On the plus side, rolled a good Gate despite the loss, just enough for a new Catcher. With luck, will both survive and win next game and get enough for Apo - we'll see.


Game 2: Narrow 1-0 win v. Matthueycamo.

Truly horrendous luck to start, lost the field entirely as early blocks quad'ed out w/ Skulls/Both-Down. But Turn 5 a no-RR leaping 1d Both-Down took down the ballcarrier at the goal line, and a good bounce (and a sudden shift in the bad luck) started a defensive rally. Then, Turn 8, 4(!) Lineapes were BH'd one after the other, and that was the 2nd half and the game.

No skills, 3 spp on the rookie Catcher and 9 on linos, but Apo will help, w/ 20k toward next positional.


Game 3: Narrow 2-2 tie v. Antithesisoftime.

Quad both-downs changed the go-ahead drive to a defensive go-ahead score, but 2 two-Turn scores redeemed the SVD.

Gained a Wrestler and a +MA Catcher, with several more poised to skill, and bought a 3rd Catcher. TV 1170 (+ 60 for MVP lino).


Game 4: tbd v. Pentalarc.



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  1. o 2 Blitzers 220
    o 1 Catcher 80
    o 8 Linemen 480
    o 4 Re-roll 200
    o = Total 980k

Krox: Dr. Nokkaut
B: U.R. Trippen, Planter
C: Cutter, Sharpe

-> Skillz


110k Helmut Wulf 6 3 3 8 Loner, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
170k Hemlock 8 2 3 7 Loner, Block, Dodge, Side Step, Jump Up, Stab, Stunty
220k Lottabottol 8 3 3 8 Loner, Catch, Pass Block, Shadowing, Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap + VLL
250k Quetzal Leap 8 2 4 7 Loner, Catch, Diving Catch, Nerves of Steel, Fend, Kick-off Return, Leap + VLL
250k Slibli 7 4 1 9 Loner, Block, Grab, Guard, Stand Firm
430k Morg 'n' Thorg 6 6 3 10 Loner, Block, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs
Block, Dodge
  14 0 2 0 4 3 29/31 150k
(110+40)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs
+AG, Block
n 13 3 4 0 3 0 21/31 170k
(110+60)k
 
5
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 140k
(140+0)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Leap, Very Long Legs
Guard, Dodge
-av 13 2 5 0 1 1 24/31 120k
(60+60)k
 
7
Lineman
5 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
-ma 11 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
  14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Wrestle, Kick
  14 2 2 0 0 2 18/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Wrestle, Guard
  14 2 0 0 2 2 16/31 110k
(60+50)k
 
14
Catcher
7 1 4 7
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
Dodge, Block
-st, m 11 5 2 0 0 2 21/31 120k
(0)k
 
15
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
+MA, Dodge, Block
  12 2 8 0 0 1 31/51 150k
(80+70)k
 
16
Catcher
7 2 4 7
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
Dodge
m 7 3 1 0 0 1 11/16 100k
(0)k
 
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Smeat Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Slann Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1380k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1600k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (4/5/5) |TD Diff:-1 (25 - 26) |Cas Diff:-13 (9/5/0 - 11/14/2)
Last Opponent: Bruellaffen