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[SL] Behold, The Mean Machine!
Roster [L] Black Dwarf

Slower than a treacle leak in a freezer.
Meaner than a wych elf bar in Naggaroth.
Dirtier than Nurgle's aged laundry.
Able to leap small distances in a single bound and pound elves into mincemeat.

BEHOLD, THE MEAN MACHINE!

With the power of face concealing masks and a greatly self inflated opinion of themselves the Mean Machine brings as selection of Zhar-Dunbaroth's meanest Chaos Dwarves into one place in order to do one thing. Play Bloodbowl and kick ass! (Okay two things).

Long ago casting aside their real names instead taking the names of their super-villainous alter-egos, the Mean Machine brings into the SLUBBA all the slow, grinding blocking game of the Dwarves, with the insidious and corrupting influence of Chaos that leaves all who come into contact with it a little worse off then they were before.

Woe betide any team who aren't faster or stronger than the Mean Machine.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
The Beast of AAARGH!
Chaos Dwarf Mutant
4 3 2 9
Block, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
2
The Incredible Sulk
Chaos Dwarf Mutant
4 3 2 9
Block, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
3
Perpendiculator
Chaos Dwarf Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block, Catch, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
4
Doctor Mxylpxyl
Chaos Dwarf Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block, Catch, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
5
Strong Arm Stan
Chaos Dwarf Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Triple Ring
Chaos Dwarf Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Number 7
Chaos Dwarf Kicker
4 3 2 9
Block, Dirty Player, Kick, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
8
A Tall Dwarf
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 2 9
Block, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
A Short Human
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 2 9
Block, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Secret Gnome
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 2 9
Block, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Captain Hindsight
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 2 9
Block, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Nabster Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Black Dwarf Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 990k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 990k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:0 (0/0/0) |TD Diff:0 (0 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (0/0/0 - 0/0/0)