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NAFC Gouged Eye
Retired [L] Orc


Progression: None
NAF Name: Be4ch
NAF Number: 16914

#1 - Troll - Rock Goblin-Eater. It was debatable if Rock would actually make the team or one of the other, less hungry Trolls take his place instead. Rock likes to live up to his surname and during the off season has devoured his way through 37 Goblins. It would have been more but after eating 6 in 1 half hour session the head coach implemented a strict muzzle policy which curtailed Rock's eating habits somewhat. It's best not to mention the unfortunate Goblin who was pushed through the mesh of the muzzle at the end of training that day. The image of mince Goblin is one that's difficult to forget.

#66, #67, #68 & #69 - Black Orc Blockers. The remaining bricks in the intimidating wall of muscle are the team's four Black Orcs. #66, Wartnob 'Da Wall' Badfang is a brute even by Black Orc Standards and many opponents have found out that it really hurts when you run into the Wall. He may be the star of the front line but he's ably backed up by Slaugh Axe-Cutter, Ulgan Blacktoof and Krank Elf-Splitter. When the whistle blows the Fearsome Four start throwing fists and it's a brave or stupid man who tries to get them to stop.

#70, #71, #72, #73 - Blitzers. The Troll and the Black Orcs might be the real muscle of the team but the stars are the Blitzers. Fast(ish), Strong and incredibly vicious, it's their job to harry the opposition and put them on the floor where they can be more easily stamped on. Foremost among the team is Borgor Ghoul-Chewer. Grandson of the famous Varag Ghoul-Chewer he's had a lot to live up to on this team and is yet to disappoint. The other three, Vork Wormhole, Kruugash Neck-Snapper and Rurk Rock-Breaker, all provide support where it's needed and have formed a strong unit at the heart of the Eye's Offence/Defence.

#00 - Thrower - Osgar 'Uh-Oh' Snotchucker. Osgar is the safe pair of hand that's usually carrying the ball for the Eye. He's quick. agile and able to get himself out of trouble easily. He does have a tendency to get a bit carried away with it all and his failed attempts at launching the ball down-field have become something of a trademark giving rise to his less than glamorous nickname.

#30 & 31 - Lineorcs - Kruug Mudlurk and Lugash Neck-Snapper. The only Lineorcs in the team at the moment. They both know their role and that role usually involves standing in front of the biggest and strongest opposition player on the pitch and getting hit....a lot.... Kruug in particular is getting used to this and has taken that many blows recently that he now barely feels them. True, he often forgets where he is, what he's doing and what his name is but point him in the direction of an Ogre or Minotaur and he'll trot off to mark them without a second thought. You can't ask for more.

#10 - Goblin - Syd Puddefoot. Syd is small, weak, and cowardly. Where he makes up for this is that he is also Sneaky, dirty and vicious in the extreme. he might not want to be the one who starts a fight but he'll sure as hell be the one who puts the boot in at the end. Many a player has gone down on the field after a heavy left hook from Da Wall, hoping to find a moments respite, and then finding that there's a nasty Goblin sat on their chest, punching them between the legs. He bites, he scratches, he kicks and he will never, ever, fight fair. He's the perfect Goblin and in a squeeze, if they can catch him, he can be thrown down the pitch by Rock to grab a TD. Sadly, due to a pre-season training injury where Rock, unable to eat the little fella, threw him out of the Doom Dome in disgust. Syd landed in a heap in the street outside. Incredibly, he was unharmed and leaped to his feet to dance a little jig but, tragically, was then run over my a horse drawn cart which he didn't hear coming up behind him. His broken legs will heal but not in time for this tournament.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rock Goblin-Eater
Troll
4 5 1+ - 9+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
2
Wartnob 'Da Wall' Badfang
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2+ - 9+   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
3
Slaugh Axe-Cutter
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2+ - 9+   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
4
Ulgan Blacktoof
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2+ - 9+   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
5
Krank Elf-Splitter
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2+ - 9+   5 0 0 0 2 2 14/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Borgor Ghoul-Chewer
Blitzer
6 3 3+ - 9+
Block
   5 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
7
Vork Wormhole
Blitzer
6 3 3+ - 9+
Block
   5 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
8
Kruugash Neck-Snapper
Blitzer
6 3 3+ - 9+
Block
   5 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
9
Rurk Rock-Breaker
Blitzer
6 3 3+ - 9+
Block
   5 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
10
Osgar 'Uh-Oh' Snotchucker
Thrower
5 3 3+ - 8+
Pass, Sure Hands
   5 2 1 0 0 1 10/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
Kruug Mudlurk
Lineman
5 3 3+ - 9+   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Lugash Head-Ripper
Lineman
5 3 3+ - 9+   5 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12 players
Coach: Be4ch Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Dedicated Fans: 0  
Current Team Value: 1100k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1100k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:5 (2/0/3) |TD Diff:-5 (4 - 9) |Cas Diff:8 (8/4/2 - 0/3/3)
Last Opponent: NAFC Orange Goblins